Escapee_From_Bedlam

"T'was beauty killed the Beast."



"Buzz! I can't believe this!- You're flying!"
"This isn't flying. This is falling... with style!"


-- I wish you guys would just stop congratulating us on making it on the "Picture of the Hour". There's nothing so special about it.

Now.... a word from your Shacho ^_^:


"Vote for me and I’ll raise the country’s mortality rates! This is a promise from your dearest Prezident!!"


Hullo, Hullo FAC!!! And welcome to the Lair that my country is SO proud of!! (NYET!) The reality is that I am immensely unpopular; and I like it that way. XD It's not so much that I'm invisible, no, I don't believe that's true; but still I don't yearn to be ostentatiously popular so that I would have a whole set of people licking my bunions. The level of popularity that I have now is pretty significant, especially since I want to retain a casual ego in this site. (Imagines self with the popularity of a Pienemien) (Would do well with my graphic novelist ambition I must admit) My first profile pissed me off and I do realize that my art might not be so appealing on account of the majority of artists here tending to favor art based on POPULAR ANIME and GAMES and CARTOONS and FINAL FANTASY and CELEBRITIES, And not so much on ORIGINAL ART.. Maybe I’m in the wrong website, or maybe I should just CONFORM to these OTAKUS and redraw original art drawn by big-time famous anime/ gaming corporations whom obviously are more important than the stinkin' crotch of my existence!!!…

Maybe that’s why the numbers on my “This Artist is on the Favorite Lists of: how many people” keeps jumping up and down ^_____^ I wonder why….. :\


By the way, [(..concerning my comments..)]
If you care so much as to take any of my words seriously and comment on my profile only just to tell me off, go ahead! I’ll reply with the joyous answer I’ll have to offer! … I’ve had some incidents very recently; I don't like the fact that some people insist on removing my mark from their profiles I just don't get that! I put them up, I write something nice (truthfully I do!) in them, and then you take them off! Like it's infected with some kind of virtual virus! I know I can be a poetically rude prick at times- but I do redeem myself, I am human after all. I don't know. Maybe it takes a keen reader to find the compassion in my words; hell it's not my fault I purposely include subtle emotions in my comments, and that's where another issue comes about. I write so DAMN MUCH!! I think it's beginning to get on some people's nerves now, but like I give a rat's part.. It's not harassment is it? Hell, I'm not gonna get BANNED for writing in my two cents here and there am I? It's not my fault one does not care to read so much [crap]... I don't take off the crap you write on my board- so why should you take off the crap I write on yours?? A-B Arguement coming at a stand still now. I guess I write comments for the sake of them being noticed. Man I've got time to waste.


At least I'm wise enough to save my writing that's for sure :)



“Lay your head down child, I won't let the boogie man come” ...yet.



And I don't mind a “yOU SuCk!” comment here and there; neh heh.



:::: I WANT TO MAKE ::::
A list of some of my affiliates/compadres/lackeys/friends (humongous fake-o grin!) ^______________^..... yes!…I have friends..

A bit of description with every pal, and it’s listed in alphabetical order. I don’t want to be blamed as nepotistically BIASED. XP

- Cheshchan/CheshireGoddess: *TackleGlomp!!* Yeah, only ‘cause you glomp me a lot XP Probably my very first AIM FAC friend who I still talk to up to now. Very talented artist and lovely beauty. (YOU CUT ‘N’ DYED YOUR HAIR DAMMIT!! XD) Loves to cos-play so I found out xp. Check out her original art and her band Malice Me! They’s a sexy bunch I promish, even if they did rip off ‘Malice Mizer’s moniker @_@
- Fahari: A genial gal and wonderful furry artist. She is very kind in her comments and she chooses her words well! Be sure to check her out as well! Her Lion King related works are “to DIE for!”
- The Wonderful Flamers: AHA-HA-HA!!! AS frackING IF!!
- MichealaLoved: Don’t really have much to say on this one, mostly because we only spoke to each other for fourteen minutes XD Nevertheless, I took a liking to her when we met.
- Soradakeyblademaster13: Foul-mouthed, and I lub her! (even if she has 100 more snow days than I ever will in High School..) Sometimes we take part in very silly Role-Playing ..things.. most that involve mass killings ^_^ *hugz* Oh yeah and she’s a Kairi-basher like me. XP (btw she has a friend who’s also a friend of mine here but I forget her name X_X )(EDITED NOTE: It has been confirmed, I now remember she name >:D b.m.f.y)
- Takashi_maze: Aye! The one moogle that makes our friendship..errm…dysfunctional ^_^;; Fellow Ed, Edd, and Eddy fan and another Deviant-Artist. A very VERY great guy with a very great intellectual tongue with very great head (for me to sit on ^^) MWAH!! I am your MISTRESS, frackHOLE!! XP XP XP

