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Walter: A jolly good idea, yes. :P *he sits down beside her, leaning against the wall*

Mia: *sits down next to him and immediately snuggles against him, practically sitting in his lap* <3

Walter: *he snuggles back with a smile on his face*

Mia: *nuzzles into his shoulder, closing her eyes* Good night....

Walter: Good night, Mia... *he closes his eyes, trying to fall asleep*

Mia: *quickly falls asleep, smiling, happy. for now*

Walter: *he eventually falls asleep*

the next morning

Mia: *is still asleep, snuggled against Walter*

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Key: *is waking up* ...?

Walter: *waking up. He nuzzles Mia a bit* <3

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Harry: *asleep*

Mia: mm...? *sleepily nuzzles back*

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Key: ... :) *gently kisses Harry on the cheek, trying not to wake him up, before getting up to grab some food*

Walter: *he smiles a bit and decides to let Mia sleep. He gets up, gets dressed and goes into the store-area. He sees Key awake and gives her a silent wave* :)

Harry: *asleep*

Key: :) *waves back. she looks through the shelves trying to find something to eat--a lot of non-perishable food had already been taken by previous visitors*

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Mia: *wakes up after a little while, feeling a bit cold. she gets up, and gets dressed*

Walter: *he helps Key look, scrounging around for anything of use*

Harry: *asleep*

Key: ..! *finds a few cans of salted nuts and a box of trail mix bars* :D!

Mia: *comes out into the main room, rubbing her eyes*

Key: ! *waves at Mia*

Walter: The nuts are okay I suppose, but we'll get pretty thirsty. :/ Think there's any medicine around here?

Hary: *waking up* ...?

Key: There SHOULD be... at least, stuff like tylenol and... yeah. Lemme see if I can go find some water.

Mia: Hellu...

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Walter: I'm SEXUALLY excited. \:D

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Harry: ... *he eyes the unopened condom on the floor and decides to lean over, pick it up, and put it in his pocket* >////>;

Mia: I can tell that too. ;9

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Key: *doesn't notice, even when he moves, nearly half-asleep*

Walter: I'm gonna do it - Right now, here we go. 8D

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Harry: *he leans on Key again and soon, he is asleep*

Mia: Don't forget to put that condom on, dearest. :P

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Key: *eventually drifts off into complete unconsciousness*

Walter: Haha, I know. ;D *he opens up the condom's packaging and puts it on*

Mia: *waits patiently, leaning back against a wall* :3

Walter: *he takes her, the action and the actions that follow being a much-needed break from reality*

Mia: *is more than grateful for the distraction, considering all that's happened the past week or so. it was nice to have something else on her mind, for once...*

Walter: *he manages to kiss her neck before climaxing, moaning against her*

Mia: *moans with him, leaning her head back against the wall, feeling all that tension that's built up over the past few days just leave her*

Walter: *he leans on her, panting* Heh... heheh... s'good...

Mia: *leans her head against his* Heh... y'could say that again...

Walter: *nuzzles her* It was good ~

Mia: *laughs a bit, and nuzzles him back* Glad you enjoyed it. :P

Walter: Did you also enjoy it? As much as me, I mean? <:P

Mia: *smirks* From the sound of it, probably, yes. :P

Walter: Well good. XP You wanna just go to sleep now?

Mia: That sounds like a LOVELY idea, actually...

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Walter: You guys are too slow with developing this relationship of yours! Live a little! X3

Harry: D////8< ...

Key: You guys are just rushing!! >////////<;;;

Mia: Noooo we're nooooot. X9

Walter: Well how's this? Live while you CAN -- do you know how RARE condoms are?? Mia and I were DYING without them!

Harry: We can manage. X///C

Key: *nods, still blushing* >///////<;;

Mia: Speaking of which, Walt, why are we still out here? :3

Walter: Ooooh, right. :3 *takes Mia by the wrist and walks with her into the storage room*

Harry: DX

Mia: *allows herself to be led into the room--she closes the door behind her* :3

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Key: Mrrhh... If they start making too much noise, I am going to bang on the door. X////C

Walter: *he kisses Mia's neck* Gotta get my prick up ~

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Harry: Please do so. XC

Mia: I can help with that~ :9 *suddenly kisses him, shoving her tongue into his mouth*

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Key: *sighs* ...

