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Hutz: well what d'ya know. I have found the perfect way toget out of the pedophilia charges. We needto get Edward into the stands and get him to explain that he was lyingabout his age.

Selina: that's a good idea and all butthething is Ed is a reall shorty

Hutz: this is where fake I.Ds come in handy. We just need to print him off one of thoes and we're good to go.

Selina: do you really think it will be thateasy?

Hutz: if not we can go with the insanity plee

Selina; well..it works with Bakura and the others allthe time...

Hutz: so we're all set to go, not to worry *pats breifcase* *breifcase spills open and paper falls everywhere* o__O

Selina: let me help you with..*picks up some paper* *looks at it* why are all these papersblank?

Hutz: helps me create the illusion of working and being bussy.

*in jail*

Yami: *rips off hookers extensions* HA!

Hooker: oh no you didn't

Yami; whatcha gun do, biatch?

Hooker: *kicks him in groin* good luck havin trampy babies, fag

Yami: *wheeze* low *gasp* blow *falls into fetal possition*

*in next cell*

Roy: I WANT MY LAWER!!

cell mate: man, you millitary men are a buncha wims

Roy: where is Hawkeye when you need her?!

Hawlkeye: *walks over to cell* *sigh* yes, this one is mine...

Roy: RIZA I COULD KISS YOU!!

Halkeye: *shoots him in leg*

Roy: *howls in pain*

Hawkeye: your getting a time out when we get home MR

*at the hospital*

*convetrable pulls up outside* *the roof gets pulled back to reveal*

Hughes: ED! how are you doing? when i heard you were in the hospital i was worried, then this guy said he could give me a lift so here i am

Duke: the Duke could not resit the cuteness of his daughters photos

Hughes; speaking of which *pulls out giant board* what do you think? isn'tshe just gorgeous, hey who are your friends? why not come to my place, my wife will cook and youcan see Elecia again^^

Ed and Wrath: *help Envy intothe car*

Ed: erm..sounds good, the hospital food is just..

Wrath: i used a potato as a hokey puck, it broke the ankles of one of the nurses, it was so cool!

Hughes; aww isn't he adorable *ruffles Wrath's hair*

Wrath: *purring*

Ed: why am i no having second thaughts...

(here is the site with all of the episodes http://www.animefreak.tv/watch/tengen-toppa-gurren-lagann-english-dubbed-online-free )

Hughes: *rambling nonsence about elecia*

Roy: *runs backover to the station* *bangson the door*LET ME BACK IN!! I'VE BEEN A BAD BOY!! I NEED TO BE HANDCUFFED.....and spanked...tied to a bed..whiped cream..with Ed in fullbondage hehehe *drools*

Police woman: *raises eyebrow*

Roy: um...i'm in a sexual relationship witha 15 year old boy?

P.W: *slams him against a wall and pins his arms behind his back* you have the right to be silent, anything you can nad say will be used against you in a court of rabid fangirls *slaps cuffs on him* your going away for a long time pedophile!

Roy: NOOOOOOOOO I WAS JOKING!! ED IS 20! 20! please don't put me in jail for life TT__TT

*in the jail cell*

Yami: so..er..what are you in for?

trampy girls: prostitution, like everyone else in here

hooker: hey canyou bend over and suck y-

Yami: LALALALALA!! NOT LISTENING!! LET ME OUTA HERE!!

hooker: *loops arm around his shoulder* c'mon babe, we'll show you a good time while we're here

Yami:but i don't know where you've been *cringe*

*at the hospital*

*baby crying in background*

Wrath: *punching doctor in face* Make. It. Stop!

Ed: wrath! calm down! *transmutes another door* come with me, i'll make it stop *grabs him out of door*

Doctor: *facedented in and bleeding*

*secutiry guard appears at door*

Wrath: GRAH! *catapults at guard and bites his nose*

Ed: NO WRATH!! damnit! where is Envy!

guard: *flailing around* GAH! GET IT OFF GET IT OFF!!!

*in anotherarea*

Envy: *skipping around the wards* hehehe *starts taking clothers off*

nurse: oh deer lord, not another one! *gets out giant butterly net* GET BACK HERE YOU DRUGGIE!!

I´m good^^

Hey girl^^

how are you?

*armflail* YAY!!!

(it's one of these Scifi/Mecha type animes, it is pretty funny, there is this episode where everyone is at a bathhouse and the two guys cover up their 'bits' using random hand drill and a mole...there is also an effeminate guy who flits with a few of the guys, if your interested i can link you the site)

Selina: yes..yes we do..*random pointing at ceiling* WE HAVE LOINEL HUTZ!! (meh, i forget how to spell his name, you know who i mean right, that guy from the simpsons)

Hutz: i'll take your case, is there any other gulty party we can pass charges to, like if any of them work for example we can make the employers pay up if we loose this case....which we won't *shifty eyes*

Selina: one is a conviced fellon, another is unemployed, two work for the millitary..

