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DUDE. Not only does Rainbow Dash's cutie mark look like the Dymbol of the Gods, but Cloudsdale looks like Mt. Olympus.

*Symbol. Symbol of the Gods.

My phone won't let me call you. Call me if you can

Okay, I like wacky e-conversations. Sooo..........

I HAVE HALF AN HOUR GO

...OWLB-okay, no. UH...

So those four chords that are played over and over in "Don't Stop Believing" sound just as good in almost any other song.....

Same 4 chords? The ones that go "do do do do do do do dooo"?

...uhhh..... Maybe? No like, BUMMM.., bum bum BUMMM.... bum bum BUMM.... bum bum BUMMM on the piano and stuff. If played right, that combination of notes in the BUMMs sound just as pretty in just about sny other song.

THIS IS ABOUT ME THINKING ABOUT GOING ON DEVIONT ART AND LEAVEING HERE

Hi is this were everyone is commenting now God ok sorry I have not been on in forevr and shoot but yeah I have been haveing an affair with FanArtCentral the other website I have been going on more is...........2 website to tell you the trueth ok so its Facebook and my friend Chenoa keeps makeing me or wanting me to go on deviont art so I go on just to shut her up.BUT NO SHE WANTS ME TO MAKE AN ACCOUNT ON DEVIONT ART AAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGG I DONT WANT TO BUT I MIGHT JUST TO SHUT THE frackING LITTLE 6TH GRADER UP.anyway how are you guys connor and ivy?

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Connor no link work

*Link doesn't work

AAAARGH

Oh, I GET IT! Okay, I know what you're talkin' about. ...Hm... you have a point, actually. Huh. How 'bout that.

Yeah. I heard it in this random complication of songs-- the guy actually said that, "You can sing any song over these chords. Observe." and proceeded to sing a bunch of different songs over them. Sounded really good too

Huh. Interesting. TIME FOR A VIDEO QUEEEST

A whatwho?

Or songquest. Whatever. Just findin' that compilation, or however it's spelt. VIDEO/SONG/WHATEVER QUEEEST

Ah. I found it on Pandora, soooo...... good luck with that.

Whats pandora

...STILL GONNA TRY

.... You do that. So anyhoo......

Anyhoooo...

Crap I was gonna re-dye my hair tonight, I guess it can wait till tomorrow......

Ooooh! What quirky color shall it be?

Idk, some shade of blue. Whatever color ee have lying around. At this point, I don't really even care anymore. I just want it to not be the hideous grayish-greenish it is now.

Oooh, dye it rainbow. Rainbow! RAINBOW! RAINBOW!

And nooooow I need to go to bed. Farewell.

...RAINBOW!

I don't have any rainbow dye.... but okay GOOD NIGHT MY SWEET PRINCE o_0 *creepy stalker face*

So.....

...SO

So how about this weather?

Make up your damn mind, mother nature. THAT'S what I have to say about the weather lately.

Indeed. That's Seattle for ya.
DAMMIT WHY IS WRITING A NOVEL SO HARD

I'D PLAY "WORKING FOR THE WEEKEND" OVER THE PHONE TO INSPIRE YOU, BUT UH YEAH

THAT AIN'T GONNA WORK THIS TIME

Not sure that would help much anyway... But thank you for reminding me that I'm inspired by music. I once came up with a whole novel idea just by listening to some weird album of Celtic flute music

You've told me about that once. I should listen to celtic music more. Nice stuff.

Yeah. It's pretty. Man, I get the weirdest ideas for novels (or details about novels) from the weirdest places. Like last night at the Girl Scout thing, I realized the rabbit government should be completely matriarchal

Makes perfect sense to me. Good thi- RABBIT GOVERNMENT!?

...I don't think you've told me about this. You now must explain IN DETAIL. I am intrigued.

Oy vey... okay hold on....
*ahem*
INTRODUCTION
You may not want to read this, but in order to understand this story, it is strongly recommended that you do.

