InvaderAmmy00

Aloa! to u too! ^^

Chester: Hey, are you saying that I am not able to get laid?
Me: Sounds about right.
Chester: That's it. *pulls out two tranqulizer guns and points one at you and one at me*
Me: WTF? I thought you said you bought the antique revolver?
Chester: I'm gonna put you to sleep Ammy and then we'll have lots of "Fun" when you wake up all tied up.
Me: Uh oh, he's snapped. For real this time. Run for it Ammy!

ive been good my sis says my art is gettin better so im hapy cos shes usually my biggist crutic ^^

Me: Yeah, I'm just glad it didn't hit central Kansas cause that's around where I am, I think.
Chester: But why the fudge call it an EF5? Doesn't it make more sense to call it an F6? It's so freaking confusing.
Me: You know, I had a strange dream (which me having a dream is strange enough since I hardly ever have dreams) the night before the tornado hit and it involved a tornado a mile wide.
Chester: I believe the one that hit Greensburg was one and a half to two miles wide.
Me: *puts on superman costume* Welp, time to become superman in the tornado.
Chester: Dude, you're freaking crazy. Going into a tornado without a parachute. Here. *hands me a parachute*
Me: That's always been something I wouldn't mind doing if it wouldn't kill me. Being picked up by a tornado and fly around. Man, it would give me such a magical feeling.
Chester: Hey, I get that same feeling when I'm with a pair of hot twins in bed.

Me: Hey there Ammy.
Chester: How's it going?
Me: Besides living.

XD i love it so how did i eva live without it???

CCCCHHHHHAAAARRRRLLLIIIEEEE!!!!!!
Charlie: what!!!
Were on a bridge charlie

you're welcome

"they stole my frikin kidney"
XD it never gets old ^^

that candy mountain song is kinda catchy