InvaderAmmy00

NOTHIN MUCH Y TU?! :D

Cartman: Let her join hippie unless you're afraid you'll be beat by a girl.
Me: well, if she wants to join all I got to say is Yeeeehaaaawwww. This is turning into a party now. *grabs a case of beer and sets it on the table*
Kyle: Just you wait fatboy, I'll get you yet.
Cartman: We'll see about that.
Me: Ok, here's the rules. We'll each have fives unopened beers in front of us. When I say go you grab your first beer, open it and drink it, then smash the can on your forehead then grab the next beer. The first one to drink and smash all five wins.
Cartman: And what is it that we win?
Me: Huh?
Cartman: It'll be pointless to have a drinking contest if the winner doesn't get anything.
Me: Ok, how about this. The winner get's to make the other three do what ever the winner wants.

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Me: She's a funny drunk.
*loud moaning coming from the other room*
Cartman: Hey hippie, I bet I can drink three beers faster than you can.
Me: This coming from the guy who touched penises with his cousin. Let me ask you were you drunk when you did that or are you just an inbread queer?
Cartman: I'll kill you, you damn hippie freak. *charges at me*
Kyle: *Holds him back* down fat boy.
Cartman: Let go of me you damn Kyke.
Kyle: That's it! *lets go of him and he falls onto the ground* I have had enough of you. *picks a keg up over his head*
Me: Hold up Kyle. *grabs ahold of the keg*
Kyle: No, let me smash his fracking fat head in!
Me: Let's settle this with a drinking contest. The three of use. Who ever can drink five beers first wins. *whispers to Kyle* And when Eric passes out you can get your revenge in a non-violent way.
Kyle: *lets go of the keg and I put it down* Fine.

Me: *sniffs the air* Do I smell the scent of hot chocolate?
Kyle: *walks into wall* Dude, I need to see a doctor.
Me: Just splash some water into your eyes.
Kyle: Where is the water?
Me: *hands him a can of beer* will you stop complaining now?
Kyle: *splash beer in eyes* Wait, is this beer?
Me: *cracks open another beer* Yep, another two or three of these and I'll be drunk. How bout you Ammy?

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Me: Uh, Ammy, why would you want to look at that picture?
Kyle: *looks at pic* Dude, that is the sickest thing I've ever seen. *looks away and screams*
Me: Whats wrong.
Kyle: My eyes, I cant' see. I've gone blind.
Me: What the hell is on that picture?

cool^^

me?

? i was replying to the owner of the pro^^