random_guy2

Let's just stay here a while.

I am processing a love for both princesses and pranking.

Greetings, program

You seem to be mislead, my friend. I have done nothing to your father. None that I can recall that is.

Of what vengance do I owe you, Random-san? And as you may, but should know, I am always prepared.

And to what do I owe the honor of this visit, Random-san? Or perhaps, there is no honor in your visit?

Random-san. We meet once again.

Your avatar and profile picture made me want to watch Road to El Dorado so i did. ^^

^_^

Haha. Awesome. Now I want to watch it.

LUCKY!!!!!!!! I wish I was that extremely skilled. Then I'd have even cooler friends. ^~

^_^

You are skilled. And it's okay, you have me.

I was just curious. She's a pretty well known artist on FAC. Her art gets featured a lot and is in the popular works many times.

^_^

The only possible conclusion I can draw, then, is that I am an extremely skilled artist.

:-p

Dude how did you get Luckylace to be your friend?

^_^

Uh, I don't know. Is it some kind of exclusive club or something?

oh ok

Random ELLO!!!!!

SUP BRO.

not much how about you

NOTHIN BRO JUST WORKIN THE PECS KNOW'M SAYIN'?

i guess now for my random FAC question
name the 1st 5 things on your mind right now

I'M THINKIN ABOUT...
...WORKIN MY PECS
...HAVIN A KEGGER
...BANGIN SOME CHICKS
...PLAYIN SOME BALL
...THE SOCIO-ECONOMIC STATUS OF INNER-CITY CHILDREN AND HOW IT AFFECTS THEIR EDUCATION AND SELF-ESTEEM. IT'S A GROWING PROBLEM BRO.

response
ok
...a wat
...k
...alright
...say wat

A KEGGER BRO. A KEG PARTY. CMON BRO.

ok i don't know that i'm only 14

YOU'LL UNDERSTAND WHEN YOU'RE OLDER BRO.

i understand now cause shows and random info i've seen

WHAT'S ON YOUR MIND?

wat you mean my 5 things or somethin else

5 THINGS BRO. KEEP THE BALL ROLLIN.

tacos
soda
games
tv
9

Awesome, tacos are pretty sweet bro.

yes they are wanna taco

No thanks bro I'm workin my pecs.

k *eats the taco*

You should work your pecs too bro.

maybe

Fail and epic are just words which can easily discern situations which involve things that do not succeed, AKA fail, or are epic in proportion, AKA epic.

Y4somadbro?

Using a word in its definition? LOLOLOLOL

Lolbroyoutrytoohard

I STILL DON'T GET WHAT EPIC MEANS


HNNNNNG EXPLAIN IT TO ME

Dude, if you have to point out that I used the word epic to summarize the word epic, and then reply with something like that, fail troll is obviously trying way too hard.

Not everyone puts all their thought and focus into one comment the way you seem to do.

YOU USED FAIL AGAIN

HAR HRAHRH AHR HARHAHRHR

O DAM I DID.

WAT DO NAO?

AN HERO.

YOU FIRST, ESQUIRE.

K DONE. GO AHEAD.

ICWUTUDIDTHAR.

I NOT BECOME AN HERO TILL YOU DO.

Well played, Mr. Bond. It seems we have arrived at something of an impasse. Surely, though, we can resolve this like reasonable men?

May I suggest a duel?

Indeed you may... indeed you may. If you'll accompany me to the forward chambers, I believe something can be arranged.

Very well sire, allow me to retrieve my pistol.

I'm afraid I can't let you do that, Mr. Bond. Guards, seize him! Seize the troll!

*gory fight scene ensues, fail-troll known as Albelnoxissocoolitsnotfunny leaves fanart-central to return to /b/ and/or ebaums world*

Lol /b/

BUT BEFORE I GO DOWN, I frackING BITE MY CYANIDE TOOTH, AND SH!T GETS REAL.

THE CYANIDE IS OLD, ALL YOU DO IS THROW UP. AND GO BACK TO /b/ AND/OR EBAUMSWORLD.

really? Awesome!