Hutz: the millitary eh? hold on a second...*walks out of room* *his silluette can be seen dancing at the window* YATATATA=TA HEY! YA-TATATA-TA HEY!

*at the station*

Bakura: I DEMAND MY PHONECALL!!

Cop 1: *puts down files* you don't get one buddy, looks like this is your 3rd strike, your goin away for a loooooooooooong time

Bakura: can i get his then? *points to Yami*

Yami: what?!

Cop 1: sure...*hands him phone*

Yami: hey! how is that fair?!

Cop 1: i don't think your pimp will spring for that kinda bail buddy

Bakura: *dials number* shhhhhhhhh, it's ringing * oh hello, Ishizu, is Malik or Marik there...well can you check?! I'M IRRATATED BACAUSE I'M IN JA...*puts phone down* she hung up

Roy: *takes phone* i'll get mine now right? *dials number* ok, it's rining...HUGHES! o'll buddy, how are you doing...hey listen listen, i'm kinda in a pickle here...yah, i'm in jail under false charges because of a couple of morons...can you come get me..YES! thank you...oh and please don't tell Hawkeye...she'll put me in the corner again, ok, i'll oh wait it's Domino ploice station, alright, i'll see ya there, bye^^ *hangs up* *to Bakura* HA! I'M getting outa here and your rotting in Jail!

Bakura: OK! THAT'S!

Cop 1: *tazers him* *bakura falls on face*

Bakura: *twitch* i..*twitch* hate you all *twitch twitch*

*elesewere*

Envy: *pacing outside ER*

Doctor: *walks out*

Envy: *grabvs him by collar* how are they doin'?

Doctor: your wife is just fine, it's a healthy baby boy^^

Envy: i'm outside the wrong room arn't i?

Doctor: so your not Mr Rodreguez?

Envy: DO I LOOK LIKE A RODREGUEZ!

Doctor: you seem tence, i perscribe this *injects a needle in his neck*

Envy: *pupils enlarge and eyelids fall a little* *thumbs up* *wanders off*

*in the ER*

Surgeon: ok, just remail calm lil' guy and we'll remove the bullet

Ed: WHO ARE YOU CALLIN SO SMALL A VIRUS IS TALLER THAN HIM!! I'M OUTA HERE!

Surgeon: but the bullet!

Ed: yeah..about that..Oi Wrath, you doin ok?

Wrath: yep, puked up everything^^

Ed: good, can you go into my arm and get the bellet out, if you do it for me then i'll play with you

Wrath: really?! OK! *thrusts arm into the wound and pulls out bullet* fusing my body with other things is fun^^

Ed: thanks..ok lets get outa this nut house! *grabs his arm and runs*

Surgeon: *slams on alarm*

alarm: ALERT ALERT!! INSANE ASYLOM PATIENTS ARE ON THE LOOSE! DO NOT PANIC!

*random people in waiting romm panic, run around and smash into things and run over eachother*

nurse: ok, seriously, what kind of a bozo puts that in a hospital?!

*elsewere*

Bush: i told ya i can help the American economy, these new alarms for hospitals are selling pretty well...3 hospitals have baught one so far and that's out of 30000346

U.N: -______-;;

(have you heard of an anime called Gurren Lagann?)

Envy: *bangs hands on the reception desk* whaddaya mean we can't see a doctor now?! can't you see i have a sick child with me?!

receptionist: i've verry sorry sir but at the moment there is a stick up on the other side of the hospital, none of the doctors can move as the person is holding a weaopn and has ahostage

Envy: what?! who stole me idea....i mean...what kind of a person would do that...yeah, that's what i meant...

Receptionist: presumably some sort of drug addict

Envy: fair enough...Eddy-poo, lets go beat up the druggie so wrath can see a doctor

Ed: right! *transmutes automail arm into blade*

Envy: *transforms into DUNDUN DUUUUN Chuck Norris!*

*other side of Hospital*

nurse: what do you want from us?!

Bakura: i waaaaant...STFU *shoots at the besk scattering papers around the floor* now...if anyone tries some of that brave hero crap i'll blow this guys bad hairdo right off his scalp!

Yami: bad hairdo?

Bakura: SHADAP! hostages are supposed to scream for help! not question the guy holding the gun!

Yami: right...er...oh to hell with this! I'm a pharaoh! we don't bend for anyone!

Bakura: that;s not what you said last niiiiight...

Doctor: huh? didn't you meet that random guy just now? are you two re *gets head shot off*

Bakura:no backtalk! now...iwant you to give me all the money, jewels and anythingexpensive you have...put it in a bodybag for me and put the bodybag in an ambulence...if you even try to leave me with a corpse i'll be back to kill everyone here. get it?