Walter: *enjoys this and does the same for Mia*

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Harry: ... *he scoots himself closer to Key*

Mia: *continues to kiss him enthusiastically, gently rubbing his back*

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Key: *scoots closer to Harry, and rests her head against his arm*

Walter: Mh! Mmm... Feels nice. *he nuzzles her*

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Harry: *he moves the arm to put around Key*

Mia: Mhmm... *kisses his shoulder, then up his neck to his cheek*

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Key: *nuzzles into his shoulder*

Walter: *with a grin, he takes his coat and shirt off*

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Harry: *with a smile, he rests his head on top of Key's

Mia: *grins, and does the same, tossing her shirt and sweater aside. she starts unbuttoning his pants* :3

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Key: *smiles and closes her eyes, sighing contentedly* ...

Walter: Oh GOD, this is going to be so GOOOD! <8D

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Harry: *he enjoys this moment between them*

Mia: *grins widely, laughing a bit* Settle down, we haven't even gotten to the fun part yet. :3

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Key: *nearly dozes off against his shoulder*

Walter: But I'm excited. :D

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Harry: *is happy for once*

Mia: I can tell. :P

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Key: *is content, not worrying about much for once*

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Harry: *he squeezes her a bit, feeling very happy and, for once, not thinking about Todd*

Walter: *he nuzzles her back* It's real nice to see you, Duckie, but I think this would be nicer if we were in a safe house. <3

Mia: You know what? That's a very valid point. *lets go of Walter, but stays close* Hey guys? I hate to interrupt, but can we get to a safehouse?

Key: *sighs* Riiight... *reluctantly lets go of Harry*

Harry: ^///^;

*they walk, the group in lighter spirits*

Mia: *spots the safehouse* I spy a safehouse! :D

Key: :DDD!

Harry and Walter: :D !!

*the group enters the safe house, locking it behind them*

Harry: *is smiling quite a lot*

Key: *is grinning*

Mia: *glances around* ... *nudges Walter with her elbow* Walt. Walt, this is a convenience store.

Harry: *he leans down and kisses Key again*

Walter: Oh my GOD. Condom hunt. GO. D8 *runs off*

Key: *kisses him back, putting a hand on his cheek*

Mia: *goes in a different direction, hunting through every shelf*

Harry: *wraps his arms around her, safe and very happy*

Walter: *looks through the store as if his life depended on it*

Key: *hugs him back, tightly, just as happy* I missed you, you know...

Mia: *digs and peruses the shelves until finally--* JACKPOT! *grabs the box and shakes it at Walter, grinning*

Harry: I missed you too, Key... I missed you a LOT...

Walter: Aaahh, YES! PERFECT! Hang on, can I see that box? :D

Key: I'm just glad to see you're okay... we thought we weren't going to be able to find you...

Mia: Yep-- *tosses him the box* S'the good stuff. :3

Harry: ... I... I actually thought the same thing... I wanted to keep going, but...

Walter: *opens the box, takes a condom out, and tosses it at Harry and Key*

Harry: *is hit in the back of the head with the condom* ?! *he twists himself to pick it up and see what it is... and groans in annoyance* STOP. DX

Key: *sees it, and quickly looks away, her face turning red* >/////////>;;;

Mia: pffffffft... *tries to hold back hysterical laughter*

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Harry: *shoots at the zombies, blowing a few at a time away*

Walter: *sees them* !!

Key: *also sees them* !! *immediately starts shooting at zombies, trying to help them out*

Mia: *is shooting at everything that comes running--she glances up when she hears an extra set of gunshots* !!

Harry: *he also looks up, and a wide grin grows on his face* <8D !!!

Walter: *he slices through zombies, happy to see Mia again*

Mia: *is now even MORE determined to mow down this entire mess of infected--and she does, shooting them without prejudice* D:<

Key: *keeps shooting whenever anything gets too close--immune or no, she didn't feel like getting injured again*

Walter: *STABS ZOMBIES NARGH*

Harry: *is feeling extremely happy at the moment*

Key: *is also incredibly relieved, but she refuses to let her guard down, not when they were so close*

Mia: *is desperately trying to get closer to Walter--she's practically shooting open a path to him*

Harry: *shoots the zombies*

Walter: *stabs the zombies*

Infected: *soon all lie dead*

Harry: *he runs to Key and practically tackles her, lifting her up and hugging her, lost in his own happiness -- LAUGHING*

Walter: <:D

Key: !! *is caught completely off-guard, but soon she's laughing too, wrapping her arms around his neck so she won't fall, hugging him back*

Mia: *laughs a bit at the other two, then approaches Walter* ... Hey. <:)

Harry: *he then, out of complete impulse, kisses Key*

Walter: Hey to you t -- *notices this* !!! *he squeals a bit excitedly* 8D

Key: !! *this catches her off-guard as well, unable to respond for a few moments, until she kisses him back*

Mia: ?? *follows his gaze, and also squeals with delight* 8D!!!