--------------Overly-Friendly Internet Rant-----

Something that irritates me, and it happens especially on this website, is when people come up to someone’s comment-board and asks some gunk like this:

"Aw thats so kawaii! cool pic. Wanna be friends?"

and if the responder doesn‘t respond, they persist

"Well? Do you wana b friends or no?"

I'm not sure if they really expect people to say 'yes' and agree to an everlasting commitment but that's what it looks like.. Here's my thought on this... WHAT KIND OF PERSON DOES THAT?? You're online in an atmosphere teeming with anonymity, you don't know squit about the person you're asking, but you want them to be 'friends' with you? Like *BAM* *snaps fingers* Just like that?! What stupidity is this?? This is how kids get snatched and hacked up by cyber-kidnappers like me! (not true boys and girls, just making a hyperbolic statement.) And what’s worse! Sometimes these people actually agree to friendship and wind up pretending to be each other’s ‘bosom-buddy’.. Be smart and at least try to evoke a conversation to know how much and what kind of personality the other person has. It’s how I made my friends (they message or email me first) , and it’s also how I lost some of them too.. The dating-system operates just like this and even though I’ve never dated anyone or ANYTHING in my life, I am damned sure it justifies my thesis..


Um, but then again, the whole “birds of a feather flock together” nature of FAC has probably already defeated the purpose of this rant so it’s time for me to shut the frack up now.
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==:::Let me show an example of my hypocrisy::::==

An important word to you women out there (that includes you small girls ranging from age 9-17)(Be happy you’re being considered ‘women’ here). What I’m going to show you all will contradict my basic misogynistic anti-feministic nature, but I feel it’s important that you should be informed as I can see this generation of ours is going to go down in shambles gradually but surely. Like I said earlier, I’m no feminist, but nonetheless I found myself vigorously nodding my head in accord with some of the things that I read here:

http://www.about-face.org/

I feel this is an important website on account that it exposes and emphasizes on the prevalent condition known as “low-self-esteem” that is very common and VERY DAMAGING to today’s society. Another good thing about About-Face is that it doesn’t just tell you the dangers of the media and it’s vile portrayal of women. Along with the site are places for women (mainly feminists, blehck) to send in petitions to companies and write essays and other things for them to raise their voice at/for.

Keep in mind, if you care..

I only ‘hate’ you girls because you pay especial attention to mainstream influence. Take it from me, pass over the looks, and delve into your books. I only hate because I care. If I didn’t hate, then I wouldn’t care. And not caring about something or someone is something that I find painfully difficult to do.

(Btw, if you know you don’t apply to the whole mainstream junk, then don’t flame me as the comments were obviously not directed towards you.)


==:::_End of hypocrisy_::::==


::::: ABOUT REQUESTS :::::


All I can say is that if you do not know me, and you request me something to draw FOR YOU… chances are I will not do it (let alone respond). HOWEVER, if you catch me in the mood by any chance, then I WOULD indeed do the little request. Keep in mind that I am lazy as heck here and it may take me a century to finish it XD
Requests Pending:
“Sora and Lyndz” : SoradaKeyBladeMaster13
“Pensive Sora” :MichaelaLoved
“Fahari Du Papillon” : Fahari (this one’s a gift-art)

If there were others, then I forgot.

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Now For the Worthless...
THE NAMING!!

Pronounciations of the way some people 'butcher' my Russian name xP:
~Nah-tah-lie
~Nah-tay-leo
~Nat.