We’ve all taken a moment to ask ourselves, are we alone? Do aliens exist? Do they live among us, here on our planet, right under our noses? The answer to all these questions (except the first one) is yes.
As you may or may not already know, every star has its “Goldilocks Zone”, an area around it where it’s not too hot or too cold to support life. Our sun has two planets in its Goldilocks Zone; Earth and Mars.
Contrary to popular belief, Mars is much older than Earth. In fact, if it had not been for Mars Earth would not have been formed in the first place. Like all life-supporting planets, Mars had a vast array of plants and creatures on its surface. But the planet was ruled and fought over by two similar (but significantly different) dominant species.
One was slightly larger, with pointed ears and a fairly long tail. They were cunning and clever, but arrogant and lazy. The structures they created were typically triangular in shape and raised high above the ground, with complex mazelike interiors.
The other was a bit smaller than the first. They had long, sensitive ears and a short fluffy tail. While they could be timid and quick to run away from danger, their cautiousness brought them to carefully plan out everything they did. The majority of their architecture was largely based underground, with domed roofs just above the surface.
The two species fought relentlessly over dominance of Mars, paying little to no attention to the environment until it was too late. Right now, during the time period in which you will most likely be reading this (unless you’re some sort of archaeologist studying the ways of ancient civilizations of the early 21st century, in which case I must inform you that this is fiction), Earth is in almost the exact condition Mars was shortly before it became the barren wasteland it is today—both environmentally and politically.
HOWEVER, the total destruction of Mars was not the fault of its inhabitants. It was instead a huge asteroid that crashed into the planet and left a crater the size of three of Earth’s continents combined. Not only was debris from the collision thrown into the air and blocking out the sun, but the asteroid had bumped Mars farther from the sun and taken its place in orbit. It gathered matter broken off of the red planet into its own gravitational pull, and before long was a planet of its own. Soon all Martian plants died because they had no sunlight (and it was too cold). Then the herbivores died because they had no plants to eat (not to mention it was too cold). The carnivores then died because, as you can guess, they had no herbivores to eat (plus, you know, the cold). All that was left was the dominant species, kept alive by artificial sources of heat.
With their planet now a lifeless rock, the Martians paused their battling and directed their attention to their neighboring planet, which was just starting to evolve more complex life forms. Taking advantage of this opportunity, many Martians immigrated there and made a new life. But over time, some of Earth’s native mammals evolved into a larger, more powerful species—Homo sapiens. They were like huge, stupid hairless apes that thought they knew everything and felt the need to learn anything they didn’t already know. They considered themselves an enlightened, advanced race with superior technology and whatnot. More intelligent creatures, however, grouped humans in the same intellectual category as goldfish. Earth’s new dominant species was even stupid enough to believe these two obviously foreign creatures were native to this planet, not bothering to question why they were archenemies with Earthling animals like dogs, foxes and mice. They also thought it was impossible for two members of similar but different species to mate, and most fellow mammals did not mate for life, and that only they and a couple other mammals had sex for pleasure. They hadn’t even colonized their own moon! Idiotic, right?
As you can probably guess, Martians wanted mankind out of the picture. But a few Martians, as well as many Earth animals, believed Earth should be left alone. They said that taking it over would get the Martians nowhere, as they would just destroy it and turn it into the desert wasteland Mars already was. These few formed the Resistance, a peaceful party that believed in equality and preservation and such. Others argued that humans were bound to destroy their planet anyway, so why not do it for them?
Each Martian species wanted both Earth and Mars for their own, and of course, they couldn’t get along, so they started battling for dominance of the two planets. The Resistance, despite their peaceful ways, had no choice but to join the war to stand up for what they believed in. Thus began the Inter-Species War. It lasted thousands of years, destroying the lives of millions. Strangely, mankind never noticed that anything was wrong. Arrogant monkey-scum.
This story focuses on this war, its consequences, and a few particular souls whose lives were affected by it. So read on, by all means. Don’t linger here trying to understand interplanetary politics. Your human brain wouldn’t be able to handle the complexity.

Oh, can't be that baaaTHAT'S A LOTTA TEXT. Okay, gimme a second.

Take your time. It's the introduction to my novel :D

Alright, done. Understood the majority of it and I gotta say... wow. Holy talented writing, Batman. Bravo. Descriptive, well thought out, creative as usual. ...DAAAAYUM. Now I feel inferior.

Connor just from you saying Batman it reminds me of that book we were reading in class that one time........what was it oh yes watsons go to bermingham 1983 that was funny how you kept say hehe batman and WHOOPOOOO lol connor its winnie the poohs evile twin brother that grabs you from under water lol connor remmber that.I HATE MRS.ROMOS I HATE HER SOSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MUCH anyway I might take up wrighting storys myself I am writeing a warrior cats story right now

I know, darling *dramatic hair flip, adjusts sunglasses*
Does that somewhat answer your question about rabbits, though? Hmmm?

Eeeeyup, answers it perfectly and then some.

But as I was saying.... Matriarchy. It makes sense for rabbits, what with their gentler nature and such

Indeed. Also makes sense seeing as how many children female rabbits can produce. The number was around 11, last I checked.

Precisely. That being said, I've also established that rabbit culture celebrates fertility. A lot. Obviously.

...Hm, your novel has inspired me to get back to planning my idea for that story/adventure game/whatever I want it to be about a female detective. Should do a little more brainstorming. Might have a name for the protagonist... not sure yet... HMMMM...

Ooh, do tell.

AS YOU WISH M'LADY! Like I said, might work on it.Anyway, I might go with Vera Pravda. Vera is taken from the word veracity, meaning "power of conveying or percieving truth" which is obvious seeing as she's well... a detective. As for Pravda, I originally thought it was a russian word that also meant truth. I just found out I misunderstood my sources and it's really some russian newspaper or something. ...Still might go with it. Nice ring to it. Not sure though. But the first name is probably what I'll go with.

Detective Vera Pravda... nice ring to it. Sorry it took a while to explain. Had to recheck my sources.

Ooo, nice. That's interesting-- in my novel Selene was raised by her senile great aunt, whose name also happens to be Vera. Good, strong name. Perfect for a detective. And apparently for a crazy old cat as well.....

