GlassEyeWisconsin
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Username | GlassEyeWisconsin | Gender | Other |
Date Joined | Location | ...is everything | |
Last Updated | Occupation | Knock-Knock Joke Ruiner | |
Last visit | # Pictures | 22 | |
# Comments Given | 32 |
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I'm going to level with you space ponies:
*I'm 75
*I live in the only known biosphere in New Hampshire
*I speak Esperanto Sign Language, but not Esperanto as a verbal language
*I was born without the ability to appreciate the humour of Benny Hill
*I only know seven ways to leave my lover
*I was unable to read backwards until I was shot in the neck
*I spell "spell" with two "p"s
*I'm a compulsive liar
Let's take some questions...
Q: Do you take requests? I wouldn't actually ask you to do anything, but if you were a good artist and I liked what you did, would you take requests?
A: Yes, but you wouldn't like what I could give you.
Q: What would you give me?
A: Photos of your parents in high school.
Q: Do you accept requests?
A: Yes.
Q: That's it?
A: Yeah.
Q: Did Ben Folds make better music with the Five or sans them?
A: Neither. It's all good, baby.
Q: What about Mike Doughty?
A: He wasn't in Ben Folds Five.
Q: You suck. Any comments?
A: I got nothing. Thanks for playing.
So, there it is. I'm not the Greatest Artist Who Ever Lived, but confound it if I don't come close.
*I'm 75
*I live in the only known biosphere in New Hampshire
*I speak Esperanto Sign Language, but not Esperanto as a verbal language
*I was born without the ability to appreciate the humour of Benny Hill
*I only know seven ways to leave my lover
*I was unable to read backwards until I was shot in the neck
*I spell "spell" with two "p"s
*I'm a compulsive liar
Let's take some questions...
Q: Do you take requests? I wouldn't actually ask you to do anything, but if you were a good artist and I liked what you did, would you take requests?
A: Yes, but you wouldn't like what I could give you.
Q: What would you give me?
A: Photos of your parents in high school.
Q: Do you accept requests?
A: Yes.
Q: That's it?
A: Yeah.
Q: Did Ben Folds make better music with the Five or sans them?
A: Neither. It's all good, baby.
Q: What about Mike Doughty?
A: He wasn't in Ben Folds Five.
Q: You suck. Any comments?
A: I got nothing. Thanks for playing.
So, there it is. I'm not the Greatest Artist Who Ever Lived, but confound it if I don't come close.
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toki on April 24, 2005, 4:43:59 AM
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thank you for the comment on my kyle picture and i think i would have done butters but i'm still trying to find a good hairstyle for him x_x (he's one of my faves too)thank you again for the great comment :)
Taeko on April 10, 2005, 7:23:11 AM
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Guardian_angel on April 3, 2005, 7:46:42 AM
Guardian_angel on March 23, 2005, 4:04:20 AM
GlassEyeWisconsin on March 8, 2005, 8:55:11 AM
No, I'm not 75. Check out the last item on the list. I'm probably a little older than the average user here, but a far cry from collecting my Social Security checks just yet.
If you ever change your mind about a request, my e-mail is probably listed in my profile. It has to be, doesn't it? Otherwise, I couldn’t join or something.
If you ever change your mind about a request, my e-mail is probably listed in my profile. It has to be, doesn't it? Otherwise, I couldn’t join or something.
weird_klown on March 8, 2005, 8:47:28 AM
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Ohyeahhero on February 17, 2005, 5:41:28 AM
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