Meh Monikers:
E.F.B (Isn't it obvious)
The Entity E.F.B (My original pseudomyn)
Sasori (Japanese for Scorpion)
Sasoru (Alternative for Sasori)
The Author ('Cause I'm like my own lordess)
Maurus Bedlamicus (My uhh...species and genus nomenclature...l..o..l I guess..)
MauB (The reason behind this is a bit too complicated to discuss..)
Morgen (the name that derives itself from the word 'morgue'. A place I need to work and frack in some day.)
Mortimer (The new one)
Wan Sweeney (My game moniker)(September 2005)

Any Tolerated Nicknames that may Seem Derogatory But They're Not:
Oxymoron (This dates way back with a friend and I since 9th grade)
Freek-A-leesh
“Natalia You Freak!” (Because I'm sooo idiosyncratic xP)

Side note not for the internet people but for people in general..
_frack_ you if you think I care about your slurs.
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About The Bedlam Mademoiselle
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::FAVORITE WHATEVER:::

Manga/Anime: I am not too fond of some Japanese manga/anime (only b/c most of them are very unoriginal and redundant in character/ plot-wise IMHO ) but I do have my share of well-loved Jap-comic/anime interests. These are only some of the few exceptional mangas/anime that I have actually read/watched/appreciated.

-::Battle Royale: (Actually a compelling book with a shock-therapeutic zing to it. A very disturbing read that forces me to reflect on how easily the human mind can become fragile and the majority who get off on watching it)
-::Boys Next Door: (I only read an online zip of this and I was instantly hooked... anything delicately morose like this hooks me)
-::Cowboy Bebop: (I haven't seen anything quite like it [Faye's breasts that is])
-::Excel Saga: (Do I REALLY have to EXPLAIN this one??)
-::FLCL: (Alien Chicks, Guitar Chainsaws, Spontaeneous Head Erections... the perfect acid-trip)
-::Great Teacher Onizuka/GTO: (manga and show)(Just the kind of manga you'd want to spend time reading on the shootter)
-::Grave of the Fireflies: (Didn't see it! Have GOT to see this animated memoir of a World War 2 crisis.)
-::Gravitation: (manga and anime)(If it's got sex and Shuichi, I like it)
-::Gravitation Remix Volume 5 [or 6]: (If it's got sex, a raped Yuki, and TOHMA, I LOVE it..)
-::Off*Beat: (I'm really iffy on this one- it's like I enjoy it A LOT, but still, it's all right... I'll wait on the second volume to make my full decision.)
-::Paranoia Agent: (Now I'm not really sure what's the story behind this, since I keep hopping in between episodes so I got lost. But I gotta say, the animation and design here are really among the best I've seen in anime. It's just so engaging! I'm just sad that I didn't see it wholly; it looks like a great psychological anime..and the Slugger is pretty cute he is, though that is my opinion...)
-::Princess Mononoke: (Anime in it's most b-e-a-uutiful form)
-::Serial Experiments Lain: (Substantiated anime, short sweet and crisp; a hot duplicitious chick around the Wired.)
-::Spirited Away: (It's got intrigue, moral character development, and ingenuity around every fantastic corner.)
-::Super Milk Chan: (Stupidity, is bliss; you DUMBASS!!)
-::Tokyo Godfathers: (Words cannot describe how much I ADORE this movie)


::Non-Traditional Manga via Tokyopop::
~Dramacon
~I Luv Halloween
~MBQ (love that Felipe..)

-there will be more, I promise.


::Favorite Anime Theme/End Songs::
~(in order of appeal)~
1. "Logos Naki World" (world without logos)-Kohei Tanaka-[Hellsing]
2. "Tank!" -Yoko Kanno & The Seatbelts (dcmiiw*)-[Cowboy Bebop]
3. "Ride on Shooting Star" -The Pillows-[FLCL]

* dcmiiw- "do correct me if I'm wrong."


::Current Favorite Western Animated Films::
~ Dreamwork's "Shrek 2" [PG]
~ Disney and Pixar's "The Incredibles" [PG]
~ Ralph Bakshi's "Heavy Traffic" [NC-17]
~ Richard Linklater's "Waking Life" [R]
~ Sylvain Chomet's "Les Triplettes de Belleville" [PG13]

There you have 5 friggin amazing movies, two that made me LMAO, and three that left me babbling in the utmost wonderment @_@


