InvaderAmmy00

Chester: Oh yeah. I'll get the rope.
Me: You're gonna tie them up?
Chester: What? No. It's for me and E. Ammy. But tieing them up is a good idea.
Me: Don't worry Ammy. I'll sit next to ya and watch with ya.
Chester: You have no obligation to be here. Unless, you have a crush on Ammy.
Me: Thats not it.
Chester: Ammy and Jesse sitting in a tree. K-I-S-S-I-N-G.
Me: Chester, you are so immature. Have you ever giving the thought that maybe I don't want my friend think I've abandoned her?
Cartman: What about me?
Me: Your moms a crack whore.

Cartman: *running* Please, I'm tellin you, it was all her idea.
Me: gah. Chester, if you're gonna get a hard on put some pants on first.
Chester: Nah, I want E. Ammy to see how much I'm turned on.
Me: ... I can't think of anything to say.
Chester: I know. You never did get your prize for winning that drinking contest. Why don't you make Eric and Ammy do what you want?
Me: Now there's an Idea. Hey E. Ammy. Stop rampaging, I know how you can get back at them. I'll let you chose what they have to do.

Me: Heh heh, you got your wish. E. Ammy's back to normal.
Chester: Man, when she'd in an evil rage it turns me on so much.
Me: To much info.

Cartman: Hey you're not pinning the blame on me dog. You were just as responsible as me.
Chester: *arm around E. Ammy* Uh, Jesse do you think you could explain?
Me: Ok. Ammy here was getting sick and tired of E. Ammy talking non-stop about you and said that E. Ammy has become a soft ever since she started dating you. So Ammy and Cartman came up with a plan to try and seperate you two so E. Ammy would go back to her old self.
Chester: What do you think E. Ammy? It's been about a week since I've seen your sexy evil rage. You wanna attack?
Cartman: Oh God please no.

Me: You forgot my Dr. Pepper. Oh well. I don't need it.
Cartman: Yes, go into the room.
Jasmine: Yes! Oh yes! No one's touched me like that in years.
*E. Ammy walks into the bedroom*
Jasmine: Yes, keep rubing that spot it feels so good.
Chester: Oh, hey E. Ammy. This is Cartman friend Jasmine. And I tell you from the sound of it she hasnt had her feet masaged in years.
Cartman: What?!?! You're not supposed to be masaging her feet you're supposed to be having sex with her. You owe me $150 dog.
Me: Huh, so Chester resisted.
Chester: Resisted? Resisted what?
Jasmine: I don't owe you squat fatty. You paid me to have some fun with him and getting a foot masage is the best fun I can think of.

Me: He lacks common sense.
Cartman: I can't wait to see the show.
Me: But if you listen closely you can hear that it's only the girl making the noise. If I know Chester, which I do, the girls on top while he's laying there with a blank stare trying to figure out what he's doing and how he'll explain this. And as always it ends up futile.
Cartman: Dude... You are so cool. You are an evil geneius.
Me: I'm not evil I'm just stateing one of the few facts of the world I know. I don't know much.
*footsteps*
Cartman: He he, sounds like E. Ammy is approching.

Me: Hey, E. Ammy, could you pick me up some Dr. Pepper when you're out? I'm running a little low.
Cartman: I thought you weren't going to be part of this?
Me: Hey, she's going out anyway, why take two trips?
Cartman: Well she's gone. I'd say we got about 15-30 mins.
Chester: *comes out of bathroom* Where'd E. Ammy go?
Cartman: She, uh, went to the store to pick up a few things. Oh hey Chester. I'd like you to meet my friend Jasmine.
Jasmine: Hey there sexy. *rubs up against Chester* How about you and me go into your room and have some fun?
Chester: I-I have a girlfriend and when she gets mad things will start getting horrible.
Jasmine: *sexy voice* Please?
Cartman: Go ahead, she went to Walmart, she wont' be back for 2 hours.
Jasmine: *leads Chester into his room* We're gonna have fun.
Me: Have fun Chester. Hope you get done before E. Ammy gets back.

hi sup

Me: Have fun. *sits down on couch with bag of Cheetos and Dr. Pepper*
Cartman: Sounds like they're almost done.
Chester: Oh E. Ammy. I love you. I'll be back, I gotta use the restroom.
Cartman: *whispers to you* Ok Ammy, now it's your turn. Get E. Ammy to leave for a while.

Me: I refuse to take part in this.
Cartman: Fine, it'll just be me and Ammy that will get them to break up.
Me: Do what you want. I'll just enjoy some Cheetos and Dr. Pepper and watch some T.V.
Cartman: Ok heres the plan. When they get done in there we get E. Ammy to leave for a while and we'll bring in a hot scanky slut to suduce Chester to have sex with her then when E. Ammy gets back we will get her to walk in on them having sex and just sit back and watch the fireworks.