SweetNightmare

I;m on. I;m about to post some stuff

and btw one by metallica is the best song EVER!!!! Its my song on my myspace^^

Hi this is Dresdendolls i have a new account^^ im pooters frend btw.

erm.... let me explain the noodle poof dance...
i am just a little bit hyper in school and well lets just say i was trying to be a poof and a noodle at the same dance
turns out.. i was doing a kind of retarded dance thingy...
everyone finds it hilarious...
i like my poofy dance..
 
 

Lock: Ok we found the graveyard n-
Jess: *doing noodle poof dance*
Lock: umm...ok...Jess...come on...
Jess: *is finished* Ok...right now which grave..
Lock: this one over here
JL: *Randomly do Noodle Poof dance*
JL: Go through Grave and are finally home

*one month later*

Kelly: Barrel I have some news...
Barrel: What...? *is scared*
kelly: Im pregnant...
Barrel: NNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Kelly: Well...at least its only a little girl...
Barrel: Well that ain't so bad...
Kelly: Well...

Lock: Ok we found the graveyard n-
Jess: *doing noodle poof dance*
Lock: umm...ok...Jess...come on...
Jess: *is finished* Ok...right now which grave..
Lock: this one over here
JL: *Randomly do Noodle Poof dance*
JL: Go through Grave and are finally home

*one month later*

Kelly: Barrel I have some news...
Barrel: What...? *is scared*
kelly: Im pregnant...
Barrel: NNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Kelly: Well...at least its only a little girl...
Barrel: Well that ain't so bad...
Kelly: Well...

Lock: Ok we found the graveyard n-
Jess: *doing noodle poof dance*
Lock: umm...ok...Jess...come on...
Jess: *is finished* Ok...right now which grave..
Lock: this one over here
JL: *Randomly do Noodle Poof dance*
JL: Go through Grave and are finally home

*one month later*

Kelly: Barrel I have some news...
Barrel: What...? *is scared*
kelly: Im pregnant...
Barrel: NNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Kelly: Well...at least its only a little girl...
Barrel: Well that ain't so bad...
Kelly: Well...

Lock: Ok...Now can we go home???
Jess: Oh fine! We'll go to your room
Lock: Just one question..How do we get back??
Jess: Well...the elves know you so then you have obviously been here before so...How do we get back??
Lock: I dont know...
Jess: Well then...lets go find our way back...



Barrel: Do you have a watch on?
Kelly: Nope! ^^
Barrel: Then...ehat time is it...?
Kelly: I wish I knew...
Barrel: Maybe we should get going now...
Kelly: Yea..Its probably three in the morning...
Barrel: Yea Probably
Kelly: By the way Barrel were you wearing a condom thingy?
Barrel: *stares into space* Umm...
Kelly: you didn't did you...
Barrel: no...Sorry
Kelly: Well then...This is gona be weird...



Lock: Ok Im still lost
Jess: I think the way home is this way...
Lock: Are you sure?
Jess: Wait..Why don't we try the Graveyard?
Lock: Good idea
Jess: Lets go!-Wait one question...which way is the graveyard?
Lock: OH FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!!

KB: *Runs off to the middle of the woods*
Jess: *Comes back to surface with Lock*
Lock: Where the hell idd they go?!
Jess: I dont know...Hey why dont we go make out somewhere??
Lock: If I must...
Jess: YAY!! LETS GO!! *Drage Lock off to the middle of no where*


Barrel: You know its a good thing this big tree is here, its a lot nicer than all those skinny ones
Kelly: *resting head on Barrel BARE chest (it aint hairy btw lol)Yea Its a lot nicer!
Barrel: Yea
Kelly: *Kisses Barrel passionately*



Lock: Ok...WHERE THE HELL ARE WE!?
Jess: I dont know..but its quite romantic...
Lock: Yea if your small and have freaky lil ears..
Jes: Lets jsut make out!
Lock: Okay!
Jess: YAY YOU WANNA MAKE OUT!!! *MAKES OUT*

Jess: *pants* Goddammit slow down man!! Im getting tired
Lock: *runs beside Jess* Women maqke a turn quickly before we fall in-*Jess and Lock fall into lake*
Barrel: *stops*
Kelly: *is flung off Barrels back and caught by Barrel* Hey! ^^ Thanx!!
Barrel: your welcome!
Lock: AWWW MAN IM ALL WET!
Jess: Hmm...Im thinkin quite the ramnce in this beautiful water!
Lock: *looks around at the mud puddle there in* Woman this is not romantic!