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you say jonas brothers I say Queen
you say miley cyrus I say bon jovi
you say soulja boy I say FORGET THAT I want ac/dc!
you say chris brown I say jimmy buffet
you are rap I am rock.
too many kids listen to crap nowadays If you are still part of the group that loves to rock out copy and paste. I AM PART OF THAT GROUP!!!!!!!!!! Keep Rock Close To Your Soul,
For Those About To Rock I Soloute You.
90% of American teens would have a mental breakdown if Miley Cyrus was on top of a 10 story building.copy this onto ur profile in green if ur one of those 90%. 8% percent would say JUMP ALREADY!!!!!! copy this onto ur profile in purple if ur one of those 8%. 2% would race the body guard up the stairs to push her off. copy this in blue if ur one of those 2%.
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2.if you cut in front of someone and they say excuse me say your excused
3.if they do that to you go"NE" "NE" "NE" untill they run off.
4. if you are walking by a wall throw yourself against it and say "flying trix!"
5.or say "flying sword"
6.if you see a trash can and someones walking close to you yell"trashcan and lean them over to the trashcan.
7.if you see someone you know sneak up on them and go"boo!" really loud in there ear.
8.(my personal favorite) sneak up on your friend and unzip theyre really heavy backpack
9. when walking with your friends go" ahhh" and push them up against the nearest wall.
10. when you have your backpack on stand on someones left side swing your backpack to your left and then towards them.
ive used all of these and more here are some jokes but unless your friends name is caitlyn and she happens to have the fizzest hair in the world most of them you cant use.
nicknames:fluffy, CATlyn, cat whisperer*whispers something* cat"rewmoewreeeew!" *starts viciously attcking everyone.*
comebacks:ne (prounonced knee) your a (insert what they called you)
random: go up to someone youve never seen before and go "kiler rabbit" and point in oppisite direction. wave at people agaian and again and again and again.
follow some one closly andwhen they say can i help you saynope" and keep following them.
at a very loving scene in a movie bend down and put your right hand on your right side of your face covering half of your lips (same with other side) then blow try to keep it going for as long as possible.at the best part of the movie get up (with popcorn) stand in front of someone and stretch then walk slowly and pretend to drop something and go "oopps" and take a really long time to pick it up.walk up to someone and say " whats you do that for gosh" in a napeolion dynamite voice. at movies record you dumping ice and water into a pan or some kind of throwing up noise and with a empty popcorn bucket play it on your phone and pretend to throwup into it and when you do swing towards your neighbor