Favorite Cartoons/ Shows:::
+Andy Milonakis Show
+The Angry Beavers
+Any Animal Planet/Discovery/ National Geographic DOCUMENTARIES
+Animaniacs
+Aqua Teen Hunger Force
+Arthur
+Beavis and Butthead
+Billy & Mandy
+Camp Lazlo
+Cinematech
+Cirque du Soleil
+Corneil and Bernie
+Ed, Edd, and Eddy
+Family Guy
+Franklin (yes, the show with the turtle)
+Hey Arnold!
+Invader Zim
+Jackass
+Jeopardy!
+Johnny Bravo
+Little Bear
+The Mythbusters
+Reading Between the Lions
+Recess
+Ren & Stimpy
+Robot Chicken
+Rocko’s Modern Life
+The O'Reilly Factor (..what? it's news!)
+The Oblongs
+Oobi
+Penn & Teller: Bullshoot!
+Spongebob Squarepants
+Taboo Series
* Favorite episodes: Delicacies, Food, Crime Scene
+The Venture Brothers
+Who Wants to Be A Millionaire?
+Wild Boyz
+The Wonder Showzen
+X-Play
+Yakkity-Yak

::Favorite kinds of cartoons to watch and why::
Those featured in Animation Festivals like the Nicktoons Festival; I love love love to evaluate, analyzed, probe and enjoy them. Another kind are the cartoons with an adult twist to them and also children's shows (Yes, those kinds)that are creative, kindly and inspire imagination.

::Some Non-Japanese comics:::
Parisian comic- “Epileptic” by David B.
“JTHM: The Director’s Cut” by Jhonen Vasquez
“Bone” by Jeff Smith
“Graphic Classics Volume 6: Ambrose Bierce” by assorted artists


::Favorite web-Comics (on the Belfry pages)::
By the Tail (NC-17)/ Carpe Diem (PG)/ Good Cheese (PG)/ Jack (NC-17)/ Kit 'n' Kay Boodle (NC-17, every page is a bunch of yiff)/ Least I Could Do (PG-13)/ Mega Tokyo (PG)/ Nip & Tuck (PG)/ Purple Pussy (High MA)/ Scrued (PG-13)/ Sexy Losers ( so NC-17 it’s not even funny)/ Shayla The Pink Mouse (NC-17, and completed T_T)/ Suicide For Hire (MA)

::Gersonal Poal::
Create my own several graphic novels. The "how-to"s and intricate details stay in my mind '_~ A promise to my heart.// Also to publish a few books (some of which will be for elementery students), earn my own happy place in authorship, and earn a decent paycheck days after I’m dead.


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Be a "snopester", visit the Snopes.com forums and broaden your intellect. Personally, I drop in there for the linguistics.
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And if you have a taste for fun, take five at the Newgrounds arena. A lot of fun there, I have a fondling for the L.Y.A.O. "Decline in Video Gaming" series and "The Grim Reaper" show and all sorts of hilarious junk that's in tastes both good and bad.
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This is just fcukin' FANTASTIC!!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SoCDh3lNzNo&search=goodfellas/(for admirers of "Brokeback Mountain" and "GoodFellas" respectively)



::Favorite Books::
Animal Farm/ As I Lay Dying/ Beyond the Chocolate War/ Birdman/ The Book Thief/ The Catcher in the Rye/ The Chocolate War/ The Color Purple/ The Great Gatsby/ The Harry Potter series (the fourth book especially)/ The House of the Scorpion/ Invisible Man/ Killing Mr. Griffith/ Lord of the Flies/ Memoirs of A Geisha/ Roses Are Red/ Of Mice and Men/ One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest/ Schindler's List/ Taming of the Shrew

~Note: Although the majority of the books listed are very well-known and highly acclaimed, that is not the reason why I chose to read them. I read these books because they are _brilliant_, thought-provoking, and inspire me; not because some ‘Bestsellers’ section in the papers told me to.


(B'sides, I can't help it if I've got such a big boner for reading..There're plenty more than that of course.)

::Favorite Authors::
Ambrose Bierce
Robert Cormier
Lois Duncan
Ralph Ellison
Nancy Farmer
Arthur Golden
William Golding
Zora Neale Hurston
Ken Kesey
Toni Morrison
George Orwell
James Patterson
Terry Pratchett
J.K Rowling
J.D Salinger
Shel Silverstein
Alice Walker
Edith Wharton
Markus Zusak

::Favorite Art Sites::
Patricia Piccinini: Her silicone works are to freaking DIE FOR!!!
http://www.patriciapiccinini.net/ Go there I fracking ORDER you to.