Harry: *keeps kissing Key, his heart fluttering, feeling like the luckiest guy in the world, feeling happier than he's been since... since before he can remember*

Walter: *smacks Mia's arm excitedly* 8D !!!!

Key: *feels quite the same as she continues to kiss him, moving one hand up to the back of his head, wrapping her legs around his waist to keep herself from sliding out of his grip, completely forgetting where they were--all she knew was that she was so, so HAPPY to see him again*

Mia: *smacks him back, bouncing up and down slightly in excitement* 8D!!!

Harry: *after a while he breaks the kiss, grinning widely at her, barely holding back a giggle-fit, himself*

Walter: *claps excitedly* 8DDD

Key: *is unable to contain her excited giggling, and her cheeks redden--she buries her face in Harry's neck, trying to stifle her laughter and hide her blush*

Mia: *puts both her hands over her mouth to contain her excited squeals* 8D!!

Harry: *he nuzzles her, laughing a bit to himself, before putting her back down* C/////X

Walter: *tries containing his excitement so he can give Mia more attention, he hugs her around her waist and pulls her closer to him* <3

Key: *still hugs him after she is put down* Good grief, I need to get taller. C////X

Mia: *simply hugs him tightly, incredibly happy to see him* <3

Harry: D-- j-j -- Y-yeah! Y-yeah, I-I mean... y-you're okay short -- GOOD -- PERFECT - you're perfect, short! ^////^;;;

Walter: *he returns the full hug, feeling incredibly happy to see Mia again*

Key: O-Okay... *giggles a bit, feeling incredibly awkward--but it was a good awkward. she buries her face in Harry's chest to hide her embarrassment* X///////////)

Mia: *kisses his cheek, and nuzzles him* <3

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Harry: What even CAUSES them to laugh? Infected don't FEEL emotion -- well, besides rage! D8

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Walter: Uh... good question. ^^;

Mia: *laughs nervously* MMMMMaybe they're just crazy? <:D;;;

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Key: ...Oh boy. We need to find a landmark, then. D;

Harry: ... Like... a different kind of crazy? D:

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Walter: ... Well, there's... an upturned pink beetle over there, near the large building with some broken neon sign...

Mia: Yyyyyes. Like, psychotic crazy. Straight-jacket crazy. D;

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Key: Okay... Do we remember walking past those? D;

Harry: I don't follow.

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Walter: Well, no, because we cut through an ally to avoid a witch.

Mia: *facepalms* Ugh... like, maybe they were ALREADY crazy before they were infected? And it just kinda made it worse?

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Key: That's not what I-- *huffs* Ooookay then... do we know which way's NORTH?

Harry: Ah. Maybe. I don't think it's that simple, though... it CAN'T be that simple...

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Walter: *shrugs* Key, do I look like a compass?

Mia: Nhh. It's never simple. X( Can we go before more show up? D;

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Key: *pouts* I was juuust wondering.

Harry: Yes. >__> *quickly walks away from where they are standing*

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Walter: Well that's perfectly fine thing to wonder. <:P

Mia: *follows him without hesitation*

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Key: Mneh. :P Okay, so... what direction were we headed when we went through the alley...? D:

Harry: *he walks with Mia, intent on finding Walter and Key*

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Walter: I... am NOT... a COMPASS.

Mia: *hasn't given up on finding Walter and Key, no sir. she keeps searching with Harry*

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Key: I MEANT left or right...! DX

Harry: ... Goddamnit, if there was just some kind f HINT that they're around here, MAYBE...

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Walter: Well, dear woman, I forgot! D:

Mia: Maybe they're BEHIND us... do you think we should try leaving hints for THEM?

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Key: Aaargh... I guess we'll have to go in a random direction and hope it's right.. D;

Harry: Here's my goddamn hint -- *he then takes his shotgun and fires it once in the air*

Infected: *let out cries of anger and surprise*

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Walter: !!?? D-did you hear that??

