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redtail on January 3, 2009, 8:30:14 AM

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redtaili found them on witty profiles

redtail on January 3, 2009, 8:29:46 AM

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redtailGreat minds think alike,
and great hearts
beat in sync.

redtail on January 3, 2009, 8:26:59 AM

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redtailme without you
is like a
shoe without laces,
a n e r d w i t h o u t b r a c e s,
&+
asentencewithoutspaces.

redtail on January 3, 2009, 8:21:45 AM

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redtaillol!!

Only in America
Can a pizza get to your house faster than
an ambulance;; there are handicapped
parking spaces in front of skating rinks;;
do drugstores make the sick walk all
the way to the back of the store to get
their prescriptions...and the healthy
people buy cigarettes at the front;; do
people order large cheeseburgers, large
fries, and a DIET coke;; do the banks
leave both doors open, and their pens
chained to the counters;; && do people
----> buy hot dogs in packages of 10 but
buns in packages of eight.

feathershadow on January 3, 2009, 8:23:21 AM

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redtail on January 3, 2009, 8:26:16 AM

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redtailalso they make bread square and bologna round

feathershadow on January 3, 2009, 8:13:40 AM

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redtail on January 3, 2009, 8:19:03 AM

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redtailno but ive always that it like that. i like noticed that a whle ago and som1 finally wrote it down

redtail on January 3, 2009, 8:09:24 AM

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redtailWe're the kind of friends that get hit by
parked cars

feathershadow on January 3, 2009, 8:22:21 AM

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redtail on January 3, 2009, 8:25:46 AM

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redtailits just funny

redtail on January 3, 2009, 8:08:50 AM

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redtailread this:

Friends'll pick you up when you fall, and they're always a shoulder to cry on when a boy breaks your heart. When a girl insults you they pat you on the back and tell you that no one can hurt you. They'll deny anyone who calls you a nerd. They'll compliment your outfit, even if its ugly. If you call them in the early hours of the morning, they'll listen to your problems. Friends will look confused when you wear a tie to school but shrug it off. You can tell friends any secret in the world and they'd never tell anybody, ever.
BUT....

Best friends'll laugh at you sitting on the ground and say, "Walk much?" When a boy breaks your heart, a best friend will call them up and say, "I knew it. It's cuz your gay, right?" and then spread that all around school. When someone insults you, they'll go up to the girl and punch her in the face, then have a lets-celebrate-my-first-suspension sleepover with you. If someone calls you a nerd they go, "HEY! THAT'S MY NERD!" If your outfits ugly, they'll make fun of you for half an hour straight, then trade clothes with you. If you call them at 4 a.m. they'll say, "I was waiting for you to call. I'm tired as hell." and then hang up without istening to you. Best friends will come up to you when you wear a tie and go, "HAPPY TIE DAY!" and if you tell a friend your secret they'll go, "Okay, I promise not to tell ANYONE." And then five minutes later as you're walking down the hall with them, "HEY EVERYONE! GUESS WHAT?!"

but they're your best friends. no, they're sisters. so you don't care. cuz you love em to death.

feathershadow on January 3, 2009, 8:24:22 AM

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redtail on January 3, 2009, 8:35:33 AM

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redtailXD happy tie day!

feathershadow on January 3, 2009, 8:04:51 AM

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redtail on January 3, 2009, 8:09:09 AM

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redtailwhy?

feathershadow on January 3, 2009, 8:23:47 AM

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redtail on January 3, 2009, 8:34:23 AM

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redtailoh he tried to eat her again

feathershadow on January 3, 2009, 7:59:19 AM

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redtail on January 3, 2009, 8:08:30 AM

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redtailyeah.

feathershadow on January 3, 2009, 3:48:47 AM

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redtail on January 3, 2009, 4:13:12 AM

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redtailyeah i know. pulled into the driveway. "my bongos!"

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