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Walter: H'okay. :D *He walks around the corner... and stares* O////O ...

Mia: *grins impishly, leaning against the shelf slightly* Well? How do I look? Think it fits okay? :3

Walter: Dahh... hah... yeh... yes. It fits perfectly. A... a little tight, though. O//////O;

Mia: *raises an eyebrow* Is that bad? Maybe I should go change out of it... :3

Walter: NO! No - no that's fine. You can just... stand there. Forever. O///////O;

Mia: Oooookay. :3 *pretends to glance at the rest of the stuff on the shelves, absently fiddling around with the fake chain* ~♪

Walter: *stares, looking up and down her body* O//////O;

Mia: *looks at him, and her grin grows wider--otherwise, she continues to pretend being innocent* X3

Walter: ... You're being this sexy on purpose, aren't you? D////X

Mia: Huh? Oh, I'm sorry, I'm not doing it on purpose... maybe I SHOULD go change? ;9

Walter: MIA, IF YOU CHANGE, I'M BREAKING SOMETHING.

Mia: Okay, okay, calm yourself... :P

Walter: I want to have sex with you, I want to have sex with you so BADLY...! D8>

Mia: *snickers* I can tell. *slowly steps towards him* Doesn't mean we can't have any fun, though... :3

Walter: ... I like fun. :D

Mia: Fun is fun. :3 *presses herself against him, wrapping her arms around his middle and pulling him closer* What are you waiting for, then? I'm yours. :3

Walter: Oh wait. :o *he quickly separates himself from Mia and runs off gleefully*

Mia: *is a bit perplexed, but at the same time, rather curious* ...Should I wait here? :P

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Walter: *sneaks over and taps Harry on the shoulder*

Harry: *opens his eyes to see the mask staring him down. He screams and quickly takes his gun to shoot Walter in the face*

Walter: !! *ducks just in time, the gunshot firing above his head* HOLY shoot!! D8>

Mia: D8!! *instinctively ducks when she hears the gun go off*

Key: *is just as startled as Harry, if not worse--she reaches over and pulls his arm down* Harry, what are you DOING?? D8

Harry: I-IT'S NOT MY FAULT, WALTER STARTLED ME! D8>

Walter: I-I didn't know y-you'd do THAT! D8>

Key: Okay, I am going to TAKE THESE GUNS, and put them over HERE--*picks up both pistols and she shotgun, and puts them on a shelf, out of reach* Walter, if I were you, I wouldn't do that again. Unless you want teeth knocked out. D8

Mia: D8 ...

Walter: I am already quite sure that I will never try that again, especially on Harry. D8

Harry: Okay, good. D8

Mia: ...IIIIII'M going back in here. D8 *retreats back into the aisle*

Key: ._____.;;;

Walter: Buhh...! D8>

Harry: D8<

Walter: I really am sorry! D8>

Mia: WALTER. COME HERE. D8

Key: >____________>

Walter: OH-H OKAY! D8 *takes off his mask and goes there*

Harry: XC

Mia: *pulls him into the aisle* Never do that again. D8

Key: Mmh... *sits back down and leans against Harry again* ...

Walter: Yes, nearly having my head blown off has taught me that. D8

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Harry: *he rests his head on Key'sand tries going to sleep*

Key: *closes her eyes and also tries to sleep*

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Mia: How about we stay over HERE, and LOOK at the masks. No touchy, no wearing. Just to be safe. D;

Walter: Oookay. D8 *looks at the masks with not a whole lot of interest, still spooked from the near-death experience*

Mia: *goes into the next aisle, and is surprised to find THOSE shelves lined with halloween costumes. Interested, she glances around--and grins when she finds a particular one. she grabs it, looks around the corner to make sure Walter was occupied, and ducks into a small storage room to change into it* :3

Walter: *he looks around for Mia and is unable to find her* :/

Mia: *comes out of the back room in a slave-Leia getup, chain and all. she peeks around the corner, and beckons Walter* Hey Waaalt~ I have something for you~ :3 *backs up around the corner again* :3

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Harry: ... I knew that... >___>;

Walter: Don't worry, Harry, they won't attack you. XP

Harry: I KNOW. XC

Key: <:P I'll go see if they have any food here. *goes to do so*

Mia: ...You know, I kinda really wanna look around now.

Walter: Same. :D

Harry: ... I'll stay here. XC

Mia: I'm sure Key'll be back soon. :P *goes into one of the aisles*

Key: *is digging around* ~♪

Harry: *curls up into a tight ball and doesn't look at the masks*

Walter: *looks around* :3

Key: *comes back after a little while* Hey, I found some food-stuff... Harry, are you okay? D:>

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Mia: ...hm. *grabs a mask, puts it on, and sneaks up behind Walter* BOO.