Mia: !!

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Key: YES, yes I did! Do you think it's them?? <:D

Every Zombie in a Two Mile Radius: *runs to where they heard the gunshot*

Harry: ... *readies the shotgun again, this time to kill*

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Walter: I have no idea, but we should check anyway! D8 *runs to the source of the noise as well*

Mia: D:>!! *immediately starts mowing down the horde as soon as the infected start pouring in*

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Key: !!! *follows him*

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Harry: Well, don't worry. We can shoot them down before they get us. *he gives Mia a small, reassuring smile*

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Walter: *once they're at a safe distance, Walter lets out a sigh of relief*

Mia: *smiles a bit, feeling slightly reassured--both by his words, and by his lack of cynicism* ...Come on, let's keep going.

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Key: *also sighs, finally allowing herself to relax* ..nnhhh....

Harry: Right. *he walks*

A Crow: *caws*

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Walter: *the caw of the crow startles him, and he flinches* !? ... Birds! Birds? Haven't heard a bird in a while...

Mia: *also looks up when she hears the bird* ! ...Well, that's different...

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Key: Yeah, you're right... heh...

Harry: ... Nice to see something else with a fully functional brain... besides us, I mean.

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Walter: ... Crows certainly get a bad rep, don't they?

Mia: Mhmm... Makes you wonder what else is still out there, y'know? *starts walking*

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Key: Uh-huh... It's kinda sad. Did you know they're actually really smart? :o

Harry: *he walks with Mia* ... I wonder where they could be...

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Walter: Oh yeah? Huh! :P

Mia: Wanna risk calling out?

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Key: Yep! Up there with ravens.

Harry: WAY too risky...

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Walter: Well, I ASSUMED ravens are smart, what, with their "nevermore" and such. XP

Mia: Mmh. Back to searching, then...

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Key: Eyup. :P

Harry: *silently nods, secretly hating himself for not taking the risk*

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Walter: So what are the changes of us seeing the others today?

Mia: *walks along silently, keeping her eyes peeled*

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Key: Well, that depends on whether they went in a straight line or not...

Harry: *he shoots a strange, smaller zombie with no lips. It had been laughing and running at him, ready to pounce* !!??

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Walter: Well, we definitely did NOT go straight.

Mia: ...Okay, I change my mind, THAT thing freaked me the hell out. D8

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Key: Good point. I think we should try getting back on the other side of the street, then... don't want to get lost. <:(

Harry: Yeah, well... yeah. D8 Like... frack.

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Walter: Good idea. <:P

Mia: *pokes it with the end of her rifle* It wasn't enough that they had to LOOK creepy, they had to frackin' LAUGH? D8

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Key: Ooookay, so ehm... Which way are we going? .___.;;

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Harry: ... *he gets his gas mask on and grabs his gun*

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Walter: *is also wary of specials*

Mia: *waits until he's done before she opens the door, and steps outside*

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Key: ... coast is clear... let's go before something shows up. D: *goes*

Harry: *follows Mia out and shoots a few zombies*

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Walter: Right. :/ *he walks with Key, avoiding any boomers or larger infected as they do so*

Mia: *does the same, hoping they won't have to deal with any specials today*

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Key: *shoots at commons, wondering how far ahead of them Mia and Harry are...*

Harry: *walks with Mia, sad to finally have to move* ...

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Walter: !! Sshhh...! *in a whisper* I hear a witch! D:

Mia: *walks along quietly, looking around, hoping to find any signs of Key and Walter*

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Key: D8!! *whispers back* W-We'll have to go around her...

Harry: *cautious but hopeful*

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Walter: Uuh... okay. Let's find her so we can avoid her, D8

Mia: *shoots a few commons that run at them* ...

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Key: O-Okay. *carefully inches forward, following the source of the sound*

Harry: *he looks around, hoping to find them NEAR them and unharmed* ...

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Walter: *he's very nervous. As the cries get louder and louder, he soon spots the witch* !!!

Mia: *hopes the same thing--she listens for gunshots and screaming infected ahead* ...

