Kurt the Bio-Hog

*AND THEN WE REACH SPACE*

heheh..... never gets old....

((if you can, look up some of the scenes from bbs where they're flying through space. that's what it looks like))

((I couldn't find anything...))

(( well here's one... with Terra and here's another... with Ven ))

Duuuude... 8D

Isn't it somewhat rather epic? :)

Heh... forgot where we were going. ^^;

Pride Lands ^^

Ah! right. We've been out for so long, i got distracted by the scenery. off we go!

Yeah, four months of not saying a thing got kind of awkword... XD

(I can't help but think that I'm spelling that wrong...)

So very very true. hang on! *steps on it*

either way, it doesn't matter ^^ as long as you have it on before we get into space ._. *punches the button on the armor and is covered in it, then climbs onto the rider*

*does the same* shall we get going? :D

yup! :D *revs the accelerator* hang on! *zooms off*

WHOA! *hangs on* heh... yahoo? ^^;

Naww, Sora's just a midget. X3 come on, let's just gooooo. *opens a dark portal back to the carnival zone and grabs chris and runs back to the go kart place* Dark portals don't work right there. We gotta get our ride. :3

(eww, blind spot?)

So are you :P But Riku make Sora look short cause he's SO DAMN BUILT. Seriously, his arms are like logs compares to Sora's! D: But I digress... Lemme just trade in the Stingray for... *Highwind Peak lands in front of us* The only way to get to any world :3 Except KH Wikia

(Short explaination:
Me: *pokes reply button* :3
Screen: *doesn't respond*
Me: *has to move whole screen* :c

I was gonna say, "let's grab a keyblade rider and avoid the gummi routes," but okay XD keyblade ridear are easier to park, anyways.

*all of a sudden remembers how pain-stakingly hard the gummi routes are* o.o onsecondthoughtletstaketheriderskthx

*goes back and grabs the big brown Keyblade, and transforms it into the big motorcycle-like rider* *to the guy running the go karts* How much for two of these?

Guy: ....a lot.

Me: -_-; how much for ONE?

Guy: ...a lot less.

Me: SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGH one it is. daaaaaaaaaaaaaammit.

How... am I gonna get there??? D:>

I can drive, just just sit there and hang tight. There's more than enough room, since it was made for a big dude. We mobians shouldn't have any issues. :P *tosses you a piece of armor, and straps one to my own arm* you could ride backwards and stare off into space. i did that once, it's fun :D

Well, a'ight since it's supposed to be fun ^^ Should I get on first, or put on the armor? >.>;

Damn iPhone...

what, it keeps posting at the top? it's okay ^^ *sticks tongue out* i would be a BADASS lion, what're YOU talking about? XD

Since we're teenagers wouldn't we be Lion Sora-sized? XD

(That and the blind spot in the middle of the screen DX)

Neheheh, i don't think so. *grins* tricky time! *stomps on the rider so it smashes and bounces against the ground, and it lands with a crash on the hood of the car/robot* :3

Rider: *is sticking far out enough in front of the car to cross the finish line before that car itself*

BWOAH, SHI- *has to slam on the brakes with out managing to swerve out of control* .... that was cheap, but you win XD

Crowd: *ROAAAAAAAAAAAAAR!!!*

*flies off the rider due to the sudden braking of the car, and lands flat on her face. she sticks up a thumbs-up, though, showing she heard and is TOTALLY okay*

Crowd: *doesn't applaud at first because of your faceplant, but does after the thumbs up*

Me: *offers a hand to help you up* nice play :D

*takes the hand and pulls myself up* thanks. Nice race. ^^

Thank you ^^ Now how shall we finish this rp up?

hmmm... *takes armor's helmet off* ice cream back on the clock tower? :)

Well, I was thinking we could kill a bunch of heartless in the World That Never Was, and THEN go for ice cream :3

we're already fighting in two other rps D:

Now that you mention it, I could use a little break from fighting myself ^^; Sea salt ice cream sounds fine :)

cool :D *gets rid of the armor, then runs to get their stuff out of wherever they left it*

*shouts out while you run to the stuff* Just don't fall off! :P

*yelling back* NYAH! *grabs the stuff and runs back* ice cream's on me this time. ^^

Okay. Mine's free though. 'member the free ice cream stick? *pulls it out of my pocket* :D ._. ew... it's sticky. *wipes the stick off with a napkin i got from the candy store*

D: FIIIIIIIIIIIINE. i was gonna get us both an ice cream since i won, but WHATEVER. :P i'll go... *epic point* to the ice cream shop! *takes the stick and runs off* BE RIGHT BACK!