These are some exhibits of bone-works, and some other very cool and interesting stuff to look at. Take a gander at the church, you don't see an interior like that just anywhere. http://www.boneart.org/book/ My center of inspiration is the whispers of the dead.

A bit more morbid and macabre than the Bone-Arts is "Damaged Corpse"... http://damagedcorpse.com/main/main.htm Unfortunately the site's main tongue is French, but hell, this site's not meant to be read...

And speaking of the French, http://www.arthurdepins.com is an online-portfolio chock full of interesting, pretty, sometimes adult, and hilarious cartoons and illustrations for any non-French person to enjoy. I recommend anyone watch "Geraldine".

Or visit http://www.deviantart.com for a simplier search for eye-candy. I'll just advice those who do it to not give in to going too ga-ga over the works and get all "I worship you!" for nothing. I guess I say that b/c that's what I don't like about this site.



::Favorite Games::
Kingdom Hearts/ Silent Hill 2 and 3/ Final Fantasy VII & IX/ GranTurismo 3/ Dead or Alive 3/ And some of what Nintendo had to offer y’know Donkey Kong, the Super Mario Bros and Yoshi, Zelda, Pokemon Silver… (that there is some old school shoot..)


::Favorite Game Characters::
__Male___
^Rufus Shinra (Final Fantasy VII)- My very first video game infatuation... of course I loved him more in the doujinshi revisions and "Advent Children".
^Zidane Tribal (Final Fantasy IX)- A player-wannabe who tries too hard, but that's exactly why I love him so much ^^ (My all-time favorite Final Fantasy protagonist btw)
^Sora (Kingdom Hearts {the sequel that is ^~})- (Pardon my French but) frack me blind!! This kid's so frackin' sexy!!! In addition to that, the 'keyblade' just shows that he's much more endowed than Riku.. Heh heh, that was an freudian slip there..heh..(frack Riku, Sora's more edible xp)
^Ash Ketchum (Pokemon Red & Blue and the rest that came after)- .....>_> YESH, I actually LIKE this boy to the extent of an infatuation XD (Although I find the manga's Satoshi much more appealing)
_Female___
~Rayne(Blood Rayne)- She. Is. Gorgeous...I think it's because of this chick why I'm slightly bi >X3
~Freya Cresent(Final Fantasy IX)- One of the most classy rat girls I've seen in a game..ever. Plus she's a damn kick-@$$ Dragoon Knight.
~Ayane (Dead or Alive 3)- When I started the game way back in 2003, I didn't pay any mind to the storyline. In fact, I didn't even realize there -was- a story to it.. So it was no surprise that I would be shocked to hear, only -just- now, that not only was my favorite ninja Japanese, but she was practically the _main_ character the whooole time! And to think I had only picked her for the hair and black suit.. Stupid. It's so hard to describe this one in gentle English words; so I'll put it into Spanish.. SaLsA dE jApOnEsA CoNcHa!!...
~Christie (Dead or Alive 3)- I like a game with a European in it (a Brit in this case). Unlike that French twat Helena with her fancy frills and classy boots, this piece of @$$ can look damned sophisticated in _just_ a jumpsuit.
~Tina (Dead or Alive 3)- American woman! My second partner up for Ayane. Not because she's pro-wrestler material, but for other reasons faaaar less subtle =^^=...(o)(o).......AC/DC...
~Alice (American McGee's Alice)- Severe P.T.S.D fracked this heroine up.. Lewis Carroll's tale gone rotten.

Enough of this shoot I'm boring myself..


::Most Anticipated Games::
-Okami: I saw this thing in an E3 trailer on X-Play..my God it looks so novel..
-Kingdom Hearts 2 (hell yes of course..)
-God of War: Regular hack-and-slash my butt, I wanna plug out a wyvern's wings, dig out a hydra, kill a few courtesans, the works.


::Favorite Music/Bands::
Korn, A Perfect Circle, Coldplay, Compositions by Hans Zimmer, Linkin Park, Lacuna Coil, Live, K's Choice, Filter, Bjork, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Alice in Chains, Metallica, Guns 'n Roses, Rage Against the Machine, Rammstein, Interpol, Tool-

!! MAKE THE RABBITS WEAR GLASSES! LIFE FEEDS ON LIFE!! BEEFCAKE !!! BEEFCAAAAAAAKE !!!!!!