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Key: *also sees it, and immediately starts stepping back tugging at the back of Walter's jacket* D8

Harry: *he smacks a zombie away with the butt of his gun, quickly shooting it in the chest* D8<

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Walter: *he lightly touches Key on the shoulder to comfort her, and puts a finger to his lips. He looks for a separate path away from the witch*

Mia: *spots one of those big charging zombies in the distance, and immediately shoots it* D8

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Key: *bites her lip nervously, following Walter's gaze* 8C

Harry: D8 !! *he also starts shooting at it*

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Walter: *he spots a skinny ally and ducks in, dragging Key with him*

Charger: RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUuuuu-- *falls over dead*

Mia: ... *shudders* I REALLY don't like those...

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Key: !! *is dragged in. she stays very quiet*

Harry: What makes them any worse than the others?

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Walter: *he slips through with Key, treading carefully*

Mia: Well... they get their hands on you, that's it. They smash you to a pulp. Smokers you can get away from, Hunters you can hear coming, but these things? Out of NOWHERE.

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Key: *follows him, making sure to move quietly*

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Harry: *he leans against the wall and closes his eyes. He needs sleep. They both need sleep*

Mia: *also closes her eyes, crossing her arms over her stomach* Goodnight...

Harry: ... 'night... *he tries as best as he can to sleep*

Mia: *her exhaustion beats out her worry, and she falls asleep within minutes. she sleeps restlessly*

*the next morning*

Harry: *wakes up to the alarming sound of a Hunter scratching angrily at the door* !!?

Hunter: RRAAIII!!

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Walter: *drowsily wakes up*

Mia: *also wakes up from this, and groans* Jeez, e couldn't have five more minutes...? *gets up, and grabs her gun* 'Morning, Harry...

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Key: *notices the movement* ! Hey, Walter.

Harry: ... Good morning... *he watches the hunter* ...

Hunter: *screams at them*

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Walter: Hey, Key... Mmmnngh hate... hate waking up...

Mia: Sleep okay? *approaches the door and takes aim at the Hunter, waiting for it to STOP MOVING*

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Key: Yeah... 'specially when we have to go out THERE...

Hunter: *tries getting at them through the bars*

Harry: ... I hate watching hunters die...

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Walter: Well, if we're gonna find the others, right?

Mia: ... I won't shoot 'til you look away, then.

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Key: *nods* Right... ready to go?

Harry: ... Thank you... *he looks away and shuts his eyes tightly. He also blocks his ears*

T - Hunter: *snarls and screams at the door*

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Walter: *puts his gas mask on, wondering simultaneously how it fell off his face* Completely. You?

Mia: *shoots the hunter*

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Key: *pulls her pistols out* Yep. Let's go find the others.

Harry: *jumps when she does so* ...

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Walter: *steps out of the RV and slashes a zombie* Ugh.

Mia: *lowers her gun, and sighs. she pokes Harry* It's done. <:/

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Key: AH! Already? D:>

Harry: *slowly uncurls himself* ... Okay... We gonna leave now?

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Walter: Well, yeaahh... <:/

Mia: *nods* Better leave early before all the zombies come out... *grabs her gas mask and puts it on*

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Key: Mngh... *glances around to make sure there are no special infected*

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Walter: *asleep and comfortable*

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Harry: Why thank me? I didn't do anything except blubber and cry like an idiot...

Key: *smiles. she sits down and watches the windows once more, feeling a bit more optimistic*

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Mia: I needed a hug, same way you needed to cry. We're both just trying to cope...

Harry: ... I guess so... <:/

Mia: .. *sighs* We need to go out and look for them tomorrow... I can't stand just SITTING here...

Harry: ... I know... I'm just worried that we might be risking out own lives by looking for people who we don't even know are alive...

Mia: We can't just give up on them, though... Do you think they would give up on us?

Harry: *quietly* ... No... but... I'm just trying to be PRACTICAL...

Mia: *frowns* Sounds a bit more pessimistic than practical, if you ask me...

Harry: ... They're out there on their own with only a pistol and a sword...

Mia: Walter lasted this long without ANY guns...

Harry: ... It's different on your own...

Mia: How? Ever heard of "safety in numbers"? D:>

Harry: ... I'm just afraid... That's all...

Mia: I am too, Harry... and I'm pretty sure THEY are too... Tell me this: Do you think they believe we're still out here?

Harry: ... No...?

Mia: Great. I'm apparently surrounded by pessimists. XC

Harry: Well, I don't know! Can we just try sleeping? D:>

Mia: That is a WONDERFUL idea. *thumps her head back against the way* uff.

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