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I'm watching my Sims interact.

uhm, nothing. I just got the sims 3 and am torturing all of my subjects in unmentionable ways. I can just hear all of their conversations.

Sasuke: ....did you gain weight?
Naruto: Shut up! I like donuts!
Sasuke: YOU SHOWED UP TO MY WEDDING FAT?!!
Naruto: It's not MY fault! Blame the damn Story Progression enabler! Why are you glowing red?!
Sasuke: Oh, this? This is because I'm evil and a supervillian. I'm the most diabolical person on Earth. That's why when I go out in town in my work clothes people run screaming from me. Especially Choji, that fatass.
Noah: Why are you still in emo clothes?!
Sasuke: Because in addition to being Evil, I'm also Insane. WHich means regardless of the dress code, I don't have to follow it.
Naruto: Hey, me too.
Sasuke: Really? No wonder I felt a connection with you.
Noah: Can we get married yet? It's really late.
Sasuke: Fine.

*wait for the n00bs to realize something's going on*

Noah: Yay, I guess we're married now. I'm so happy. I love you.
Sasuke: .....NO! NO! I'M BREAKING UP WITH YOU!
Noah: NOT AGAIN! WE'VE ONLY BEEN MARRIED THREE SECONDS!
Sasuke: SHUT UP! YOU CRAMP MY STYLE!
Noah: MY HEART! IT BURNS!
Sasuke: *smooth recovery interaction*
Noah: Oh, so now we're fiances again. You dog.
Sasuke: Oh, don't feel bad--
Noah: GET THE frack OFF OF ME! WHY DO I HAVE TO LIVE WITH YOU! YOU'RE SO frackING BIPOLAR!
Sasuke: Like, oh my god. calm down.
Noah: I WILL NOT CALM DOWN! *cries*
Naruto: This was an excellent party. I'll se ya later.

*twenty people leave the lot* Oh yeah, dogin' partay.

Itachi: Konan gained weight too. That sucks. I have to see her fat stomach every day.
Noah: HOLD ME
Itachi: Oh dear. *pats*
Noah: HE'S SUCH AN ASSHOLE! TT~TT
Sasuke: I'm STANDING right here. T_T
Noah: And now I have to wait two friggin' days until our relationship stabilizes. I should kill you.
Sasuke: Noah, my dad was burned to death in an enclosed shack in the front yard yesterday. That shack magically disappeared theis morning. Not to mention my mother drowned in the exact same spot, and the pool vanished too.
Noah: For future reference, that still doesn't give you a right to cheat on me again.
Sasuke: I never cheated on you. >_>
Noah: I WAS STANDING RIGHT THERE. THEN YOU BROKE UP WITH ME AND TOLD THAT dog YOU JUST WANTED TO BE FRIENDS.
Sasuke: Oh yeah. Then she ran away crying.
Noah: *MOOD SWING* I'LL KILL YOU~!
Sasuke: *whips out guitar and strums away* >_>
Itachi: *bobs head*
Noah: *distracted* You're so talented! :D
Sasuke: Will you sleep with me then?
Noah: No.

It goes on like that. I've almost got them where I want them to be before I introduce the Cullens. And the people I know.
Do you want to go in?

Well there's people around here that swim in ponds infested with water moccasins. Apparently a dude named Wyatt or something chucked a pencil at one and it killed it. Stabbed it through the head.

And Katie was like, Yeah, once on the bus they filled a condom with water and lodged it in the window and just rode the entire way with a condom out the window. Then the bus driver saw and took it down and screamed at them.

MEH i know.
and i was was looking forward to this week.

Me: *reads new chapter which strangely isn't blocked by Websense online after my AutoCAD final drawing* Wtf? This is crap! I want more gore and blood!
Elizabeth: I have no idea what you're talking about.
Me: Well, remember last week when that other redhead dude died?
Elizabeth: Yeah.
Me: Well the one with the teardrop hair is the one that got brought back.
Elizabeth: OH SO THAT'S WHERE WE ARE.
Me: WHOA LOOKIT ALL THOSE HOMELESS PEOPLE! *mimicks striking flint together to make a garbage-can fire*

Those stupid messengers from Raikage are just freaking getting to Konoha. How slow can you be and far can it be?!
And then the idiot old people had to choose a new Hokage because Tsunade's in a coma so they chose DANZO, the one that tried to prevent Naruto from showing up to kick Pein's @$$ and he was helped by the lady who tried to kill Naruto AND Sasuke. These are quacks we're talking about! They're gonna be like friggin' imperialist AMERICA soon!

Yeah I know you don't care but it's semi-interesting. And soon it'll probably get good again.
I bet you a drawing in any media you want that Naruto has a panic attack either when those messengers get down the crater wall to tell these people Sasuke's in Konoha or when he actually shows up. At the prime dramatic moment.

I'll also try to put SPATS 2 up. it's going on two pages long and isn't going to be finished anytime soon.
It's just the apex of my boredom and procrastination.

Naruto: *drinking what looks like pomegranate juice when phone rings* (wow it's the second one that's started out with people drinking things. maybe i'll just continue the legacy.)

