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now u have twins! wut will u name them?

*grabs towels and starts cleaning blood spots up* dont want stains on the new wood floors...

the other is a baby girl! u have twins! identical twins! awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!
voldemort:can i hold the precious little boy?
snape:i want to hold the baby girl!
me:wait until i cut the embellican cord off... ok now u can hold her... wuts their names gonna be?

ma, do u have twins? because a baby boy is-OH shoot!
voldemort:i thought there was only one!... and am crying cuz this is beatiful
snape: im owing cuz ur hurting my hand...
me:snape, hold the baby boy and cut off the embellican cord (off its belly button) and ma u got one more coming...give another huge push for me and hopefully this will be thru...

good job! we can pull the baby out now! its a..... boy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! congrats ma! u have a beautiful baby boy!

me:ok ma! 1,2,3, push! ur doing a wonderful job ma1 its almost over!
voldemort: *starts crying*
me:pay attention grandpa! ok ma wut i need u to do is give me ur BIGGEST PUSH ok? then there will be no more pain... and then, ull have a beautiful baby! ok, ready? 1...2...3... PUSH AS HARD AS U CAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
snape:OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *starts bundling at the sight of the baby's head coming out*

i was at meh frindz house once and her mom had broken her water and her dad wasnt home to drive to the hospital sowe had to help give birth (true story and the mom was a nurse and told us wut to do step by step) and she gave birth to a baby girl... now back to this...
voldemort:ready...
snape: cant find gloves!
me: dont worry about it! just hold ma's hand! but i hope u have a strong hand... ok now pull gently and ma heres where u come in... when i say PUSH, u give a HUGE PUSH ok? 1,2,3, PUSH! ur doin great ma!

GRANDPA! GO GET ALOT OF TOWELS! HOSPITALS TOO FAR AWAY! WERE HAVING AN AT HOME ARRIVAL!
snape: *faints*
me:shoot! SOMEONE PUT HOTSAUCE IN HIS MOUTHJ AND WAKE HIS @$$ UP!
voldemort: *accidentally pours whole thing in snapes mouth*
snape: O.O HOLY shoot! THATS F***ING HOT! *grabs for water*
me:now get sterilyzed gloves on and help me GENTLY pull the baby's head... ma, ur gonna have t help push ALOT ok?

(for real? r u really prego?) stay in touch as much as possible

R U OK

ooooooooohhhh..that means ur gettin off... right? T-T hope ur ok... if ur goin then bye..... T-T T-T T-T