InvaderAmmy00

hello.
nothing much..i am just bored. and u ?

Me: You threw a scythe at me, what did you expect me to do? And besides, that night ment nothing cause I was drunk and as you know I turn into a huge pervert like Chester.
disinbodied voice: Are you sure that it's not when you get drunk your true aspirations come out?

Chester: But I was druged.
Me: well, that drug just makes your greatest desire take control no matter the consiquences.
Chester: How do you know?
Me: I'm the one who sold it to her. Now leave.
Chester: Fine. When you get back E. Ammy, I want to do it with me on top k? *leaves*
Me: So, you came chaseing after me, what do you want?

Me: *slows down to a walk* What is it? What do you want?
Chester: *catches up* Hey, *breathing heavily* Why'd you do that? I thought you said you'd let me be on top?

Chester: Hey don't just leave me! I want answers. *chases after E. Ammy in just pants*
Cartman: Sweet. *grabs Chessy Poofs, sits on couch and watches T.V.*
Me: Leave me alone E. Ammy.

Me: Uh... Um... Ah, I-I've got to go to a job interview, that's it.
Cartman: Man, those ropes were tight.
Chester: *screams of horror* WTF?!?!?! *runs into the room* WTF E. Ammy? Why don't you want me on top?
Me: Uh, yeah, if you'll excuse me. *runs for the back door*

Me: N-no of course I wasn't. *backs up to the wall* *gulp* Oh would you look at the time *looks at wrist with no watch on it* I forgot I've got to be at the...place to do the thing. *starts running for the door*
Cartman: Would someone untie me?!?

Me: Wh-what are you talking about?!? *face starts to turn red*
Cartman: Ho ho! Jesse and Ammy sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G.
Me: *takes tape out and smashes it over Erics head*

Me: Yeah. I thought I told him to burn this video.
Cartman: Aw man, turn this off. This is worse than seeing E. Ammy and Chester having sex.
Me: Well, even if he were to burn this video he probally has ten other copies somewhere else.
Cartman: Aw man, why are you pulling her pants off her unconcious body?
Me: I was drunk and when I get drunk I'm as perverted as Chester.

Me: *ties Cartman up* How about this one? *holds up tape*
Kyle: Well, I'll be leaving now. I don't want to see any sex tapes.
Me: *puts in tape while eating some pumpkin pie* Lets watch.
Cartman: GODDAMN IT, GET ME DOWN FROM MHERE!!!
Me: Wait a tick, this tape seems familiar... OMG, This is the video of you and me when we had that one drinking party and you passed out drink non-alcoholic beer and E. Ammy danced in a pink dress.