I'LL MEET YA AT THE TOWER! *forms a dark portal and runs through it to the Clock Tower, leaving it open for Mish*

AFTER A WHILE

*runs through the portal* sorry 'bout that ^^ here. *hands him an ice cream, and... a popsicle stick?*

........ you paid for both the ice creams. huh? *takes the popsicle* h,h well, I can't control you :P *sits on the edge and bites the popsicle, looking at the stars on the horizon* you know... it's never been night time in twilight town... canonnically.

*sits on the edge* well... maybe it has, but we're just never there to see it.

well, since Roxas has fell asleep several times, i suppose it HAS been nighttime. guess we have to wait for kh3 :/

yup. WHENEVER that decides to happen. *noms ice cream* they announced another game, by the way. for the 3DS. Working title: "Kingdom Hearts 3D." that, then there's Re:Coded, and... some other unannounced title, apparently. we're gonna be waiting a while.

yeah, I saw the 3ds trailer. wasn't that AWESOME though!? *almost drops my ice cream out of excitement* whoops. guess I'm hyped for slashing at Cukoos in LOZ 3D XD

oh yeah, i saw that trailer too XD lolrighthandedLink XD hey, umm, sorry to correct you, but KH3D doesn't HAVE a trailer .__.

Huh. Didn't notice that till now ._. I just saw the screenshots. Thanks for correcting me ^^; *noms ice cream*

heheh. *noms*

Man... If only all three of us were closer to one another. It'd be like this the whole summer. Just us three...

yeah..... *thoughtful nom* WELL, if wishes were pies, we'd all be fat, so no use mulling over it. :/

True. Nice quote, too. I'll have to remember that one.

Credit for that quote goes to my friend Maggie. The "Kairi" of my IRL group. Also known as FuguethatPlaysatWorldsEnd on here. She's not active anymore :/

Ah. I didn't think so. Most people find it boring here. I probbably would if it weren't for you two :P *nom*

To be honest, me too. :/ *nom nom*

Oh, well. Guess that's the primary reason we're all still here. Making our own little fantasy worlds... I don't know about you, but it really helps me through the day. *gets off the edge and sits up against the clock*

*stays on the edge, and goes to nom* you know, my paren't don't get it. they're threatening to put blocks on my account so i can't stay online as long anymore. they don't gett that i have friends here, people i enjoy talking to. sure, it's overrun with trolls and idiots, but... i love you guys. i don't wanna have to give up my time here. *turns back to look at Chris, grinning* and I'm not just saying that for the sake of the rp either! i mean it. :)

You know what? I love you. No one says spontanious stuff like that to me. i really appraciated that Mish. And if that's really the case, why don't you tell her that? Talking solves most problems, especially when your a teenager. If she still say no, try not to get into a heated battle. But she's a mom. She'll understand.

Heheh... don't think I haven't tried. *looks back out over the town* No one's ever said that back to me before either. 'Cept my family of course... *sniffle* hang on, getting a little emotional for a second... heheh... it's been an odd day today...

yeah... same here... *puts my feet up on the ledge as a foot rest* well, I'll try to make this day as better as possible for you. Cause you know I'm always here when you need me. That's what friends are for, Mish.

*looks back, smiling* I know. Thank you. *turns back* heheh.... I'm feeling better already. *noms* I find it interesting that... you two are closer and know me better than most of my IRL friends.... most of them didn't find out about... certain issues... until recently. you guys knew right off the bat that something was up.

Maybe it's cause Critic and i adopted you and we're like your god parents :P Seriously though, I feel pretty damn cool right now. I'm glad I met you both. *noms again*

*the clouds dissapate to show the moon, spraying moonlight all around the town* wow...

*looking down, didn't notice* heheh, same here... *looks up, and stops mid-nom* ...oh wow..... that's....

Yeah... Botta love these roleplay moments.

