xTheShotGunSinnerx

hey, wanna be friends

Chester: *from underneath the rubble* Technicaly, I didn't grab your @$$, I smacked it. Two different things.
Me: *kicks him in stomach* but both ways you're touching her @$$ without permission.

Me: sooooo you are living in a foster home? or were you adobted?
Chester: where'd you find a hammer that big?
Me: Well, I think we can make it through, although right now, my dad has to spend two days in jail for a dui charge.
Chester: Seriously, where'd you get that hammer?
Me: anyway, see ya later I guess. *hugs*
Chester: *goes to hug you but I grab his shirt and pull him back*
Me: No funny buisness alright?
Chester: Don't worry I'm not gonna grab her butt. *Gives ya a hug* See.
Me: Alright. *Turns around and hears a smack*
Chester: *runs past me with you chasing him*
Me: What did you do this time?
Chester: I sorry, I couldn't help my self. I smacked her @$$.

Me: hmmm, failing Geomentry and English eh? Well, I'm a ninth grader and I'm passing geomentry with a B. There are about a bakers dozen or more freshman in Geomentry which is supposed to be a sophmore class.
Chester: Yeah, he would be failing if it wasent for me.
Me: You know what would be cool. I think it would be cool if I was born with two heads and one head was named Jesse and the other Chester. You see, that way the Chester head could be the school smart one and the Jesse head, me, could be the street smart one.
Chester: Some times I'm glad he decided to seperate me from his personality.
Me: Now that I made you laugh it's time to hit a sour note. as to what is causeing me to decend down the hill insted of ascend is the fact that four family members have died in the past five years and a fifth family member is gonna die soon due to cancer. And all of this is cause me to have sudden moments of rage and anger for no apperent reason.
Chester: If you know how this feels please say the following: I know how you feel Jesse, I too have had family members/close friends pass away before and it is a very unpleasent feeling. If you do not then say this: It's alright Jess, they are up in heaven rockin it with Elvis right now waiting for God to decied when it is time for you to come up. Now, if you don't believe in god, then say this: Well cheer up, some day, you'll be oak trees growing next to each other in the middle of a forest. then some sweaty guy will come into the forest, chop you down, turn you into paper, then print the bible on you in a great ironic twist.
Me: Heh heh, that's funny right there, I don't care who you are that's funny right there. If you don't find that funny you must be one crazy chick.
Chester: Well, sorry for the big comment.
Me: Yeah *hugs* see ya later *whispers in ear* watch it, Chester has been known to have "drifting" hands.
Chester: *Hugs* *grabs your butt* ^^

Me: Howdy Shotgun (thats my nickname for ya, unless you want me to call you something different. If so please tell me) Sorry that you were grounded.
Chester: Yeah, we've missed ya.
Me: So what did you do to get grounded? Did you beat someone up? Or did you rob the gas station? Or were you caught doing drugs? Or is it just because of grades?
Chester: You make it sound like she's a bad person.
Me: Well she has the word sinner in her username so it makes her up to sound like a bad person, even though she's not and she knows I'm only joking with her. but I'm always interested in why someone is grounded.
Chester: That's personal and you shouldn't be asking.
Me: Well see ya later then. but I would like to know why you were grounded. Did I tell you my computer is on the fritz? and I might as well tell you that My life is slowly going down hill but I manage to find stuff to climb up on to stay up high.

Me: Howdy.
Chester: How ya doin?

Me: thanks for the comment on my comic.
Chester: yeah. we realy appreciate it.

Me: hey,I'm making a comic and the first page of it is up.
Chester: Heres the link.
http://www.fanart-central.net/pic-540809.html

Me: thanks for the comment on my pic.
Chester: he was out in the park the other day and saw this happen.
Me: no that was you and you were high.
Chester: realy? ...yeah. Now I remember. ah ha. Man that was a good joint.
Me: we'll see ya later.

Oh and thanks for the comment on my other pic. ^^ He always comes back because he's one of the main characters. I could go into deeper detail but I would just be boring ya.