.... -Tool, Deftones, Eminem, Jimi Hendrix, The Black Crowes, Kanye West, Gwen Stefani (until 2004), Marilyn Manson, Adema, Blur, Bush, Rush, AC/DC, The Used, My Chemical Romance, Ciara, Stone Temple Pilots, Pearl Jam, System of a Down, Chevelle, Nirvana, Nine Inch Nails, Nada Surf, Green Day, Weezer, The Offspring….you know what? There are just too many to list ^_^;; Also some independent musicians and those who play J-pop. Damn it I wish I had listed more uncommon names..damn mainstream K-Rock exposure...


::Some Favorite Songs::
~Korn: uhhh......nope, too lazy to jot 'em down. -_-;;

::Some of my favorite movies:: {{I would just seriously skip this part}}((you can leave now while you still have the chance))
*The Color Purple/ *Beloved/ *Bamboozled/ *The Killing Fields/ *Jacob’s Ladder/ *One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest/ *Gangs of New York/ *Heavenly Creatures/ *Apocalypse Now/ *Full Metal Jacket/ *Saving Private Ryan/ *Saving Ryan’s Privates/ *Child’s Play/ *Stephen King’s Carrie/ *Monster/ *Gladiator/ *A Beautiful Mind/ *Ice Age/ *Black Beauty/ *Free Willy (yeah baby)/ *Crash/ *Kill Bill Volume 1/ *Pulp Fiction/ *Homeward Bound/ *Eat Drink Man Woman/ *The Chronicles of Narnia/ *American History X/ *Osama/ *Ma Vie En Rose/ *Y Tu Mama Tambien/ *City of God/ *Last Tango In Paris/ *Dead Alive/ *Night of the Living Dead/ *The Sixth Sense/ *American Splendor/ *Being John Malkovich/ *Erin Brockovich/ *Chicago/ *Apocalypse Now/ *Austin Powers 2: The Spy Who Shagged Me/ *Bad Lieutenant/ *Bad Santa/ *Big Fish/ *Catwoman (yes, anyone wish to give their two cents?...)/ *The Craft/ *Donnie Darko/ *Dumb and Dumber/ *Bruce Almighty/ *Stand and Deliver/ *Lean On Me/ *Dangerous Minds/ *Forrest Gump/ *Road to Perdition/ *Goodfellas/ *My Cousin Vinny/ *The Hand That Rocks the Cradle/ *Silence of the Lambs/ *All the Harry Potters especially the fourth/ *Jurassic Park/ *The Lost World/ *Guess Who's Coming For Dinner?/ *The Elephant Man/ *Shallow Hal/ *School of Rock/ *The Shining/ *Sleepy Hollow/ *Spiderman 2/ *Who Framed Roger Rabbit
{{No complaints, I told you to skip}}


::Favorite African American Chick (I need to start liking some of my own kind)::
Ciara! She's the bestest manliest brown-skinned filly out there...YOU EAT YOUR GILDED HEART OUT BEYONCE KNOWLES!!! XP!

::Most Hated African American::
The stereotypical jerk of a G-Unit, 50-Cent...(so sad his worth is just two quarters...), misogynist..

::Most Respected Hip-Hop Artist::
Kanye West, certainly for the obvious reasons that journalist Josh Tyrangel listed in the TIME magazine. The guy's a gifted reformer.

::Most Respected African American Male Author::
(Must. Get-) Discussion of the wise RALPH ELLISON!!

::Most Respected African American Female Author::
(To These!)

::Some Quote I Just Stumbled Over in the OED of thematic quotations::
"'Twixt the optimist and the pessimist
The difference is droll:
The optimist sees the doughnut
But the pessimist sees the hole." -c.1915, McLandburgh Wilson

(*looking through a doughnut*...ah shoot...)


::Favorite Self-Quote on Our Generation::
"In the shoot's a 'new positive generation of America' "

::Self-Quote on Self::
"I'm an asshole..."

::Something that Startles Me::
In all honesty, I always get unnerved whenever I hear the "Darwin Awards" being mentioned. I'm not sure why; it's either because I'm not appreciative of dead people being berated after death, I'm just too sensitive, or I think the author/founder of the "awards" is a real country matters.


