Dark_Alchemist

Okay, I have a dream to share! It's possibly one of the weirdest dreams I've ever had, if only because I don't really know why I dreamed it. It's... Well, weird is the only way to describe it. It was also really short.

Okay, so it starts out with me hanging out with August (which was super awesome because I love him) somewhere, probably Powell's or Borders, and we're having fun and whatnot. But then suddenly we're in the attic of an old white house. Don't ask how I knew it was white, I just did. There's a window, but I can't see very much because the blinds are thick slats of wood. But from what I can see it's later afternoon, and the sky is grey and there's lots of forest (I'm thinking it was Forks). But anyway. Suddenly, and this didn't seem weird to me at all, August is 5 years old. Then he clambers into my lap and tries to kiss me or something (0-o) and starts purring. Audibly purring. Purring like a happy little kitty. Then it was over.

It was the weirdest dream I have ever had. Including that one with the T-Rex and Jesus.

When I woke up I just kind of laid in bed, thinking, "WTF was that." Then when I told my friends about it in English the next morning they were all like, "Aww! Little boys purring is cute!" And I'm like, "Well yes, I agree, but still IT WAS WEIRD." Then my friend Lilly started to analyse it for me and decided that I was secretely in love with a German mobster. Then we started laughing because I mentioned gondolas and beefy Italian men with operatic voices.

... Don't ask.

Today in math we watched one of the best shows in the entire world: MYTHBUSTERS.

DEAR LORD HOW I LOVE THAT SHOW.

But yeah. And also last night during Bones all I could think was how adorable Parker was. Seriously. Cutest thing in the entire world. I died squealing.

Usually in Japanese I get 100%. If I don't then both my teacher and I are quite shocked. Because I almost always get full marks. I'm, like, protege of Japanese. ;D Yayzz. I win. But yeah, on our final the only thing I got wrong was the date, and only because I accidentally wrote the month and day first instead of the year. I think she should've counted it anyway, though, since I was one of the few that could perfectly remember the kanji. Everyone else just wrote it hiragana. And I'm like, "YOU PANSIES, WRITE IT IN BLEEPING KANJI" and they're like, "SHUT UP".

Because I have a superiority complex AND I'm a narcissist. My friend Lindsey and I had a conversation about narcissism during Mythbusters, and we discovered we are both narcissistic in a big way. I can't pass by a reflective surface without admiring my own reflecting. Oh God, I'm like Rosalie! DDD: Not that I really dislike her anymore, but... She's annoying. She's more tolerable near the end of New Moon, but otherwise she's pretty darn annoying.

I am so obsessed with twilight that it's seriously disgusting. I see Edward everywhere I go. Like, today in Band I was reading Legal Drug (almost-yaoi manga by CLAMP) and I was like, " ...Kazahaya could almost be Edward... Their hair is the same colour... And Kaza is pretty..." Then I realised what I was thinking and about kicked myself. But whenever I read the books Edward's face is Henry Cavill's. Henry Cavill is pretty damn attractive, I tell you what. Maybe not as hot as, say, Charlie Hunnam, but... Okay, I need to stop.

I like boys too much. MAYBE IF THEY WEREN'T SO HOT IT WOULDN'T BE A PROBLEM, BUT NO, THEY HAVE TO TAUNT ME WITH THEIR GOOD LOOKS EVERY MINUTE OF EVERY DAY

DAMN YOU, HOT GUYS

DAMN YOU

-shakes fist-

Heehee, I know where you got eleventy from. x3

You get my eleventy twelfth comment! :DD

OH MY GOD MORE FANGIRLING BECAUSE BOOTH'S SON WAS SO FREAKING ADORABLE THAT I WAS FLAILING EVERY TIME HE WAS ON SCREEN

OH MY GOD HE WAS SO DAMN CUTE

-explodes-

WHEEHEEHEE

PIC FROM KEANE CONCERT ON MY PAGE

-dies from fangirling-

I LOVE CHARLIE HUNNAM

THE SEXIEST MAN ALIVE

WHO SHOULD PLAY CARLISLE IN THE TWILIGHT MOVIE

BECAUSE HE IS SECKS :''DDDD

It's always funny to laugh at people who don't get gay references. You can make them all night and they're never the wiser.