Harry: I'm FINE. >8C

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Walter: !! ... Haha, very funny. Ooo... VERY funny. I just got an idea. :3

Key: Okay, I was just asking... D: There's a break room in the back of the store with a ton of shelves stocked with cans of food, so we won't have to worry about that... Harry, could you please put that gun down? <:/

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Mia: *takes the mask off, and raises an eyebrow* What are you planning?

Harry: XC ... *puts his shotgun down*

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Walter: Something mean. :3 *he finds a skeletal puppet mask and puts it on* Hey Mia. Boo.

Key: THANK you... *sets her pistols down as well, and sits on the floor next to him* Why're you so freaked out? <:/

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Mia: Ah! Jeez, that one's creepy.

Harry: It's just silly is all - there's no reason. Masks are just spooky.

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Walter: It suits me, I think. Maybe I should wear it 24/7. XP

Key: Ah... *looks around at the ones on the wall across from them* ...Some of them are a little creepy, yeah...

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Mia: Ah, no! I like seeing your pretty pretty face. :P

Harry: See? I really don't like masks. XC

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Walter: Alright... but I'll leave it on for now. For my evil little plan. XP

Key: Well, we'll only be staying here one night...

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Mia: ! Ooh, I know what you're planning... X3

Harry: ... M'kay... XC

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Walter: Muahaha... I'm so mean. *he then creeps over to where Key and Harry are*

Key: *scoots a bot closer to him, so their arms are touching* Maybe you could try to sleep? <:/

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Mia: *watches from around the corner, trying not to laugh and give Walter away* X)

Harry: ... Maybe... *he closes his eyes and relaxes*

Walter: *waits until Key's not looking - he doesn't want her giving him away*

Key: *rests her head against his shoulder and does the same*

Mia: :3 ....

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Harry: Mrrff... D:>

Walter: So's everyone all right and ready? Got your guns? Gas masks? Med kits? Bullets? Food?

Harry: *rushes to do so*

Key: Ah! *rushes to grab her stuff as well*

Mia: *puts her gas mask on, resting her rifle on her shoulder* Gosh, you'd think they'd know what to do already.

Walter: Heh, really.

Harry: *gathers all his supplies and puts his gas mask on* Ready!

Key: *also finishes gathering her things, and fumbles to get the mask on* I'm ready!

Mia: Awesome. Off we go, then!

Walter: *he opens the door for them and heads out*

Harry: *heads out as well, gun ready*

*they all go outside*

Key: *is constantly glancing around for any of the "special" infected* ....

Mia: *seems to have put herself in charge of mowing down small crowds*

Harry: *takes down any zombies that get too close*

Walter: *Same as Harry only with his sword*

Key: *picks off whatever Mia misses*

Mia: *ratatatatatatatat*

Horde: *comes*

Harry: Well, shoot. D8<

Walter: We're ready for them - let's bring them all down! >8D

Mia: HELL yeah. >:D *starts shooting them from afar*

Key: D:!! *also shoots at the group*

Walter: *steps forward and slashes at them*

Harry: *shoots any that get too close*

*and so they took down the entire horde*

Key: Huff... okay, there were a lot more than I remember. D;

Mia: Well, we WERE in there for a while...

Walter: Anyone get bitten?

Harry: I'm fine. Key?

Key: I'm good.

Mia: I'm clean too.

Key: *nods* Then let's go before it gets any darker out...

Walter: Right.

*they keep walking, never once slowing down or stopping*

Key: *spots the safehouse, a small store, and points to it* Hey, over there!

Mia: :D! *goes there*

Harry: *he runs inside with everyone only to yelp, startled, and shoot a few masks off a wall* DDDD8 ...

Walter: We're in a mask shop! :D

Harry: ... O-okay... just... let me... sit over here until my heart starts beating normally again... DDDDD8

Mia: *snickers* Jeez, Harry, chill! They're just MASKS. :P

Key: ^^; *shuts and bars the door behind them, taking her gas mask off*

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Harry: *he smiles a little more* ... mhm...

Walter: *decides to scrounge around the safe house for bullets. They'll need all the supplies they can carry if they're planning on heading out today*

Mia: *gets up and follows him, giving Harry and Key more privacy*

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Key: *nuzzles his cheek* <3

Harry: *he wakes up from this* Mmh... where are the others...?

Key: Hey... I dunno, they went a bit farther in... you sleep okay?

Harry: *smiles* I slept really well, actually. You?

Key: *smiles back* About the same, yeah.