IT'S YOU!

Oh man, I'm such a great detective.

Yeah you are! It only took you. . . a bit. . .

Research takes time! I had to gather all the clues!

And get your facts straight! *strokes chin* yes yes. It's all coming together.

Quite nicely, I might add. *lights pipe, sips brandy, sits in front of fireplace with robe on* Indeed.

Don't forget the bloodhound at your feet.

And the dusty old tome on my lap. Yes. Now that's class.

Classiest of the classy. ^^

One of these days...

Quick-- random person-- which is awesomer, pirates or ninjas?!?

GUUUUUUUUUEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSS WWWWWWWWWHHHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOO'SSSSSSSSSS BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKK?!

Um... uh... I dunno. Give me a hint?

well. . . . hmm. . . . I can't think of any good ones.

If you do, I'll be here.

GREETINGS.

STAY A WHILE AND LISTEN.

Oh hi.

GET THE frack ONLINE SO YOU MIGHT BARE MY CHILDREN.

Bear*

Pretty sure it bare in this instance. If not, bear is just too fracking much.

bear1
[bair]

-verb (used with object)
bore,borne,bearing
1. to support
2. to carry
3. to undergo; endure
4. to give birth to

-verb (used without object)
bore,borne,bearing
5. to go in a direction


bear2
[bair]

-noun
1. large, stocky, omnivorous mammal
2. clumsy or rude person
3. person who believes that stock prices will fall

-adjective
4. marked by falling prices, esp. of stocks


Related Forms:
bearlike, adjective

bear down
-verb phrase
1. to press or weigh down
2. to strive harder; intensify one's efforts
3. to approach from windward, as a ship


bear down on
-verb phrase
1. to press or weigh down on
2. to strive toward
3. to approach something rapidly
4. to approach (another vessel) from windward


bear off
-verb phrase
1. to keep (a boat) from touching or rubbing against a dock, another boat, etc.
2. to steer away
3. to remove the stones from the board after they are all home


bear on
-verb phrase
to be relevant to


bear out
-verb phrase
to confirm


bear up
-verb phrase
to endure; face hardship bravely


bear with
-verb phrase
to be patient with


bring to bear
-idiom
to concentrate on with a specific purpose


loaded for bear
-idiom
fully prepared and eager to initiate or deal with a fight, confrontation, or trouble

K I believe you now.

LOL THIS GUY

HAHA.

You have an amzing avitar and profile picture

Thank you.

heh, no problem :)

Best. Avatar. Ever.

I can't get the .gif to work properly. I dunno why.

Hey what's going on?

YAY RANDOM_GUY how are you my friend?

NUUUUUU!! U HAVE REVEALED YOURSELF!

GTFO NOOOB

NO U

Hmmm... touché.

DAW THANKS

:D

YO DAWG I HERD YOU LIEK TROLLING SO I PUT STUPID PEOPLE WHO PRETEND TO BE IN LOVE WITH ANIME CHARACTERS IN YOUR STUPID PEOPLE WHO PRETEND TO BE IN LOVE WITH ANIME CHARACTERS SO YOU CAN GET A REACTION FROM DEM WHILE YOU GET A REACTION FROM DEM.



OH MAN DATS SUM LULZ

BROMANCE

But that not Zane and yesturday he impersonate Zane and trick me and he doing it again

LOLOOLLOLOLLL

Hey HELP ME PLEASE AREN CAME BACK AND HE WON'T LEAVE ME ALONE AND PLEASE TELL HIM TO LEAVE ME ALONE!!

Good God, woman, shut the frick up. You're playing right into the troll's hands, doing exactly what he wants you to do. Just ignore him and stop reacting like this, and eventually he'll go away.

Awwww thanks and I'm going to busy today.

Well I think half of it and I was too sad about my stuff and moving

Yeah but we can be friends ^^

Really are you cool with it?

I'm haven't draw anything all day but I forgot about mother day in on this sunday and I'm going to draw something for my mom for mother day and I was listening to the backstreets boys.

I'm doing fine and I'm listening to music

Hey how you doing?

