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Me: Would you guys stop arguing? Chester is just trying to distract you guys so you won't send him off to be with the monks.
Chester: No I'm not. I'm just trying to prove that Boxman is gay.
Me: Yeah, so you can have a gay lover.

Chester: Boxman knows a little too much about this topic.
Me: And you find this surprising how? Everyone knows that the only reason Boxman would get a girlfriend is so that people would think he's straight.
Psychiatrist: It's because he's in denile his sexual orientation.

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Me: For some reason I am finding it difficult believing he doesn't like to give it up the @$$. But hey, everyone has something that they just can't stand.
Chester: If you want me to go to the monks you'll have to force me there.
Psychiatrist: It's a good thing I always bring a sedative with me all the time. *injects Chester with it*
Chester: What the h-hell man... everything... is spiny... *falls down unconscious*

*10 mins later*
Me: *from other room* Is he done yet?
Psychiatrist: Yes he's done.
Me: You know you're pretty fracked up for a psychiatrist.
Psychiatrist: Well, Chester is a patient of mine after all. And I have to do an evaluation on him to decided whether or not he needs medication.
Me: Ok. Well Chester, what is worse than not having any sexual activity for a week?
Chester:... well, the one thing I can't stand more than anything else is performing anal sex.
Me: ...Huh? I thought you enjoyed that.
Chester: No, I do enjoy receiving it but I just can't stand giving it. Cause after words I just feel so completely and utterly horrible.

Me: I've seen them on one of Chester many, many videos of him and her. But never in person...
Psychiatrist: Now I may not be a professional in this field but I'd say those are some of the healthiest most invigorating breasts I've ever seen.
Chester: I...I...I won't tell...unless you'll let me feel and caress them and suck on them then be given a boob job.
Me: Uh, way too much info.

yeah to bad boxman has a girlfriend or a boyfriend