Harry: So... We should get ready, then. *he stands up*

Key: *holds a hand out to him, asking him for help to get up*

Harry: *he pulls her up with his own and, still smiling at her* There. You're welcome. :)

Key: You're supposed to let me say "thank you" first. <:P

Harry: I know, I was joking. I can't... I can't joke very well... D:>

Walter: *walks back with Mia* ?

Key: But I was joking too. D:

Mia: ?

Harry: Ah! Ahaha! Ahahaha! D8

Walter: What's all this then? :/

Key: *looks incredibly confused* Uh... we were just getting up... What were YOU guys doing? .___.;

Mia: WEEEEEEEEEEELL--

Key: Never mind. I don't wanna know anymore. DX

Walter: We were looking for supplies. :P

Harry: Ahaha. Hah. Haha. D8

Mia: Harry, are you okay? :/

Key: >_>

Harry: Yes, I'm completely fine! I don't know WHY you'd think I'm not! D8>

Walter: Aww! Look how socially awkward he is! X3

Key: Harry, RELAX... D:

Mia: Seriously, no need to be so tense. <:P

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Walter: I'm plenty warm. ;D

Harry: *asleep*

Mia: Oh, don't think I can't tell. <:P *simply hugs him, nuzzling him affectionately* <333

Walter: *nuzzles her back, happy* <333

Harry: *asleep*

Mia: mh... I think it's about time we get some sleep too... *leans up and kisses him* Good night...

Walter: *kisses her back* ... Goodnight, love. *he smiles, then moves off of her, lying down beside her*

Harry: *asleep*

Mia: *scoots closer to him, then closes her eyes and tries to sleep*

Key: *zzz*

Walter: *quickly goes to sleep*

Harry: *asleep*

Mia: *quickly follows suit*

Key: *zzz*

The Next Morning

Walter: *awake, he puts his shirt and coat on, despite both being a little torn up in back*

Harry: *asleep*

Key: *is just waking up--she sits up and yawns, then looks down and smiles at Harry* :) ...

Mia: *asleep*

Harry: *snuggles against Key in his sleep*

Walter: *looks over at the two of them and smiles*

Key: ! ... *puts an arm around him, hugging him as he sleeps. she glances at Walter, and only then does her face turn red from embarassment--she quickly looks back at Harry*

Mia: *asleep*

Walter: *he smiles a bit wider when he sees this*

Harry: *stays pleasantly asleep*

Key: *rests her head against his, closing her eyes and sighing* ...

Mia: *wakes up* ...?

Harry: *he nuzzles her, smiling in his sleep*

Walter: <3

Key: *nuzzles him back* <:)

Mia: ? *looks over* :D!

Harry: *quietly* ... M'love you...

Walter: *stifles an excited laugh*

Mia: *grins widely*

Key: ! *reddens even more. she whispers* I love you too...

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Walter: I could be a vicious bear. :C

Harry: *asleep*

Mia: But if you were a vicious bear, you would eat me. :C

Key: *zzz*

Walter: But maybe I wouldn't. C:

Harry: *asleep*

Mia: But you said you'd be vicious. :P

Key: *zzz*

Walter: I can choose whether or not I'd eat you. It's not like I have some horrible, impulsive mental illness that forces me to kill and eat people. XP

Harry: *asleep*

Mia: Soooo, you'd be vicious to everyone but me. :P

Key: *zzz*

Walter: Yes, that's correct. CX

Harry: *asleep*

Mia: Aww. But that would still make you an adorable floofy bear. :P

Key: *zzz*

Walter: I'd be an amazing bear. :o

Harry: *asleep*

Mia: Yes, yes you would. X3

Key: *zzz*

Walter: And you can be a ferret. C:

Harry: *asleep*

Mia: I approve. Ferrets are cute. :3 I'd be so puny compared to you, though~

Key: *zzz*

Walter: That's the fun part. ;D

Harry: *asleep*

Mia: Riiight. So I'd just sit on your head all day? :P

Key: *zzz*

Walter: Or hide in my fur. :3

Harry: *asleep*

Mia: That too. It'd be warm in there. X)

Key: *zzz*

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Walter: *Makes out with Mia*

Harry: *curls up, closes his eyes, and tries to sleep*

Mia: *makes out with Walter*

Key: *curls up near Harry, also trying to fall asleep*

Walter: *makes out with Mia*

Harry: *despite the noise in the background, he's eventually able to fall asleep*

Key: *also manages to fall asleep*

Mia: *continues to make out with Walter*

Walter: *makes out with Mia* This is fun... and the others are asleep. X3

Harry: *asleep*

Mia: Mmmhmmm... Which means we can do whatever we want as long as no one wakes up. :3