::Somethine Else that Startles Me::
The fact that I laugh at the Darwin Awards...


::Favorite Controversial Music Video::
There are plenty of controversial music videos. One honorary mentioning would have to be "Rabbit In Your Headlights".

::Sexiest Music Video::
"Prison Sex"....dammit... Dir En Grey's "Obscure"...uncut..

::Most Disturbing Internet Video::
"Rubber Johnny". It's fun to hear, but freaky to look at....

::Most Favored Word::
Floccinaucinihilipilification (Try using THAT in a sentence correctly! xP)

::Favorite Word to Use in an Essay::
Nihilistic (and frenetic)

::Word/Term Describing a Commonly Done Action of Mine::
Cri de cour

::Used-To-Be Favorite Word::
Subtle...I killed this word I did..

::Most DESPISED Word::
Ugly...(I hear many a jackass use this word so flippantly often it makes me ponder the truth behind the definition of the term "ideal".)

::I SHALL _HATE_ THE NEXT frack THAT SAYS..::
"No offense but..."

::Most Difficult Obstruction in Writing::
Trying to make the words 'flow' in a sentence and creating a comprehensible body structure that is agreeable with the plot/mood/character/etc. Bleh.

::Current Favorite School Subject (I have one? XD)::
-Calculus/ Literature Advanced my new love, I'm finally discussing voluntarily in the Lit class ^_^ The Calculus class on the other hand; if only I would get off my @$$ to study correctly; maybe I wouldn’t find myself too asleep between the periods.. ( I LOVE both teachers for the classes. My Calc teacher is a mother and very motherly towards us all; my Lit teacher? Stalk target >:})

::Favored Would-Be Majors::
-Digital Photography -Anatomy -Creative Writing* -_Graphic Arts/Drawing*_-_Illustration*_-

::Favored College Activity::
Medical Illustration (particularly 'écorchés'), Student's Illustration Guild, Technical Photography, Equestrian Club (Why horses? Because I like them, end of story.)


::Favorite Psychological Disorder::
*twitch**twitch* NNNGGGHHH....YAAAAAAA!!!YAH!!!YAH!!!YAH!!!YAH!!!! I HAS TOURETT’S SYNDROME!!!! PH-PH-PH-frack YEAAAAH!!!!!

::Disliked Psychological Disorder::
Depression,….especially after hearing myself speak…

::She Swears She Has This::
Borderline Personality Disorder

::Favorite Body Part::
" 'Morgen' lubs her stinkin' armpits she does!!! XP @_@ XD "

::Least Favorite Body Part::
My nethermost regions... and while I'm at it, the nethermost regions of _any_ lass to be exact. I can't seem to grasp on why men like to lick down there so much; it looks so nauseating! Who wants a second pair of lips and a shrunken penis b'tween their legs for God's sakes...as if that fleshy channel wasn't enough..







----++ “Silly rabbit..” ++----
----++Some Pseudo-Interview By The Egoists to the E.F.B!! (a.k.a my small Monologue) ++----
----++ “tricks are for kids….” ++----

EGOISTS: G’day ma’am!!
EFB: Why are you here? - Did The Man send you?? (is such an ‘Eiri Yuki’)
Egoists: No ma’am, we are only here to conduct this safe and special interview and we assure you all your information will be kept confidential. Even if it were still to be disrespectfully exhibited on some childish website.
EFB: ……….
Egoists: There are charitable motives behind this we hope y‘realise..
EFB: Are you blind, or just plain dumb? I’m trying hard to relieve myself on the toilet here…
Egoists: Well don’t even worry that we exist, we’ll just pretend we’re dead and spirits! All you have to do is answer the disembodied voices! (is such a ‘Tohma Seguchi’)
EFB: *shrugs* Fine by me..

First question!


How old are you!?
Seventeen and six months…

Six months is halfway to 18 years y’know.
I know, I’m very close to entering ‘life’ as we know it.

Very soon now you’ll be legally able to smoke, drink, and drive.
Yeah and I’ll be doing all at the same time too. *

Place of birth and action?
The U.S.A…New York. (Yeah, that’s the “Land of ‘Hypocrisy’ ” and the “Big ‘Rotten’ Apple” for you idiots who love to bash us Americans )

Hmm.. We see you are sitting on the commode. Doing anything in particular?
Well I’m only trying to pass one helluva $@%# while I degrade myself.. Nothing else in particular.

