InvaderAmmy00

Me: Why does that matter?
Chester: Wait, I think I might have a video recording from that night.
Me: What?! Why didn't you say so?
Chester: Must have slipped my mind.
Me: Well, put it in the VCR.
Chester: Ok, ok. *puts it in* Well, here we are, with Evil Ammy telling one of her stories of how she's torchered me. Lets fast foward some. Here's me passing out after only my third beer. fast foward. Here's you guys dressing me up in a pink tutu. fast foward. Ammy and Jesse playing quarters. Evil Ammy giving Ammy the beer with the ruffee. Ammy passing out on the couch with her butt in the air. Jesse drinking a beer watching an episode of South Park. He heres Ammy say something in her sleep. He staggers over there, pulls down her pants aaaaaand, the camera battery dies before we get to see whether or not Jesse did or didn't do it doggy with Ammy.
Me: I thought you always kept it on a charger.

Me: Actually I think it was the vacuum cleaner next to you.
Chester: You did it with a vacuum?
Me: I was drunk. So I really don't know.
Chester: And as too how Ammy passed out drinking not alcoholic beer is you, Evil Ammy, put a ruffee in her drink cause you thought I was going to do something while she was asleep.

Me: Uh *gulp* no... Mind you I was drunk when I did this but I kinda had sexual relations with your behind.
Chester: *eye twitches* Y-you mean you've done what I've always wanted to do to both Good and Evil Ammy?

Me: You remember how when you woke up you were completely bald and were naked in a tub covered chocolate and you thought it was Chester so you threw him into a deep fryer?
Chester: I remember that. I still have the burn marks from that.
Me: Well, that was actually me...and I took pictures and posted them on the net.

Me: Uh, you were the second to pass out? Uh oh.
Chester: What?
Me: Uh, well, you see, I kinda did something to you when you were unconscious cause I thought you asked me to do it cause I was too drunk.
Chester: This sounds good.

Chester: It was when you two went unconscious by drinking to much beer while playing beer drinking games.
Me: Oh yeah, man that was fun. If I remember correctly you were the first one to go unconscious.
Chester: I did, but when I woke up I went outside to pee and I saw her dancing around in the flowers in a pink dress.
Me: Ok, but where did you get the camera?
Chester: I'm getting there. I thought I was seeing things so after I finished I went inside, found my camera, went back outside and she was still there, dancing away. So I took some pictures and recorded her on my video camera.

Chester: So, you could have at least tried to stop her.
Me: Ah quit being such a baby.
Chester: Well, I guess I can get my revenge by putting the pictures of Evil Ammy in a pink dress dancing in the flowers on the internet.
Me: What? I don't remember her ever doing that.

Me: Nothing much Home girl.
Chester: *crosses his arms and looks away* I'm not speaking to you.
Me: If you're not speaking to her then why did you say to her your not speaking to her?
Chester: ...
Me: Cause if your not speaking to her then what you should of said was "Will you tell her that I'm not speaking to her?"
Chester: ...Smartass

Hey Cuz *huggles* i missed you
how have you been =D