Derp Tank

Walter: Well... well there could be, I guess. <:P

Harry: ...

Key: Hopefully, none of us will have to find out...

Mia: *nods* I completely agree. Let's NOT have someone else's back torn open. D;

Walter: Yeah, it sucks! D:

Harry: ... Mhm.

Mia: Harryyyy, that's not talkiiiing! XP

Key: ^^;

Harry: ... I don't have anything to say...

Walter: Because you're just so goddamn GRUMPY. <:P

Mia: Could you please be less grumpy? <:C

Key: X);

Harry: I don't know how.

Walter: But that's SAD! You're SAD, 'Arry! D8>

Mia: Maybe Key could help with that. :3

Key: ! ... :3 *snuggles into Harry's chest again* <3

Harry: When did you get all consciously affectionate? </////<;;;

Walter: Right now. X3

Key: I was unconsciously affectionate?

Mia: Yes, and it was adorable. This is STILL adorable. X3

Harry: ... You were happy and comfortable anyway, so why would I wake you up? >/////////>;;;

Walter: AWWWW! XD

Key: *reddens slightly, and smiles* I appreciate it, then... were YOU comfortable? :///)

Mia: X3

Harry: I was... I was comfortable.

Walter: VERY comfortable. XP

Harry: D////X

Key: *laughs a bit* It's okay, Harry... <:///P

Mia: I can't handle this cuteness. I just can't. There's too much, aah! *mock-faints, leaning into Walter*

Walter: *catches her* There's gonna be a lot more where that comes from, I bet. XP

Harry: X/////C

Mia: Oh dear goodness. I hope someone here knows CPR.

Key: *snorts* Riiiight.

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Walter: Sooo... any people here kill a witch ever?

Harry: Witch?

Walter: The crying ones.

Harry: ...

Walter: Blimey, people - yes or no. No silence. :P

Mia: *bites her lip nervously--she KNEW this wasn't a good topic* ...

Key: ... *quietly* ...we got two... can we not talk about this?

Walter: Ah - I got it. D: Soo... tanks? The big ol' steroid ones?

Harry: ... Never seen one.

Key: *shakes her head* Nope...

Mia: I haven't seen any of those either. How big are they? D:

Walter: They're about as tall as 'Arry and as wide as a double-door frame. And all they ARE are muscle. Their BRAINS are just another muscle. Or the size of a pea. Either way, I definitely have never killed one, but I've sneaked and ran away from about four now.

Harry: Hmm...

Mia: I guess they WOULD be hard to kill with a gun...

Key: Have you found any weak spots? D:

Walter: None, from what I've seen. They're just huge, angry killing machines.

Harry: *shivers*

Key: ...Let's avoid those, then. D;

Mia: Yyyyyep. D; Any more crazy zombies we should be on the lookout for?

Walter: Probably that big-armed one that smashed me into a car a few days ago.

Harry: Obviously.

Mia: They actually go down pretty easily, it died rather quick... I guess it's just a matter of DODGING it...

Key: Which is already hard--they move so FAST... D;

Walter: Well, it wasn't moving AS fast until it raised its arm. Still hurt like a dog.

Harry: So dodge the arm-zombie along with every other zombie.

Key: Yyyyyep.

Mia: ...I have a question. Do you guys think anyone could actually be IMMUNE to this thing? I mean, it IS a disease...

Walter: Hell if I know, but better to not risk it. Like. Don't go about rubbing your face against Boomer puke, because one, see, that's nasty as frack, and two, there is not a single doubt in my mind that you'd turn into a zombie.

Harry: ...

Mia: Ew, no. hat's just gross. But I was just wondering if anyone would be LUCKY enough to just be completely unnaffected by it...

Key: *shrugs*

Walter: It's a zombie disease, love. <:/

Harry: ...

Mia: Well... Well, I can still wonder. <:/

Key: ...

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Walter: You want to go back to the others?

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Harry: *he hugs her tightly* ...