I am getting starting on it and it take time to finish up.

It fine don't worry about it.

I don't know yet

Oh ok but I do it my own way.

Oh I should of but I don't have enough money to get a apartment.

I don't know and I wish it can getting over with.

They took my stuff cause I'm moving to Kansas and I don't know when I have to leave and they never tell me yet.

Your request is doing fine and I miss my stuff.

Yeah and I hope he never come back and if he is I'm ready for him.

I did report him and I got him banned all thanks to me

Well I think he want me to get mad at him.

No I'm NOT fat at all and he call Zane a supreme fag and he want me to tell Zane to beat him up.

That Aren the same guy who make fun of Zane and He call me fat 20 years old, fatso, fatty, and Fatso of the clown and he call Zane a supreme fag and he want me to tell Zane to beat him up and I'm not fat.

I have cheese pizza my favorite.

You're not the only one that's random.

Oh what kind of pizza you having?

I'm fine and I just have pizza for dinner and it taste really good and how about you?^^

Yeah of course I be your friend and I have friends in real life but just some.

Don't worry it will be done soon and you know ZepedaVictoria right cause she stealing Zane from you.

But then wouldn't that mean she's stealing from you? No, I hate to be mean, but none of you are with him. :(

I'm sorry, but I don't want people fighting over these things. Its silly!

OKAY SERUSLY THIS ISN'T YOU'RE CONCERN SO LEAVE US ALONE AND HE IS REAL IN MY IMAJINATION (MIND) SO WHY YOU SO MEAN AND HAVE TO MAKE ME FEEL SAD BY SAYING HE FAKE (AND ZEPEDA AND VICTORIA TO) IT RUDE

Sorry. But you too are being a wee bit rude. You called her(Zepedavictoria) a dog.

I just don't want you guys being hurt. I'm trying to resolve this because, like I said to

ZepedaVictoria,

someone else, sooner or later, is going to get involved.

And they won't be as nice. VictoriaZepeda has already dealt with trolls telling her that

Zane isn't real and she should get over her crush.

They put it in ruder ways... Yeah.... So, I am very sorry I seem rude.

I'll no longer butt in on this.

Hey.

Yeah and my knee hurt and I think it was the weather it doing this.

Oh I see and it raining here where I lived and cold.

I'm fine thanks for asking and I was watching Big Time Rush on TV and how about you? ^^

Hey RG2. I was just doing my homework and thought: "Goddamn, I have to get off my butt and do something. . . something constructive." So I got on my lappy and listened to some tunes while practicing my kill shots. At around . . . 5:39am, I decided that I should do some mountaineering and whent out for a stroll. Upon being exposed to the rain and cold I promptly found a sweater to wear, but then conscidered that it would be far more badass to go without one. So I climbed the nearest peak over 10,000 ft and stopped to take some photos for my FB. Then this dog came out of nowhere and drew his katana shouting: "This morning. . . WE SHALL FIGHT!" I happen to speak Arabic, so to confuse the fella, I shouted in return: "إنني لن تدمر لكم!"
Naturally, dogs can't speak Arabic, so while the little fella was retriving his Arabic-to-english dictionary, I betrayed my own words and kicked the little sucker right in his beard and he tumbled off the cliff. "Mathmatical!" I shouted in triumph as I clicked my heels together in pure joy. I noticed a skexis nearby shuffling back to it's dwelling, meaning only that soon the sun would rise. Wasting no time, I dashed down the mountain and lept aback my robot unicorn and we dashed through the air just in time to make it back to my own woodland assassin's bureau. As I jumped in through the roof I found that the dog from the mountain peak had followed me and somehow discovered my hideout. "How did you find me?" I asked, bamboozled. The dog smiled and answered: "Because you're fat, and slow and easy to follow." After disemboweling the little doggie, I sat pondering his words as I devoured kanine jerky.
RG2, do you think I'm fat?

"Hello Desmond. Go away."

I'm doing fine and I start on your pic.

Oh and I was going to finish it but I have to put my old stuff in the stuff in the box and I was busy all afternoon.