*Edward leeps over at him*

Edward: you won't be killing anyone! *grabs gun and tries to wrestle it from his hands*

Envy/CHuck: Is there a problem here

Yami and Bakura: ohsh...we might just be in over our heads here *gunshot gets fires*

Edward: GAH! My shoulder! it hurts! *bloods bubbles up from bulete wound*

Envy/Chuck: *cracks knuckles* now your gunna get it! *roundhouse kicks Bakura out of window*

Yami: *wets self* meep!

Wrath: Envvvvyy...I'don't feel so good...*passes out*

Envy: gaaaaah! Wrathie! *runs over to him and picks him up* Hospital! *looks around* Hospital?! damnit! where are thoes things when you need them!

Edward: hey, let me help, it's the least ican do right? we'll be even then?

Envy: oh no my pet, you'll have to a bit more than that to please me *purrs*

Edward: why must i be born so good looking TT__TT

Roy: *glomps Edward from behind* surprise but smex!

Edward: GAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!! NO NOW I HAVE TWO PEOPLE MOLESTING ME!!!

Hughes: *walks out of library* hey, Elric! Mustang! glad i caught ya! *walks over to them*

Roy: can't you see we're in the middle ofsomething, hughes?

Hughes: *not listening* take a look at these**flashes photos* isn't my little Elecia just adorable? ^3^

Edward: *twitch* Hughes....you might wanna check thoes photos...

Hughes: huh? *flips them over* oh, these are just from where i photocopies my @$$...silly me *shows them the photos again* isn't my as so sweet ^3^

Roy: *flaoming at mouth*

Envy: *while supporing wrath in his arms he loops another around Ed's anddrags him away* Follow me if you ever want to see anything sexy as me again!

Edward: @_____@

*not too far away*

Yami: *brace yourself!

*truck leeps down hills with squad cars hot on their tail*

Bakura: yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeHA!

Yami: ohsh! *quickly swerves to miss puppy on road and crashes into lamp post*

*airbags deploy crushing them in their seats*

Bakura: nice one Pharaoh! if you ran over the mongrel then we would be home free!

Joey: *in dog costume* *stands in middle of the road* *hold up penny to face* Lucky dollar! you saves me again! ^__^

(no, i havn't been having problems with uploading. If your having problems with FAC you could always post it on DA)

Ed: *wriggles out of Roy's arms* SAVE ME!! SOMEONE!! THIS GUY IS CRAZY!!!

Roy: don't run from destiny! EDWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARD!!! come back TT__TT

*eleswhere*

Bakura: *twitch* *twitch* ok...that does it *rips sterio out of van and throws it out of window* much better^^

*radio almost hits a trafic cop*

Yami: uhhh...Bakura?

Bakura: *looks out of window* not again..FLOOR IT!! THIS WILL BE MY 3rd STRIKE!!!

*a few blocks away*

Envy: oh no, what to do, what to do...

*angel envy appears on his shoulder*

AE: you should go looking for Wrath! what if the poor kid gets a gun held infront of his face or worse! picked up by a pimp! go after him!

*devil envy apears on his other shoulder*
DE: the kid can look after himself, find Ed and get some nookie! if you don't then Mustang will get him sooner or later! do you want to loose to that bozo?

AE: go after wrath!

DE: no! Ed! *grabs angel's halo and pulls it down his waist to restrain his arms* you know you wanna tap that

Envy: good point! DON'T TOUCH MY ED!! *runs off*

DE: hey good lookin, how bout you n me play the bondage game^^

AE: TT__TT

Roy: want some Aligator on a stick? i made it just for the two of us...oh Eddikins, if onl this was night and music we could have such a romantic time

Ed: &gasping for air through his mouth* how can you stand this smell??!!

Roy: i guess if you've been around it long enough you get used to it *shug*

Ed: your seriously gunna need a shower!

Roy: how about a candle light bubble bath together? oh ed your nothing short of a genious^^

Ed: short! SHORT! I'LL SHOW YOU S-*breaths in the smell with his nose* oh deer lord! it's like something diied a few weeks ago!

Roy: *throws him over his shoulder* come Ed, lets have that bath!

*elsewhere*

Wrath: so i can havethis candy and stay at your house for free:?! YAY can Envy come too?! can he?!

Pegasus: oh,i don't see why not, how old is he anyway, 15? ooooooh i havn't had teenagers stay with me in awhile

Wrath: you must really like kids

Pegasus: *cough* yes, infact i just adore little boys, now come with me cute little thing, i'll make you feel who-i mean right at home

Wrath: oh..i dunno, Envy said don't go with strangers giving you candy

Pegasus: but i'm not strange, i'm camp so it's A-OK^^