Mia: Mmm... sure. :P

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Key: *is happy* <3

Walter: Alright then. ^^ *he pulls up his pants and heads back*

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Harry: *is also happy*

Mia: *does the same, and follows him over. when she sees Harry and Key, she grins, and says nothing*

Key: *zzz*

Harry: *notices them there* !! ... Oh. Hello. <___<

Walter: You two are cute together. :3

Mia: She looks so tiny next to you, it's adorable. <3

Key: *zzz*

Harry: >////////>;

Walter: Enjoy it, 'Arry. Love is something those zombies can't take from our world. :3

Mia: ...That was deep. I like it. <3

Key: *blinks awake from the voices* ...?

Walter: * hugs her with one arm* I like you. *kisses her cheek*

Harry: Oh - you woke her up. D:

Walter: That's alright, isn't it?

Mia: =^^=

Key: Hmm? Oh... yeah, that's fine... *yawns* S'the middle of the day anyway...

Walter: Right! May as well chit-chat.

Harry: *still holds Key close to him* ... Or not. Not is good too...

Key: ...?

Mia: So you'd rather we sit here in complete silence? Because that's going to be rather difficult for me. :P

Harry: ... I'm not so great at talking...

Walter: This will be good practice.

Mia: Yeah, it's just us, there's really nothing to worry about. We won't judge. <:P

Key: ...

Harry: ... Mff...

Walter: Well eh, you must've done something right if you were able to win over a woman's heart. ;D

Key: ^////^;

Mia: Aww, see, now SHE doesn't wanna talk. Taaaaalk, you guyyyyyyys! :I

Harry: ... You can't force us to speak. >////>;

Walter: You spoke just now. :P

Key: <////<;;

Mia: *pouts* Well, FINE, we'll just sit here and make you some more. :3

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Walter: Ohh, we were quiet... enough. :3 *kisses her head*

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Harry: *realizes that they must have gone to make out some more. He sighs, somewhat annoyed, but stays with Key*

Mia: *smirks, and kisses his jaw* Maybe we should make a racket next time... :3

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Key: *shifts around slightly due to harry's movement, but stays asleep*

Walter: Just to annoy them? :3

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Harry: ... *combs his fingers through Key's hair again*

Mia: Yes. :3

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Key: *her smile returns, and she snuggles closer to him*

Walter: I like how you think. :3

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Harry: *he also smiles and keeps combing through her hair, happy to see her happy*

Mia: *grins, then kisses him again, pulling him closer*

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Key: *mumbles something incoherent*

Walter: *kisses Mia back, happy*

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Harry: ...? *he leans in, still combing her hair, wondering what Key said*

Mia: *is happy to have someone this close... it was a welcome distraction from the horrors that lay in wait outside. she continues to kiss him*

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Key: *quietly* feels'nice...

Walter: *keeps kissing Mia back, feeling quite happy to have joined this groups, happy and lucky*

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Harry: *he smiles again and speaks quietly* ... Then I'll keep doing it...

Mia: *pauses to catch her breath* Heh... M'glad we found you...

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Key: *smiles a bit more widely* M'kay...

Walter: ... If you didn't, I'd be dead. <:P

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Harry: *keeps combing her hair* ^^

Mia: Then I'm MORE glad we found you.

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Key: *hums contentedly* <3

Walter: I'm also glad. XP

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Harry: *he is saddened and suddenly panicked when he realizes he has no idea how to be a good partner in a relationship. He's never done this before* o////o !!

Mia: Heh... So about this relationship thing... you really think we should follow their example?

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Key: *is oblivious to his conflict, still happily asleep*

Walter: I sure do. It... it seems nice. Nice and simple. :)

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Harry: *he hopes he's able to be a good boyfriend in the long run. That he doesn't screw up* ...

