InvaderAmmy00

Me: Ok... so, what should we go on next? There's some sort of roller coster thing, a Ferris wheel, that weird ride that looks like a spaceship that spins you around fast, the tunnel of love, and that slingshot ride.

Me: Hey, I was scared in there...

Me: I-I say we just k-keep on moving and j-just ignore him. M-maybe he'll leave us alone.

Me: I-I guess I d-dont need to be afraid if h-he's drunk.

Me: *hides behind you...again* F-freddy? B-but I'm not asleep. W-why is he h-here? *sniffs air* And why do I smell Vodka?

Me: I really d-dont care for e-either... O-oh, am I hurting your arm with a-all the squeezing?

Dracula: Fine then, I know when I'm not wanted. I bid you farewell. *turns into a bad and flys off*

Me: S-so, can we continue through th-this haunted house n-now?

Dracula: Those twilight vamps? Twilight Vamps?!? I'm sick of hearing about those pussy little fags. I mean come on, they sparkle in the sunlight? What the hell is that about?

Me: W-well, they have s-super human s-strength and speed.

Dracula: You're starting to look tasty there Jesse.

Me: *whimpers and clutches your arm*

Dracula: Micheal, my old friend, I see you are attempting to sound smart to these two.

Me: *hides behind you* D-dracula? D-don't let him s-suck my blood.

Me: I-I guess that can work...

*voice from the dark* Well, I'd say that those two are bf and gf and that this is so totally a date.

Me: W-who said that?

Dracula: *walks out* I said that. and you two are obviously out on a date, you are just using EA's murderous rampage as an excuse.