Key: *zzz*

Walter: Mhmmm ~ *kisses her neck*

Harry: *asleep*

Mia: mm... *tilts her head back a bit to give him more room to work with. she plays with his hair, combing her fingers through it*

Walter: *enjoys the feeling of her fingers through his hair. He kisses her jaw*

Harry: *asleep*

Mia: mm... *keeps combing through his hair, encouraging him to keep doing what he's doing* <3

Walter: *he then nuzzles her instead, choosing to go the more affectionate route*

Harry: *asleep*

Mia: *is completely okay with this--she nuzzles him back, closing her eyes*

Key: *zzz*

Walter: *he gently places his hand on her cheek, continuing his nuzzling*

Harry: *asleep*

Mia: *puts her hand over his, and briefly kisses him before going back to nuzzling him*

Walter: *he touches his forehead to hers and whispers a question to her* ... Would you still love me if I was a psycho-serial-killer?

Harry: *asleep*

Mia: *laughs a bit* Heh... That's an incredibly hypothetical question, dear. I'm not sure. <:P

Key: *zzz*

Walter: Would you still love me if I was a bear? :P

Harry: *asleep*

Mia: Only if you were an adorable, fluffy bear. :3 *kisses his nose*

Key: *zzz*

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Walter: "Not looking". XP

Harry: D8< !

Key: 8///C

Mia: *grins* You guys really ARE no fun. :P

Walter: You'd all rather sleep, then? I'm kind of tired right now. XP

Harry: >8/////C

Key: Yes. Sleeping. And not OTHER THINGS. :I

Mia: Oh, we're all set on that front, don't you worry. ;9

Key: ... I DIDN'T--I DIDN'T NEED TO KNOW THAT. O////O;;;

Harry: DDDDDDDDDDD//////8> ???

Walter: One day, kiddies. One day. XP

Mia: Yep... one day~ maybe soon~ hehehehe. Sleepytime! *lays down on the ground* G'night. X3

Key: D///////8> ... *can't look Harry in the eyes* </////////////<;;;;;;;;

Harry: *he's the same way with Key* >/////////////>;;;;;;;;

Walter: X3 *he lies down right on top of Mia*

Mia: Oof--Fatty. :P

Key: *now stares at the ceiling* >////////////////>;;;

Walter: No you. X3

Harry: D///////X

Mia: No you. *sticks her tongue out at him* :P

Key: >///////////////<;;;;

Walter: No YOU. >:P *he then kisses her*

Harry: *feels very awkward*

Key: *also feels incredibly awkward*

Mia: *kisses him back, combing a hand through his hair* mm... Nnno you. :3

Walter: *kissing her, laughing a little* Noooo YOU... X3

Harry: I swear to god, we're back in fracking HIGH SCHOOL... DX

Key: Yes. And I would know, I JUST GOT OUT. XC

Mia: *grins, kissing him* Okay, fine. Can we both be fatties? :P

Walter: Okay, fiiine. XP *continues kissing her*

Harry: *to Key* You wanna just sleep? XC

Mia: Yay. :3 *continues to kiss him*

Key: Yes, please. XC

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Walter: I know CPR. |:3

Harry: Pardon me while I gag over here.

Mia: PERFECT. I think I'll be passing out more often. :3

Key: Guys. Guys, go flirt somewhere else. :I

Walter: But it's right and good to flirt in front of you guys now, because you two are a jolly little couple. ;D

Harry: Stop that. XC

Mia: You know what? I wanna see YOU GUYS flirt. :3

Key: W-Why? D///:

Walter: Because it would be fun and pass the time. :3

Harry: You can't FORCE someone to flirt! D8

Key: What Harry said. D///:

Mia: Come ooooooooooooooon. :C

Harry: No. D:<

Walter: You're no fun, guys. XP

Key: It's hard to flirt on command, guys. :///I

Mia: No it's not. :P

Key: Okay, fine, for YOU TWO it isn't.

Walter: You just gotta know how to really turn each other on. ;D

Harry: NO. D8|

Key: o///////////////o;;;;

Mia: *snickers at their expressions*

Walter: Come oooon... I know you two can do it. ANYONE can do it. ;D

Harry: D8|

Key: D///: YOU ARE PUTTING US IN AN AWKWARD SITUATION. D///8

Mia: It's not awkward, you're just too innocent~

Walter: Exactly! It's only awkward if you MAKE it awkward! :D

Harry: D8< WHAT.

Key: YOU GUYS ARE MAKING IT AWKWARD. 8///I

Mia: :3

Walter: :3

Harry: FFFFFF! D///8<

Walter: What if we let you alone ~ ?

Key: Then there would be no point because you're not looking. D///:

Mia: Riiiiiiight. :P

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