elvisfan123

I am going to be straight forward with ya... -point at some random classmate-HE TOOK IT!

my homework ate my dog and now its sitting in my room thinking about what it has done!

Z last night as i lay in my bed looking up at the stars. Z
i thought to my self
where the hell is my ceiling

30 Ways to Annoy Your Teacher
warning: may cause detention, suspension, or anything else ending in -ion

• Walk into the classroom like a super spy. (keep your back on the walls as you walk, point your finger up like a gun, look around with shifty eyes, hum the mission impossible theme, etc.)
• After everything your teacher says, ask why continuously.
• If your teacher is yelling at a classmate, wait for them to finish their tantrum then ask” DOES SOMEBODY NEED A HUG?????” very loudly.
• If your teacher starts blowing up at you for saying that simply reply “wow I can tell you’re a blast at parties.”
• Sit in a corner and wait for everyone to stare at you. When they do, grab your head and scream “ THE LIGHT! MAKE IT STOP! ARGH IT BURNS!!!!”
• Flick pieces of paper around the class.
• When your teacher tells you to stop, cross your arms and say “your racist against paper aren’t you.”
• Don’t do your Homework.
• When your teacher asks you why you didn’t do your homework say “I dropped it while beating up this guy for saying you’re the worst teacher ever.” then smile and sit.
• When you have a sub, wait for them to write their name on the board. Then when they say hello my name it Mr./Mrs (insert name here), you stand up and say “PROVE IT!”
• During a test, raise your hand and wait for your teacher to walk over to you. Then when they whisper, “what do you need help on?” you smirk and whisper “I know what you did last summer” XD
• When he/she stares at you, say “I know what your thinking, but this symbol on my back does not mean I’m a pokemon,”
• 5 minutes after saying that throw a poke ball at your teachers head and scream “ GOTTA CATCH THEM ALL!!!!!!!”
• Accuse him/her of being Itachi Uchiha. Then give them a paranoid, bloodthirsty look.
• Hand candy out to everyone then walk up to your teacher and say “HA! None for you! That's payback for that F!” >D
• Be Tardy. When your teacher asks why you were late say “My goldfish died.” Then burst into tears. :D
• When turning in a paper, write this paper will self destruct in 5 seconds and the bottom.
• When you leave the class bow and say “May the force be with you, young one.”
• Everytime the PA comes on act surprised and scream “NO NOT THE VOICES AGAIN! MAKE THEM STOP!!!!!!”
• Every time the morning announcements start look around the rooms ceiling and say “GOD? It that you?!?!”
• Whisper to the person next to you. When the teacher comes up behind you, scream “OMG GET AWAY! RAPE! RAPE! RAPE!!!!!!!!!!!!”
• When its time for the pledge of allegiance, while everyone says it, yell out random things (Pickle, yaoi, butsecks, manwhore, jashin, pepto bismol, etc.) and mess everyone up.
• Walk into class dancing the Macarena XD
• Tell your teacher you heard the other teachers talking about him/her in the teachers lounge.
• During an exam, act like you need help really badly. (wave to the teacher, say psssst a lot, jump in your seat, act like your trying to land a plane etc.)
• When you graduate, hug your teacher and say, “I’M GONNA MISS YOU SOOOOOOO MUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
• When you’re an adult, look up your old teacher in a phone book. Then go to their house in the middle of the night. Sneak up by their bed, Give him/her a twisted and demented look and say “Heh….I’m back….MUAHAHAHA!”

o......m.......g i think my dad just won tickets to the fair

I went to a party Mom, I remembered what you said.
You told me not to drink, Mom, so I drank soda instead.

I really felt proud inside, Mom, the way you said I would.
I didn't drink and drive, Mom, even though the others said I should.

I know I did the right thing, Mom, I know you were always right.
Now the party is finally ending, Mom, as everyone is driving out of sight.

As I got into my car, Mom, I knew I'd get home in one piece.
Because of the way you raised me, so responsible and sweet.

I started to drive away, Mom, but as I pulled out into the road
the other car didn't see me, Mom, and hit me like a load.

As I lay there on the pavement, Mom, I hear the policeman say,
the other guy is drunk, Mom, and now I'm the one who will pay.

I'm lying here dying, Mom. I wish you'd get here soon.
How could this happen to me, Mom? My life just burst like a balloon.

There is blood all around me, Mom, and most of it is mine.
I hear the medic say, Mom, I'll die in a short time.

I just wanted to tell you, Mom, I swear I didn't drink.
It was the others, Mom. The others didn't think.

He was probably at the same party as I.
The only difference is he drank and I will die.

Why do people drink, Mom? It can ruin your whole life.
I'm feeling sharp pains now. Pains just like a knife.

The guy who hit me is walking, Mom, and I don't think it's fair.
I'm lying here dying and all he can do is stare.

Tell my brother not to cry, Mom. Tell Daddy to be brave.
And when I go to heaven, Mom, put "Daddy's Girl" on my grave.

Someone should have told him, Mom, not to drink and drive.
If only they had told him, Mom, I would still be alive.

My breath is getting shorter, Mom. I'm becoming very scared.
Please don't cry for me, Mom. When I needed you, you were always there.

I have one last question, Mom, before I say good bye.
I didn't drink and drive, so why am I the one to die?

jump dog jump

9 Things I Hate About Everyone



1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.. I know where my watch is pal, where the heck is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

2 People who are willing to get off their butt to search the entire room for the T..V. remote because they refuse to walk to the TV. and change the channel manually.

3 When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too".. Dang right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?

4 When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the heck would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? Gonna Kick their butts!

5 When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the dang floor.

6 People who ask "Can I ask you a question?"... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?

7 . When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.

8 When people say "life is short". What the heck?? Life is the longest dang thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?

9 When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, dumby?

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<span style="font-family: Georgia">would have an emotional meltdown if miley cyrus was at the edge of a 6 story building.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Century Gothic"><span style="color: #ff9900">rate high if you would be that 10% yelling " JUMP dog JUMP! "</span></span><br />
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<span style="font-size: xx-small"><span style="font-family: Arial">haha not mine got it in a text, rate.</span></span>