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me: hahahahahaha

me: fine.... *cuts off zombies head*

person: *drools* duh....

*points and luaghs*

me: you point and luagh with me

person: *points and luaghs*

*points and luaghs* hahahaha!

person walks by

me: hey you do flips

person: *starts doing flips*

ok... *unfold black feathered wing and flys into the air* better?

YEAH!! *marches off*

*grabs fork and knife and bib and plate* ^^ i like food ^^

procrasinator lion/irken/ninja ready for duty!

waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaafle!!!
*tackels as always for welcoming* nya!! ^^

sure, i'd love to hear^^. I changed some of it but it's basically this:

hey. U ain't been on 4 a while! u ok?

Can I tell u Bells story? (my POTC oc)
PLS???????
Ok, then!

Bell was the daughter of Calypso and Davy Jones. She lived with her father on his ship until he found he had arranged a marriage for her.
She jumped overboard and was washed up in tortuga.
There, she became a smuggler....and a pirate.
When she was 17 she met jack. They gathered a crew and sailed together, but oneday she fell over board (-_-)
she washed up in port royale and became apprenticed to Will as a blacksmith.
6 years later, she was arrested for smuggling, but escaped.
She saw Jack alking off his slowly sinking ship and ran to him, where theyhad a reuniion.
Then she slapped him for letting her go overboard.
(She has a star-shaped locket that lets her see her memories)
Then, elizabeth fell into the water, and he gave her his stuff and told her he'd come back for her, then went to save beth.
Then Bell went all emotional saying she loved him.
*Then there was the whole of the first story but with bell in the crew. She had double swords and double pistols*
But, in tortuga, they met jack's 17 year old half sister (who was MAD) named dee.

At the end, where jack falls off the side of the cliff, bell folllows him.
When he gets washed up on the pearl, he asks where Bell is, and all Gibbs could find was her bandana.
Then, she comes onto deck, dripping wet and thoroughly annoyed.
But Jack ties her bandana on her, and then when they get all emotional Jack realises all the crew are watching them.
he yelled for them to get to their stations, but they didn't move.
one of them yelled the hero and heroine had to fall in love at the end.
jack replied that will and Beth were on the cliff...
then realised. he kissed Bell and all the crew cheered and scampered.
Yay.
*******************POTC 2***********************
Bell and jack were washed up on the island of the pelagostos. The pelagostos were convinced Bell was an ancient shaman and kept her alive, but she had to learn the language and act along with Jack.
And wear a giant stone mask.
But then, she and Jack legged it-eventually- and left the island with the crew.
*From the bit where Jones comes*
He saw Bell and demanaded his daughter come with him, which she did, but escaped-again.
She came back to the pearl and helped jack all she could, but her resentment of Beth rose everyday. she detested her.
But, she was with her very annoying friend that kept her going, Dee.
*To ending*
Everyone was getting into the lifeboats to leave the ship. Bell had forgetten her diary. She ran back her cabin to get it-
but when she came out she saw Jack and Beth. Her heart broke.
Her father-who could sense her emotions-became very angry.
When beth left, bell came out and slapped jack. he told her it wasn't his fault, bur she got onto the boat, but heard Will and beth talking. then she realised he was telling the truth, and kissed Jack one last time before he died.
Then, when they were visiting her mother, she agreed to rescue jack...and to serve under barbrossa.
***********************POTC 3*************************
[this will be relly short, i haven't really thouht of the story for this film]
Ok, basically, bell found her father and her mother could summon her to their command. This, she wasn't hapy about.
*Ok, I haven't thought of the plot fot the middle of the story somfrom near the end*
Davy jones just stabbed Will, and Bell wanted him to stay alive-he was her mate- there was only one way it could happen.
She got the heart, grabbed EWills hand and shoved the knife into it.
She said out loud she devoted her life to be the heir, and her father died.
She ran to him, and told him she loved him, he was her father.
He told her he loved her, she was his daughter.
Then he died, and she threw his corpse over the side.
Beth, jack and beth escaped to the pearl, safe.
****************************************************
Bel was the dutchmans successor, but she didn't take up the post. Will was the captian.
but, what no-one knew as she had made a deal with Barbrossa, and if he saved Jack she would serve him until the day she was told to captain the Dutchman.
But her heart told her there was no way she could leave jack, so, she leapt over the side and followed him.
Jack was looking at his compass, and it kept pointing at the pearl.
But then, Bell came on board, and the compass changed its place.
She and Jack sat in the Dinghy and looked at the compass. It was wrong.
Jack took some rum from beside him and pulled out the cork.
It pointed north.
He smiled.
"Drink up, me hearties, yo ho!"
********************10 years later************************
Bell looked out to sea. her curse of the dutchman meant she couldn't physically age, but jack was getting on 50.
She was remembering how they had lost their son to the sea (Davy Sparrow-their sone- wasn'rt dead, he had disappeared)
By then, jack had got the pearl back.
Suddenly, there was a scream and her little daughter ran up to her, and scampered up her and sat on her hip.
"Hello, Tia. What did Dad teach you today?"
"How to fire the cannons!"
"Ok. What did aunty teach you?"
"Never trust a hamster!" said Dee, coming up from the galley.
"I'll have to get you over bard one day. Anyway,"
she turned back to her child,
" And what did mama tell dad about teaching their daughter incredibly dangerous things?"
"To do it more often!" called Jack, walking up to her.
He kissed his wife wile Tia looked at the sunset.
"LOOK! Uncle Will!" she said.
Bell took pout her telescope and saw her old friend.
"So it is. WILL!"
The captain of the dutchman waved at her.
Tia took the spy glass and looked trough it, up at the nearby cliff.
She saw Elizabeth and her son.
Tia waved and James-Will and beths son-(I gave him that name) waved back at the 8 year old.
Tia smiled.
Bell smiled in the distance.
"I love the caribbean!"

aww! Do you have a story behind it? Coz bell has a very long story and I could tell you but when I say long, I mean LONG so you can say no.