Mia: That it does... Well, I certainly wouldn't mind trying. :)

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Key: *nuzzles into his chest* <3

Walter: I also wouldn't mind... *he nuzzles her* <3

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Harry: *he looks back down at Key when she does this... maybe it could work*

Mia: *nuzzles back, smiling*

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Key: *continues to be oblivious* <3

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Mia: mm, I don't mind that. *continues to kiss him, now trying to unbutton his pants*

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Key: *closes her eyes and rests there for a while*

Walter: *does the same to Mia* This'll be good. :3

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Harry: *he rests with Key, feeling happier than he has in a very long time*

Mia: *grins* Mmmmhmm. :3 *pulls his pants down, and pulls his hips towards hers* >:3

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Key: *is happy to rest there with him. she very nearly dozes off*

Walter: Careful, Mia - don't want you getting pregnant, no. <:P

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Harry: *combs his fingers through her hair, happy*

Mia: I know. :3 *kisses him again, moving her hand down to right above his area*

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Key: *hums contentedly--the movement doesn't help keep her awake, though, and she falls asleep, still smiling*

Walter: Cold hands. :3 *he then does the same with her, slipping his hand down to right above her own privates*

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Harry: *stays awake and carries on with the motion, happy to be with her*

Mia: Mm, they won't be for long... >:3 *moves her hand lower and grabs his manhood*

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Key: *sleeps, content*

Walter: Yaaay! <:D *he then begins pleasuring Mia*

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Harry: *is happily being more innocent than Walter and Mia*

Mia: *begins pleasuring Walter*

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Key: *is happily oblivious to everything, as she is asleep*

Walter: *still pleasuring Mia and enjoying the feeling of her dealing with his particular area*

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Harry: *is so totally not going to hell*

Mia: *is also very much enjoying the whole affair, continuing to pleasure Walter*

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Key: *is still happily asleep*

Walter: *after a while of this, he releases, which doesn't get on Mia at all. He cries out happily*

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Harry: *la dee dah*

Mia: *releases a few moments after him, also crying out at the sensation*

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Key: *zzzz*

Walter: Oh gh... oh god... that... that was good...

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Harry: *Ho hum*

Mia: *nods breathlessly* Imagine... imagine when we... get to do it the right way... heheh...

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Key: *zzz*

Walter: That makes me excited. :3

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Harry: *he then wonders where Walter and Mia went*

Mia: Same here. :3 *kisses his neck* Hope no one else heard us, though.

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Key: *zzz*

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Harry: *squeezes back a little* ... I know... *he leans over and nuzzles her*

Walter: :D

Key: *reddens a bit, and nuzzles him back*

Mia: :DDD

Harry: ... At least there's this... this makes all the crap worth it... thank you again for saving my life...

Walter: :DDDDDD

Key: And thank you for choosing not to leave again...

Mia: :DDDDD *looks at Walter* :DDDDDDD

Harry: *stays close to Key, feeling warm*

Walter: *looks back at Mia* :DDDDDDDD

Key: *stays there, enjoying that closeness* ...

Mia: C: *points her thumb across the laundromat--she thinks it's about time they give Harry and Key some privacy*

Walter: *nods in agreement and silently leaves with Mia*

Harry: ... Funny how this happened...

Mia: *leads him to the other side of the laundromat, where they'll be out of earshot, and leans against a wall* Eeee~! It finally happened! I'm so happy for them! =^^=

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Key: *nods slightly in agreement* ...Who'd have thought...? In the middle of an apocalypse, no less...

Walter: Same here, I absolutely agree! X3

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Harry: ... Will this hurt us or make us stronger?

Mia: Now we just sit back and watch it bloom~ <3

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Key: *smiles a bit* I think it'll help...

Walter: Tee hee. <3

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Harry: *smiles a bit more* ... What makes you say that?

Mia: *her happy grin turns into a sly smile* So, were we doing something before they woke up...?

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Key: We'll be more willing to help each other...

Walter: >:3 ... *he pounces on her, kissing her*

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Harry: <:) ... *he nuzzles Key again*

Mia: *yelps in surprise when he moves so suddenly, but kisses him back quite eagerly* X3

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Key: *nuzzles him back, feeling incredibly warm... yes, this... this definitely made everything better*

Walter: *between kisses* Sorry love... did I move too fast... for you?

