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Oh, whoops. here's the link to the image.

http://kuroi-tsuki.deviantart.com/art/Sasuke-vs-Itachi-80953576

Oh. Well. I'll update you. ^__^

Sasuke sorta-killed Orochimaru, but then Kabuto, like did this weird transfriguration thing which grafted his remains onto his body, and now the Oro's life force is taking over.

Sasuke went to go gather THREE of Orochimaru's little minions (that hated him).

The first is this weird shark-dude that wants to find Kisame to steal Sharkskin, his sword. The reason he agreed to go with Sasuke is because Sasuke wants to kill Itachi, and Kisame is with the target.

The second is Karin. Karin is like a soon-to-be rapist. She has this disgusting obsession with Sasuke and is always trying to get him ALONE. +_+;
She's sensitive to chakra - can sense it, decipher it, etc. That's why he puts up with her.

The last one is Mr. Wannabe-Disney. He's the one that Orochimaru extracted the Curse-Mark gene from, so he's the original. He doesn't WANNA be bad, but he gets this desire to kill every so often and Sasuke's the only one who can stop him, since whats-his-face (the guy who can shoot bones) is dead and Sasuke possesses sharingan.

So they go off.
And they hunt for clues.

Naruto (who invented his own bad-@$$ jutsu which utterly immobilizes you CELL BY CELL) got the message that Sasuke killed off Orochimaru and thus Team Kakashi goes off again.

(They replaced Sasuke with Sai. Sai is just hilarious because he has no emotion and doesn't know when he's insulting people. He called Naruto a dickless pantywaist, Sakura an ugly dog, and Sasuke a gutles little homo. WE LOVE YOU, SAI!)

Only now Yamato, this guy who got the First's DNA inserted into him by Orochimaru is always an addition to the team because he can use his Earth techniques to suppress the Kyuubi, which seems to be coming out more often.

As was seen when Naruto lost it and turned four-tails (HIS SKIN PEELED OFF!!!!! :D).

But now everybody's looking for Itachi.

In addition To Team Kakashi and Yamato, there's Hinata, Kiba, and Shino along for the ride!

So Kiba's tracking Sasuke by scent, and Karin takes Sasuke's nasty sweaty clothes from when he got Deidara to commit suicide and tears them up and gets Mr. Disney Wannabe to use his little twittering birds to spread the pieces out.

So now Kiba can't track him.
As the obvious solution Naruto just creates a bunch of clones and sends them out on an escapade. T_T

Well, Karin is going, OMG! There's a bunch of people with identical chakras surrounding us!

Everyone: WHAT DO WE DO, SASUKE?!
Sasuke: Just keep going. Barge straight through them. T_T

Right on cue, one of the clones shows up and is like, HOLY shoot! SASUKE!
And Sasuke just goes through him and makes him disappear all cloud-like.

Naruto: I got him!
All: *head in Sasuke's direction*

So now apparently Itachi got Naruto alone and in an illusion or something beforehand and talked about WHAT HAPPENS IF SASUKE WERE TO ATTACK KONOHAGURE? WHICH SIDE WOULD YOU TAKE? and forced him to swallow a live crow or something disturbing like that and was like, I GIVE YOU SOME OF MY POWER. LET'S HOPE THE DAY NEVER COMES WHEN YOU HAVE TO USE IT.

And then disappears cuz he was a clone. @___@;;;;

WTF?

So they're following him.

Then Sasuke was like, STAY HERE! I AM VENTURING INTO THE DARK, CREEPY CAVE ALONE!

(this is where he starts taking over the series.)

Yeah, well. Itachi was in there.
And he's like, MEET ME (HERE) AT (THIS) TIME. WE WILL FINISH THIS THERE. +_+

OOOOOOOOOOH!!!!

And then disappears cuz he's a clone again. >_>;

Okay! =__=;

So!

Sasuke heads off in THAT direction!
Then Kisame cuts them off and goes, ITACHI-SAN SAYS THAT SASUKE MUST GO ALONE! and makes the reast of them stay while Sasuke goes. But it's fine because that guy wanted his sword anyway. U_U

So Sasuke goes and this is a perfect summary!



Yeah. Zetsu watched everything. ^__^

HE JUST CONKED!! WTFH?!!

Then Tobi's aggravating Naruto's brigade and Zetsu comes and goes....

Zetsu: Itachi's dead. Sasuke won.
Tobi: OMG! What a surprise!!! ...Not I predicted the whole thing.
Sakura: WHAT?! O__O
Zetsu: Yeah, but then Sasuke collapsed, like, three seconds later. I don't think he's got much time.
Naruto: YOU PEOPLE TELL ME WHERE THE **** HE IS! YOU ASSHOLES!
Tobi: Whtevr! L8r! *disappears w/ Zetsu*
Naruto: ARRGH!!
Hinata: *uses Byakugan to find the battle* I see 'em!

*NOT-SO-BIG RACE TO THE SITE*

They got there AFTER Tobi and Zetsu took Sasuke AND Itachi's body away.

Kiba; *SNIFF* We JUST missed them.
Naruto: GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!

I really thought he was gonna lose it there. ._.;

But then Tobi takes Sasuke and tells him the TRUTH.
(This is where I got all my Itachi-hating friends to feel really, REALLY guilty. And then apologize. Numerous times.)

Where to start.....

Okay.

I'll just hotlink to the chapters. I'm lazy.

Go from 398 to 402. They're annoyingly short. T__T

Ch. 398 begins:
http://www.onemanga.com/Naruto/398/01-02/

YES.
IT IS TRUE.
ITACHI IS THE BISHIE SEX ICON OF THE CENTURY!

Naruto: Ew. o_o
TTfan1: Well, it's TRUE. =_=

ahhhhh dammit! not again. anyways sry but i get bored real fast wen nothings going on so i just kinda log out and do somethin else. and i just made a deviant art account just now so i might see ya on there, oh i got the same username there.

i need 2 take a shower ill be back soon

yeah same here
but ill be ok

thanx *hugs*
i know i just alot on my mind right now

im really depressed all the time but right now im okay

wow
well hope your ok

hey wats up? u actually on now?