InvaderAmmy00

Chester: Yeah, she's right, Ammy soooo needs to get laid, and I think you're the guy for the job, I mean you are the one who broke her in, and vice versa.

Me: Dude! Not Cool!

Me: Uhg, Goddamit Chester, those are New Sheets!
Chester: *comes out with sheet around waste* well, i just broke them in
Me: *picks up steel bat* Chester, I sware i'm gonna get ya.
Chester: it wouldn't be the first time you broke a steel bat over my head.

Chezz: Woo wee, all over your chest and face.
Me: uhg, glad that's not my room...wait, That is my Room!

Chezz: I can't HELP it! Oh, HERE I COME!
Me: Wonder if E.A. remembers she's gotta do her "foreplay" with him first so she can get full satisfaction... *yells* And I told ya it'd be more like 5!

Me: Jesus Christ, wtf Chester. Just ignore what he says.
Chester: OH YEAH, HERE COMES THE CLIMAX!
Me: ...

Chezz: *pokes head into room* Hello?!? OH GOD! He's standing right...frackING GREAT!... in front of you ... OH!
Me: Wtf dude, get back in there all the way!

Me: Yeah, must be, they were always just perfect for each other.
Chezz: OH frack YES!
Me: ...*finishes beer*

Me: ...Anywho, let's change the subject shall we?
Chezz: Wooo wee, bring it on Baby!
Me: I wish they'd be a little quieter in there.

Me: ...*blushes* but that still doesn't change that fact...
Chezz: Ooo, are you gonna do what i think your gonna do E.A.? Cause if so, woo wee it's gonna be a fun ride.

Me: -.- I do... but hey, it wasn't my fault, you remember, I was drunk.
Chezz: *from bedroom* Wooo yeah, this is great, i've missed this a lot!