--looks at ID and sees it's Sasuke--

*answers* What the do you want?
Sasuke: The hell kind of way is that to answer the phone?!
Naruto: It's my phone and I'll answer it how I want!
Sasuke: HEARTLESS PRICK, I GAVE YOU THAT PHONE!
Naruto: ...Do I hear an echo? Where are you?
Sasuke: *looking through blinds* Is that a new blender?

i'm too lazy to type the rest.

i think i'll color it with watercolors, yay.
watercolors are awesomesauce but i hate them. tempura is better and so is acrylic.

What was the longest comment I've ever posted? ._.

HINATA'S NOT DEAD :O

ALL OF THE PEINS ARE DEAD INCLUDING THE ANOREXIC ONE THAT WAS HIDING IN THE PAPER TREE :O

NARUTO'S INVINCIBLE AND HAS KONAN ON HIS SIDE :O

SASUKE SHOWED UP FOR THE FIRST TIME IN LIKE THIRTY CHAPTERS TO ANNOUNCE HE'S GOING TO KONOHA >:O

HE'S AS EMO AS EVR XO

AND HE'S AN UNOFFICIAL AKATSUKI MEMBER AND HAS VOWED TO SINGLEHANDEDLY MURDER EACH AND EVERY ONE OF KONOHA'S CITIZENS :OOOO
AND HE COULD PROBABLY DO IT D:

HE HAS A CURSED-SEAL WALT-DISNEY-WANNABE, A POTENTIAL FEMALE RAPIST, AND A MERMAN ON HIS SIDE O...O

BUT NARUTO CAN SOOOO KICK ALL OF THEIR ASSES AND WILL NOT NEED ANY HELP BECAUSE ANYONE ELSE WILL GET IN HIS WAY >:D

GIANT ANIMALS HAVE BEEN POPPING UP NONSTOP

SO MANY AKATSUKI MEMBERS HAVE DIED TT~TT

MADARA AND DANZO ARE STILL AT LARGE OMFG

WHEN WILL THE GODDAMN MESSENGERS FROM RAIKAGE SHOW UP TO ENRAGE NARU-NARU AT THE FACT THAT SASUKE'S IN AKATSUKI?!! >:|

ITACHI MADE NARUTO SWALLOW A CROW CUZ HE'S dogIN LIKE THAT AND IT GAVE HIM SOME OF ITACHI'S POWER ZOMMGGG

CUZ ITACHI KNEW SASUKE WOULD WANT TO MASSACRE KONOHAGURE AFTER HE LEARNED HE WAS PLAYING BOTH DOUBLE AGENT AND MARTYR

AND I CAN'T WAIT FOR NEXT WEEK.

(i'm sorry about the suicide D:
I knew a girl who was killed, but my friend knows a lot of guys who have killed themselves. it's scary.)

hey...um wow its been like forever. ill be surprised if u even remember me. but um well i plan to try to get on now and im making a new account. ill find u and add u if u dont mind

yo!

but the way she died was actually pretty osm.
that is the IDEAL of an epic fail, for seriously.

:O I thought you were dead!
hinata just got killed friday. TT~TT
my friend was totally right. she confessed love and committed suicide....it was beautiful and upsetting and disturbing and enraging all at once.
okay, it wasn't that beautiful. in fact, it just incensed me to send an email out to numerous friends declaring my utter anger at the fact that an event such as that could EVER happen in that manga.
in other words, i'm hoping he pulls a SasuIta and goes like,

Oh.
No.
I was sitting in this chair. (see profile :)

Sasuke: Noah-CHAN, aishooteru no kawaii de ne~!! (that might not make sense because i didn't really think about that i just put it there)
Noah: Sorry. Today's my no speak-e Ingles day, Sasuke.
Sasuke: Oh, Naru-Naru did that yesterday. The only thing he would say in English was "Skittles", "butter" and "prostitute". T_T
Noah: I thought he was just cussing you out. ._.
Sasuke: Shut up.
Noah: Okay.
Sasuke: You're still speaking English.
Noah: ........i'm sorry. can i have a hug? s'agapo. (that's greek)
Sasuke: No, I'm angsting now. If you won't have sex with me, then I refuse bodily contact.
Noah: *cries* TY NENAVIDISH' MENJATY!!! (that's russian)
Sasuke: I CAN'T UNDERSTAND YOU!
Noah: *sniffle* Vy tak oznachat' dlja menja.
Sasuke: And if you won't have sex with me in English, then we won't have sex at all!! >:
Noah: Niet. T_T
Sasuke: Huh? o_o
Noah: Then we won't have sex at all. Let's see how angsty you are when your hand gets tired. ^-^
Sasuke: WHAT! NO! I DIDN'T MEAN IT!
Noah: I want a shake. ._. *walks away*
Sasuke: WAIT! COME BACK! AIshootERU!!! TT~TT
Naruto: *sips Pepsi* Sasuke no damn buttered prostitute. T_T
Sasuke: That really made no sense.
Naruto: I know, the author's trying to get a hang of the Japanese dialect. She's really just butchering, though.
TTfan1: *slices head off fish* +_+

*yawn* okay, i should finish my homework.

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