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Harry: *hugs her close* ...

Mia: *between kisses* Mmm... just... just fast enough... *slides her hand into his pants*

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Key: *hugs him back, nuzzling into his chest--it was as high up as she could reach without having him lean down*

Walter: Well, this is the closest we'll have to sex for a while, anyway. :3 *puts his hands under her shirt and continues kissing her*

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Harry: *rests his head on hers*

Walter: ... So anyway, I really think we should get moving tomorrow. We've only got so much food - food that OTHER survivors need.

Harry: Right. Good point. *happy for the topic change* XC

Mia: Agreed--hopefully they'll have more than these pieces of cardboard. :I

Key: *is also happy for the topic change* Mhmm...

Walter: All this blasted surviving business. You know what I miss? Children. They were all so funny, right? Funny and damned adorable. I liked those tots, yeah. An' now they're all dead.

Harry: No, let's NOT think about that...

Key: Yes, please. X(

Mia: *doesn't know what to say* >_________>

Walter: Well, anything good about the world we live in now?

Harry: ... Stronger relationships...

Key: ... *nods*

Mia: ...I can see that. We need to depend on each other if we want to survive...

Harry: It binds us.

Walter: ... True. That's very true.

Key: *nods again* ...Gives us a reason to keep going.

Mia: *nods, rather solemnly* ...

Harry: ... God... to think this is actually happening...

Walter: Seems pretty unreal, yeah.

Mia: Y'know, sometimes I hope I'm just gonna wake up back in the dorms one morning... find out this was all just a dream.

Key: *nods slightly* ...

Walter: Aww - but then I won't be real! <:P

Harry: ... I'm always wishing that Todd had stayed inside... but I've already brought that up enough...

Mia: *gently nudges Walter when he speaks* :P

Key: *lightly touches Harry's hand, trying to offer at least SOME comfort* I miss him too, Harry...

Harry: ... It must've hurt... you really liked him...

Walter: D:>

Key: *takes his hand* ..It did... but I know it wasn't nearly as bad as it was for you.

Mia: <:( ...

Harry: ... He was my only friend until we met you...

Key: Then I'm glad I met you.

Mia: *can't help but smile a little*

Harry: ... I'm glad to have met you too. <:)

Walter: <:)

Mia: <:)

Key: *squeezes his hand reassuringly* We'll be fine...

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Walter: *continues making out with Mia*

Harry: *waking up* ...?

Mia: *continues making out with Walter*

Key: *asleep*

Walter: *slips his hand down Mia's pants again, desperate to finish what they had started before*

Harry: DB< ...!!?

Mia: *notices Harry move out of the corner of her eyes, and separates herself from Walter* AGAIN? Jesus CHRIST, Harry! >8C

Key: *wakes up from the noise* ...??

Walter: Why're you always there at the wrong time?? DX

Harry: Holy crap, maybe you should stop trying to eat each other's faces in front of us! DX

Mia: We weren't in front of you the first time. >:I

Key: ... >___>;;

Harry: Well at least WARN US! DX

Walter: It's spontaneous! D:

Mia: And I think it'd just make it awkward if we walked up to you and went, "Oh hey guys, we're just gonna go make out in this corner, okay? Okay."

Key: >________>;

Harry: Gaahhh...! DX

Walter: Are we gonna go at all today?

Harry: You're not ready.

Mia: Well, that sucks. *points across the laundromat* Can we go make out over THERE?

Key: .__.;

Harry: *groans in frustration*

Walter: If we make out over there, you can make out over here. :3

Key: W-Who said we were making out? D////:

Mia: *snickers* You DID ask us to warn you~

Harry: W-we're not gonna - ARRGH! D8<

Walter: I too, enjoy pirates.

Harry: FFFFKKKTT --!! DDD8<

Mia: *snorts, failing to hold in a laugh* pffffffffffffft--! XDDDD

Key: <///////////<;;;;

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Harry: ... Then we should sleep.