No I not at store cause I was home all day cause my mom want me to stay home and I was getting starting on doing your pic.

Don't push me for the last time okay.

I will finishing it cause I have free time today.

I told you I don't you but I have free time today so I might do your pic today after I got home from the store.

I don't hate you cause I got other thing to do and that why I don't finish your pic.

Well I was going to finish it but I will be leaving soon cause I'm going to the store.

hello randome guy/girl.

Hey and I'm your friend?

Oh I'm your friend?

Oh I'm your friend?

Hey one more thing I forgot to tell you that how did you get to my profile page in the first place and I thought nobody will never find my profile page?

I already getting started on it so you have to wait.

Oh I haven't finish it yet and you have to wait and DON'T RUSH ME!!

I was getting start on it and hey you not going to believe this that Zane birthday is on the same month as mine and same years as mine and his birthday is on November 15, 1989 and mine is on November 24, 1989.

Oh that ok cause I don't wanna yell at people cause I'm afraid they will hate me for life.

I will tell you when it done ok and you have to wait cause I was busy with something and well I did half of your pic but not quite and DON'T PUSH ME OKAY?

Ok ok I will please be don't rush me and I have my Zane shrine in my blog go check them out and you not mad me just because I like Zane

Yeah you looking at it and I'm the biggest Zane lover around and I got alot of pictares of him in my wall and the dresser and the desk and my door cause I love him and I have my own shipping call black&blue it about Zane and Victoria fall in love and have you read my profile or look at it I have pic of Zane on my profile

Oh yeah and the naked pictare I drew it was a pic of me and Zane having sex and my mom saw it and I got in trouble for it and want me to rip it if I don't rip it they going to take away my TV if I don't and no problem and you know I like Zane too as well

Oh the last time I draw naked pictares I got in trouble for it by my parents and no problem and just draw Zane and nothing else or maybe put my own male character with him if that ok with you and how you know my name?

Oh about that request of your well I don't want to break your heart but I don't know how to draw Yugi but I can draw Zane for you cause I draw him lot of time with me and him and I love Zane too have you read my profile and say I love Zane and my Zane Shine in my blog if you wanna look at it cause I love him and what you say if I draw Zane for you please?

are you 12?

HEY DONT BE MEAN TO HER RIGHT IN HER PROFILE IT SAYS SHE 20 GOSH!!!!!!!!!!

PS ZANE LOVERS ONLY ON THIS PAGE SO LEAVE

lol

Thank you I own you won and it happen to me before and thinks I'm 12 just because I like Zane and they don't believe I'm 20 and thinks I'm 12 but I am 20.

A message for kittyGurl_6:

Oh ok but first how I going to reply you cause you block me
remember, and why you block me?
I didn't do nothing to you, and if you unblock me I can reply you and talk to you.

P.S. I'm not going to let them get you banned cause I'm not the kind of person who do that honest.

you're unblocked now. go ahead.

no seriously, not trying to be mean here, but you are either 12 or have been deprived of education for 10 years of your life. Why do your parents have so much say in what you do? If you're 20 then wouldn't you be in College? Living on your own? If you are mentally handicapped then that would make sense also, and if you are, then please be honest about it.

Oh Victoria, your terrible grammar, incomplete thoughts and widespread social coverage of FAC have made me LOL from the first day I read your profile.
I don't hate you, so don't summon all of your internet buddies to get me banned. But I hate liars, so I would simply like you to take this opportunity to prove that you are not one :)

Yeah I would be in college, and I still lived with my parents cause I'm saving up money to buy a house, and I'm not mentally, and I take care of myself.

what's your native language?

I speak english well I'm a mexican, and I don't speak spanish.

then why do you have such terrible grammar and spelling?

Well I don't know and maybe I wasn't do a very good job at
school, and how many question do I have to answer?

Welcome!

What happened to random guy1?

HEY! You thought you could avoid an assassin?! Think again not-so-novice!

Psh, you can't catch me!

Oh? TAG!

I love tag! I use knives instead of my hands! *throws knife*