InvaderAmmy00

I don't know... im your worst nightmare

Hey.. Um... Do you like Jesse?

no not because of you.
more because of him. i knew he liked you and i didnt want him to just be with me for no reason. and i met someone else i really liked.

yeah...
i did.

Guy in a black coat: I can explain whats going on here.
Me: You can?
Chester: There's no need, we've already explained everything just fine. All that's left is for them to accept it.
GIABC: You see, Chester here is part of the Alcohol Mixing Secret Society.
Me: Whats that got to do with it?
Chester: Hold up. Now you know as well as I do that you are not to talk about this with others that are not members.
GIABC: And you know that you aren't supposed to use that secret mix other than to get laid.
Me: What the hell are you talking about.
GIABC: You see the mix of alcohols he gave Ammy was a special mix that allows you to do one of two things. One, get the girl to find you irresistible to the point they start having an orgasm just by think about you. And two, it's used to implant dreams into a girl to make them believe they are in love with the giver of the drink.

sure what is it?

Me: I agree, this is fracked up.
Chester: Well, if the Jew agrees then it must be true.
Kyle: Hey! Don't discriminate against my people.
Cartman: What do you mean?
Chester: Well, Jews are natural lawers which means they are good at telling what is true.
Me: But doesnt that mean that they are also good at manipulating words to make it sould like they are telling the truth when it's really a lie?
Chester: No, cause Kyle here is also a good kid and always strives for the greater good... except when he was gonna burn down the school cause he was dead last on the currepted list that the girls made of the boys from cutest to the ugliest of their class, but hey it was currepted.

hey...and nothin..u?

Chester: Heh. *sweatdrop* Wh-what I meant to say was... *gulp*
Me: Either they're gonna start getting jiggy with it or E. Ammy is gonna start torchering Chester.
Cartman: What's the difference?
Me: Good point.
Cartman: Well, why they're at it, why don't you and Ammy go at it in your room?
Me: You too?!
Cartman: Hey, it's obvious to everyone except you two that you two like each other.
Kyle: He's right dude.
Me: Kyle too!?
Kyle: Normally I don't agree with him but he's right.

Chester: I'm saying that Jesse wants to frack Ammy.
Me: What?!
Chester: You can't deny it. After all you are a guy. And it's just natural that you would want to do it with Ammy. I mean she turns me on all the time.
Me: What about E. Ammy?
Chester: I'm always turned on when I even think about E. Ammy. *whispers to me* thanks for the reminder.
Me: So what you're saying is that she was dreaming what I was thinking subconsciously?