InvaderAmmy00

great, u ?

thats great !!! :D

hello "! i am just talkin to Dakota ^^ u?

Me: You're my conscience?
Kyle: Yes, now don't rape her.
Me: If you say so.
Kyle: And put some clothes on, no one wants to see your hard penis.
Me: *fumbles some clothes on*
Chester: Damn it, we were soooo close... Oh well, lets go get the whip and head to your room E. Ammy.

Me: Huh? *hiccup* I thought it was kinda strange that there was an extension cord down here.
Chester: What?!? You're not smart enough to make a robot or to figure out our plan.
Me: ...does that mean I don't have *hiccup* to have sex with Ammy?
Cartman: Yes you do! Go tackle her now and rape her!
Me: S-sorry Ammy, b-but my concience tells me th-that I have to rape you. A-and it's always g-good to listen to your concience. *stumbles toward Ammy nude*
Chester: Nice thinking Eric.

Me: *hic up* Ok, here we go. *starts to make out with you*
Chester: XD XD I'm so glad I have cameras in this room.
Me: *starts to lift up Ammy's shirt while making out*
Chester: XD He's sat through enough videos of you and me E. Ammy to know what to do.
Me: *takes off my own shirt while Ammy unbuttons my pants*
Chester: Dang this is good. *puts arm around E. Ammy*
Me: *takes pants off while Ammy takes hers off*
Chester: *kisses E. Ammy on the cheek*
Me: *takes my and Ammy's underwear off and Ammy takes her bra off*
Chester: Now it's getting good.

Chester: I'm sorry E. Ammy, you were at the head of all the girls.
Me: Just hurry up and dare some one Chester.
Chester: Ok, Jesse, Truth or Dare?
Me: *finishes the Dr. Pepper* Dare. *hiccup*
Chester: I dare you to have unprotected sex with Ammy.
Me: Really? Why would I do that?
Cartman: Because your concious says so.
Me: Your my concious?
Cartman: Yep. Now go do it.
Me: Well, if my concious says so. *hiccup*

Chester: Can I use lotion?
Me: No y-you can't use lotion! *hiccup*
Chester: What about a magazine?
Me: *hands him a magazine* Here ya go, the 1979 SEARS Mens underwear catalog.
Chester: I'll just use my imagination. *pulls it out and starts imagining*
Me: Just imagine you're surrounded by girls 100 times hotter than E. Ammy.
Chester: *really perverted smile appears on face*

Me: Ha ha *hicup* Ha. Man, why's the room spining?
Chester: Uh, I'm afraid to say dare.
Me: Oh, he said Dare. *laughs crazily* Make him do something perverted that he would'nt like.
Chester: *whispers to E. Ammy* I think they're drunk enough. On my turn I'll dare Jesse.
Me: Come on. *hicup* He said dare.
Chester: He's right, I did say dare.

aww..sooo cute ! ^___^