... I've done with my friend Hilary, who's exceedingly innocent, and she couldn't understand why I couldn't seem to stop giggling all night. x3

Yeee. I know, I need to write more of my story... But I think I left my composition book at my mom's house which means I can't write any more of that part until I get it back. DD: But I've been writing out the climax of the story in a different book thing... Partially because it's one of the parts of the story I've wanted to write since I got the idea, and because I keep getting ideas for it and I want to include them before I forget them.

My new favourite thing to do is listen to techno loudly on my CD player. I'm doing it right now. Like, turn it up to the point where it's the only thing I can hear. I know it's probably not very good for my ears, but I decided I don't care... Because it's so fun. My friend lent me her CD of a bunch of DDR techno remixes and I've been listening to them basically nonstop.

Today I had EVERY SINGLE ONE of my classes in the auditorium. It's so weird. English, Biology, Drama, and Future Focus all in the SAME DAMN ROOM. I mean, I love the auditorium, but when you have to be in it all freaking day it gets a little tiresome. But my friends and I, since we're all Drama nerds, just mainly talked about going up to 'heaven' and down to 'hell'-- our cool Drama kid slang for going up into the rafters above the stage and into the catwalk where we store the lights, or heaven, and then going down below the stage and where the-- God, I swear, I have the attention span of a hyperactive gerbil; I just randomly got up and made a bowl of cereal-- pulls are, and the controls for the runners and the curtain, or hell. It was intense fun, because we decided we're going to ask Scotty (techie for the Drama department) to take us up there, and then we're going to throw popcorn at people. We set up a whole point system and everything-- like, ten points if you hit someone, twenty if it lands in a girl's cleavage, twenty five if it lands in someone's hair and they don't notice, that kind of thing. Anyway, then we decided we were going to hijack hot guys and take them up there with us, then make out or something. The catwalk is so intensely cool. I've never been up there, nor have Zoe, Breanna, Chloe, Tina, or Chris, but Hillary has so we were all jealous. But that's pretty much how we spent three of four class periods in the auditorium. We tried getting into the sound booth because there's a really cool room above it that no one except the Drama kids know about. There are dark-tinted windows that keep it eternally dark in there, but you can see out over the entire auditorium. It's super awesome. The only way you can get up there is through the step ladder hidden in the back of the sound booth. It's way awesome. I've been up there. :DDD

My English teacher and I had a conversation today about writing things out longhand vs typing them up, and we're in agreement-- we type too fast for our brains to keep up. xDD I told her about the story I'm writing and she said it sounded awesome, and I was like, 'YES' and stuff. Because if my English teacher likes it that's pretty awesome. Then my friend Chris tackled me over one of the rows of seats in the auditorium... Like, he just jumped over the row and tackle-hugged me. I was like, "ONFG" and he's like, "LUWLZL00rZ" and I'm like, "UCRAZIE" and he's like, "MMYEZZ"

Because we totally talk in butchered NetSpeak, like, all the time.

Hey, would you like me to draw you a request? Please, I am so bored.

GYAHHHHHHHHHHHH~!!!
::leaping fly-tackle::
Thank you!! Thank you very, very much!!! You're such of a nice person, commenting on not only my pics, but my story as well! YOU! YOU!, someone new who dared to tackle the megolith of Iris. XD; THANK YOU! ::squishhug::

Anyway, I'll try to calm down. But, but! I'm so happy for your comments, they really are so kind... and not just the typical one-liners, anyway. You really put some feeling and thought behind them, so thankee extras. :3
And glad you like Iris! Hope you'll read on; I'm really glad to have a new reader on board! :D

Anyways, thanks a lot for everything. <3
::one more flying tackle-glomp:: X3