Walter: Good plan, yeah. G'night, all. *he leans himself back against a wall*

Mia: Mhmm. G'night... *lays down on the ground near Walter*

Key: *sighs quietly, and leans back against one of the dryers behind her, closing her eyes* ...

Walter: *he closes his eyes and tries to sleep*

Harry: ... *he scoots over to Key and rests his head on hers*

Key: *smiles a bit, and leans against him* Goodnight....

Mia: *glances at them for a moment and grins--then also tries to sleep*

Harry: *smiling* ... Goodnight, Key.

*and so they all sleep*

The Next Morning

Walter: *wakes up, stretching* Nnnff...

Harry: *asleep*

Key: *asleep*

Mia: *wakes up when Walter moves* mmmuh?

Walter: *quietly* Good morning, m'duckie. <3

Harry: *asleep*

Mia: *sits up and smiles, also quiet* Good morning Walter... *scoots closer to him* how's your back?

Walter: Much better. I think I might be able to move a whole lot. *he carefully gets up and walks around the room for a bit* :)

Harry: *asleep*

Mia: :D *stands up* Lovely. *smirks* You owe me some makeouts, sir. :3

Walter: Then makeouts we most certainly will have. :3

Harry: *asleep*

Mia: *stands there for a moment, then pouts* Well, what are you waiting for? *grabs him ad pulls him down, kissing him passionately* <33

Key: *asleep*

Walter: *kisses her back, just as passionately*

Harry: *asleep*

Mia: *wraps her arms around him, pulling him closer, though being careful not to injure him, still kissing him* <3333

Key: *zzz*

Walter: *moves his hands under her shirt, rubbing her back and still kissing her* <333

Harry: *asleep*

Mia: Mmm... *is quite pleased, and continues to kiss him, lightly running her hands along his sides and front* <3333

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Harry: ... Okay. Okay watch. Watch closely. Your and your damn suggestions will ruin my life right here. Watch. *he turns to Key* ... I love you, Key.

Walter: AHA! THERE, HE SAID IT! 8D

Key: *her eyes widen, expression betraying nothing but surprise* ...W-What?

Mia: 8D!!

Harry: *he goes firetruck red and covers his face with his hands, pulling himself away from Key* SEE?? I TOLD YOU - SHE HATES ME NOW! D8>

Walter: Now now, 'Arry, she hasn't gone and said anything like that yet!

Key: Wha--No, Harry, I don't hate you! Why would I hate you? D:>

Mia: :3

Harry: B-because I'm weird and I like you and you probably don't like me! D////8>

Walter: :3

Key: *reddens a bit* Well... well, maybe you shouldn't ASSUME things....

Mia: :DDDD!!

Harry: W-wait, you mean...?

Walter: 8D

Key: *turns redder* I-I'm just SAYING, maybe you shouldn't be drawing conclusions so QUICKLY.... >///>;

Mia: *has to resist the urge to squeal in happiness* :DDDDDD!!

Harry: *becomes very silent* <///////<;;

Walter: *claps excitedly* 8DDD

Key: *looks away for a moment, as if trying to decide something, then quickly leans over and kisses Harry's cheek, lingering for a moment before pulling away, redder than before* </////////<;;

Mia: *cannot suppress an excited squeal* eee..!! X3

Harry: !! *he looks back at Key, face still incredibly red, and perhaps somehow redder now. Then a small smile - the first genuine smile he's had in a very long time - creeps across his face*

Walter: *excited. He pokes Mia a few times in his excitement*

Key: *glances back, still quite red, and smiles as well*

Mia: *squirms a bit, and lightly bats his hand away, just as excited*

Harry: ... S'kinda awkward for these feelings to come out now when we're in the middle of surviving a zombie apocalypse...

Walter: D'oohh, enjoy that happiness while you still have it, 'Arry! D:

Mia: Walt's right! Now even more so!

Key: *nods in agreement*

Harry: ... Mmff... Well, okay...

Walter: Yaaaay! :D

Mia: Yaaaay! ^^

Key: Heheh... *looks outside* ...It's getting late...

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