darkmoogle121

comedians are great! i was watching this one guy, he was like: I was really angry. My fuse is about this short (shows fingers held closely together) I just threw my wife's luggage into the car and tossed the skis onto the roof. Then this guy comes by and asks me "Hey! Going skiing?" I look at him and say "No. We're going to drive on some icey roads and we put the skis up there so that in case the car flips over, we can just slide the rest of the way!"

And there was also: My son is really good at the piano. One time he said "C'mon, dad! I'll play you a song." So i go "Okay...what song?" And he says "A Harry Potter song!" So i'm like "Oh! The movie?" And he looks at me and says "No dad. The book."

The funniest one was: I was on this plane ride. We were landin' when the plane hit this deer! It jammed up the engine and we had to evacuate! And it was a really small plane, so there wasn't a slide or nothin'. The attendant was just "Please exit here." So we finally get off, and i call my wife on the phone and say "You're not gonna believe this, but the plane hit a deer!" So my wife says "Oh my god! The plane was on the ground?" And so i was just..."No! Santa was making one last round!"

Hehehe....funny.

thays bill engvall isnt it?he 2 funny

*shakes head* Comedians... *gag*

gotcha! no more talking! (locks up mouth and throws away key) Thinks: Waitaminute...HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO EAT?! NOOOO....:P

Oh, an acronym is where you take the first letter of a group of words to create another word, like: SCUBA-Self Contained Underwater Breathing Apperatis. Or NASA-...i forgot what that stands for...

*snorts* Can I ask you something? Why are you friends with him...?

A joke i just made up (dunno if it's funny)

Emiko: NEO?? SHIHIRO?? WHERE ARE YOU TWO??
Neo: Right here in the living room Emiko! We're just enjoying some POT!
Emiko: POT???
Neo: Yup! Nothings better than POT! Nosiree! We enjoy it all the time! Before meals, during meals, after meals, before bed, in the mornings, after school, on the weekends. POT IS THE BEST! THAT'S RIGHT! THERE'S NOTHING BETTER THAN PO--

(Later at the clinic)

Neo: I have GOT to stop using acronyms...
Shihiro: So HOW long are we gonna be in rehab for watching the Prince Of Tennis?

oh...wait. it's just a pile of raisins. nevermind. Hahahahaha....wait. why's there a pile of raisins here? i hate raisins.

That's wierd...for some reason i don't have a headache right now...what's this squishy thing next to me...?

...OMYGOD!!!