Thanks. I also brainstormed a couple more characters, including a creepy, crazy forensic scientist and a robot detective with a purple tophat, trenchcoat, and a rainbow bowtie. ...Yeaaaah, I'm trying to get a little quirky with my characters. ...If you couldn't tell.

...And for some reason, I read crazy old cat as "crazy old cat lady". Same thing, but I keep thinking of the crazy cat lady from The Simpsons for some reason.

Heh. Clean her up a little, make her a cat, and put her on Mars.... that's pretty much Aunt Vera.

I tend to give my characters ironic names.... Vera means pursuing truth, I name a conservative and senile old cat Vera. Felix means luck, and I give the name Felix to a rabbit who's missing a leg. I am cruel.....

For shame, Ivy. For shaaame. ...Shaaaame. SHAAAME. SHAAAAAME

...SHAAAAAAAAAAAME!

I am not ashamed. If anything, my inner Disney villain makes me PROUD of my cruelty....
.... I have issues....

...So, uh... how about 'dem owlbea-OKAY, NO MORE OWLBEARS, I SWEAR

...I have no idea what to talk about next. ...OH YEAH. My mother has purchased me motherfrunkin' BOO BERRY! After 15 long years, the old broad finally came through!

Sweeeet. I had another frankenberry sundae tonight. It was even more amazing than the first one.....

I think I have a little more ice cream left... don't think it's enough for a Boo Berry sundae, but by god, I WILL TRY

WOOOOOO
So have I told you fewer than a zillion times that "The Lion King" is my absolute favorite movie of all time? Because I'm listening to some LK music right now and... man... inspiring shoot right there... YET I AM NOT INSPIRED ENOUGH TO WRITE THIS DAMN NOVEL

Aaaaw yeah, love that soundtrack. Be Prepared will always be my favorite though. Scar, you magnificent basstard.

...Aaaand I need to head to bed in about six minutes. QUICK WE GOTTA DO SOME INTERESTING shoot

THAT LAST PART SOUNDS KINDA WRONG okay so uhh... did you know Queen Isabella, who launched Christopher Columbus, only took two baths in her entire life?

Heh. Sounds like a classy lady. ...Wait, sounded wrong? I just said we needed to do some shoot and-... oh. ...Nevermind.

.... Yeah. But yeah, in those days bathing was considered unsanitary and unhealthy. As a queen it was her obligation to keep clean, though. Most people never bathed at all. And then there were the chamber pots being emptied into the streets... stinky times, indeed... Perfume, in fact, was invented to cover up that smell......

...Huh. Interesting. Didn't know that.

...FFFFF, BEDTIME. To the bedmobile, batman! Goodnight... and godspeed.

...OWL BEAR

kthxbai

Dude call me, my phone won't let me call you for some reason

...Weird. But this probably works out for the better, since I was going on here to tell you I wouldn't be able to call tonight. Mother's sleepin', too chilly to move outside, etc. But we can still have a merry talk on ye olde fanart central.

...OWL BEAR

Ah. I see. Then I suppose it does work out perfectly.

...Sooo... have I mentioned Owl Bears yet?

Very much so.

...Are you positive?

Absotively posilutoly.

...Alright. ...But I do love Owl Bears. Just letting you know.

Not to completely change the subject, but I'm trying to convince Savannah to talk to Mr. Holsinger about her issues (you know the ones I mean), and she doesn't seem to believe me that she can trust him. You had a lot of experience with him, right? Could you help me reassure her there's nothing to worry about??

...Hm. Well, from my expierience with him, Mr Holsinger is the type of the guy who'll always listen and try to help the best he can. To me, at least. I've gone to him in the past and he's always listened really well and helped me out the best he could. Just how I think, but you could try telling her that.

Ok thanks. That's along the lines of what I told her, but I think hearing it from two different people might help

I have just written an official "horror movie rehab" guide. Just in case.
And yet another word of warning-- not that it's freaking me out all that much yet, it's just that you may see this side if me very soon-- DO NOT frackING JOKE WITH ME WHEN I'M FREAKED OUT. As rediculous as it may be, I will take everything seriously and emotionally turn into a four-year-old you have to babysit. As cold and emotionless a rock I may seem, on the inside I'm a wimpy little girl who likes blowing bubbles and having tea parties.
So yes, I will watch your silly little Slenderman thing (to the greatest extent I possibly can), but the consequences may partially be yours to face. Be warned, Connor.... your friend is a wuss.

I take that back. Last night was bad enough. I can't go through the zombie paranoia thing again. I just can't handle a second time.
A NIGHT LIGHT, CONNOR.
ONE WITH MOOCOWS JUMPING OVER THE MOON ON IT.
AND IT BARELY EVEN HELPED.

dude whats going on?

Please...... help me...... seventh grade.... dumbass...... suffocating.... grk.........

DON'T LEAVE ME HERE ALONE WITH HER
SHE SLEEPS EVEN LESS THAN I DO

Who me? That probly would bbe true

Dude you need to see what I just did to Savannah's profile

OH YEAH

WE ARE DOING THIS, MAN

WE ARE MAKING THIS HAPPEN