We see…..

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Do you indulge in pornographic material?
Yes I do.

Do you enjoy the porno that you indulge in?
No I don’t.

Really?? How is that?
Because the only porn I can afford is late-night soft-core Cinemax lesbian pr0n and everyone knows THEY’RE faking it…*

Oh so this means that you look at girl-on-girl pornography?
Yeah, I just realized I’m slightly bi.

Are you on any particular sort of sick fetish?
Bee-stee-ah- *stoked* Oh! are you going to ask me that “necrophilia” question???

Uh yeah, if there anyone you wished to dig up and do that were dead and buried 180 years ago tops, who would it be?
*Big hearts in eyes* That’s a toughie! Lessee, I always wanted to dig up Kurt Cobain, and I’m sure he still has some skin on him ^_~… but then there’s Layne Staley, and John Lennon. I’m not sure about that last one though…oh! I know! ABRAHAM F-CKIN‘ LINCOLN! *GLEE!* But I wouldn’t screw him ! I’d like him to Rest In Peace…on my bathroom wall.

Tell me, Pimps or Hoes? Which do you prefer?
I’m no feminist, but I can’t say that I can tolerate pimps. They’re power/money-hungry piglets who demonstrate brazen wealth and yell orders at the tricks.. Prostitutes on the other hand, even though I don’t like them either, I still think that some of them are some clever, crafty doges.

You like to curse don’t you? What’s your favorite profanity?
It would be ‘frackface’ but that word’s now overused, ephemeral, used up y’know? Now I like to call just about anyone a ‘bloody country matters-rag’, it’s more original I think.

Do you see any faults in the internet system?
The only fault I see in the internet is that it is home to MANY assumptions... a lot of people might not understand where I'm getting at with this but I hope you do.

.... (interviewer playing paddle ball)

Any favorite HUMANS??
YES. And these I hold in a special place in my heart. Ralph Ellison, Chester Bennington, my best friend Daffy and the wonderful crew, Joe Pesci, Jonathon Davis, Billy Joel, my Physics teacher, and George W. Bush, first AND second.

Okay we’ve got to run cuz it’s beginning to smell in here. FINAL QUESTION!! What would be the most startling thing you’ve ever experienced or heard of? Ever??
Well, between watching a hobo spank his monkey furiously on the morning train, and reading up on and seeing an actual female circumcision, I’d say it was the day I learned that Head Welch of Korn had finally made Metal history, and found Jesus.

What about the ‘contraband puppies’?*

Oh I’d always seen THAT one coming..

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(*nOTE: I’ve already reached the age of legality (..sort of..), I’ll keep that part of the skit for its humor ^^)
(*nOTE2: Total bullshoot ^.^ I DO have the internet. ^~)
(*nOTE3: Erroneous ‘candidate’ intended, I know the years are wrong, I’m ‘wrong’ everywhere)
(*nOTE4: http://www.cnn.com/2006/WORLD/americas/02/01/drug.pups/ )

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~~ I thank you for reading and, if likely, ingesting my “small talkings”. Even if you were angered by my words, irritated or bored to tears and painful yawns, the fact that you used up many minutes reading down the scrolls still makes me feel happy nonetheless. If I found some humor lying around on the street somewhere, I would certainly seize the moment and instill it into my works. Humor shall be a part of my life as well as yours. For your own sanity, I shall be funny for you.


But don’t hold your breath. Please…



And now..

::::: A Final Word From GAWD :::::
Eat your Mayonnaise, and appreciate something, for once, in your damned lives.

EscapeeFromBedlam: Am I going to Hell Gawd?
God: You, most definitely…

This has been a word from a Full-time Scorpion-Humanoid Homicidal Tohma-Loving Anti-Feminist Misogynist Christian-With-No-Particular-Denomination Anti-Homophobe Anti-Pro-life Anti-FGM and all around Swell Bullshoot-Artist =)

So don’t pay attention to the cruel things I say.


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“You DUMBASS!”
CucKOOOOOOOooooooooo!!


~Cold Silence Has a Tendency to Atrophy Any Sense of Compassion.~
~Tool, Schism


Good luck,


and God be with you.