*The moonshine is reflecting off the sea, making a beautiful pattern. All the lights in the town have gone off, having the moon to light it*

*mesmerized by the gorgeous sight* yeah... especially when you have an imagination powerful enough to see it clearly...

I usually, have to draw it... but this is just... one of those "wow" moments... <:)

*sighs deeply* yeah..... <:) *can't find anything else to say at the moment, and merely noms her ice cream once more, staring out at the glittering town* .....

*feeling the exact same way, letting th moment sink in* *final nom on ice cream*

*hadn't realized she had fnished her ice cream, and found none when she tried to nom on it. she looked at the stick, but was unable to tell whether the word "winner" was written on it* Hey, Chris, you have a light or something?

*pulls out a mini flashlight and hands it to you* this good enough?

it's perfect, thanks. :) *takes it and flicks it on, illuminating the stick brightly. the word 'Winner' was written clearly on the stick* well, whaddaya know.

lemme see mine... *take the flashlight and holds the light to my stick. its bare on both sides* oh, well... I guess you have to have a small disappointment for every grand moment. *looks up, grinning* Even if it's more fair for us good guys.

*grins back* no kidding. but hey, we both have a winner stick now, right?

Yep. So we're both free next time. *yawn* Then again... it's getting kinda late, rp time wise... (I'm not saying that I wanna end it)

Yeah.... *pockets the stick and stands up on the ledge, and stretches* we should get going. i feel like walking today, though. :)

Well, alright. *gets up* It'll definately last with all those steps though ^^;

*sticks tongue out at you* lazybutt. *grins and heads for the stairs*

*walks with you* How does wanting to get some exercise make me lazy? XD

neh. i dunno. XD *starts going down the stairs* i need to do some exercise, i'm getting squishy, heheh.

*same* Naaaw, don't say that. I'm squishier... Raaaaah... I need to lose that baby fat -___-;

Yes, but i'm a girl, and girls don't like being squishy. don't think it helps that when i eat i tend to stuff myself, heheh. XD yeah, i need to take up DDR again. ^^;

I guess you're half right. Looking at pictures of you, you still look pretty good ^^ *is responding via iPhone* :3

If you're talking about facebook, i haven't updated any of those pictures in over a year. XD i'm gonna update it today.

Yai. I need to upload mine too... Found a firework called "Cybertron" and I had to take a picture of it XD

And I just realized that they finished the beach here ._. *we're at the bottom* Speak of the devil, were back in the station. :D

Updated! *looks around* well whaddayaknow. i didn't even notice. XD so where do ya wanna go? we can walk around for a bit.

Walking sounds good. Just so long as we don't end up in Atlantica. That place nearly drove me insane. I was laughing from delusion...

Aww, Mishy wanted to be a fishy. XD Pride Lands? Lions are fun, we can chase some hyenas around. ^^

(facebook pic updated)

The post went up there. Again DX

Ttly. "Mishy" would be cute as a lion :3

(Saw it. Lookin' like you own the place XD)

okay i'm bored--- ooh! *sees a Mappy machine and totally goes to it*

*game over* i HATE that level! *goes over to play house of the dead two* if there's one thing that SEGA's good at, its their arcade games :3

*totally looks away from the game she's playing* wait, THEYHAVEHOUSEOFTHEDEAD,YAY.

Mappy: *dies*

oh, damnit. oh well! *goes to join you in 2P mode*

*lock and load* lets kill some undead freaks >:3 and i dont mean the people in my Geometry class ._.

PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFT. *loads gun* let's do this. *points the gun at the screen like an experienced sniper*

agreed *just points the gun*

first zombie: *POPS UP OUTTA NOWHERE OMG*

*BANG!*

Zombie: *dies*

*singing under her breath* this is the zombie apo-ca-lypse, you've been hearing aboooouuuut; the crowds stumblin' out of the grave-yaaards, leave us noooo reeeason to doooooubt~♪

*Thinking of my epic Thriller dance moment at homecoming*

what's the song you're thinkin' of?

from our musical, "w00t!" there's a whole scene dedicated to the Zombie Apocalypse. i'm an awesomesauce Zombie. and we get to dance the (MODIFIED!)thriller. my parents are recording it, so it'll prob'ly get uploaded to youtubein a few weeks <3

Zombie: RAWRRRRR!

*shoots it, and continues* that thiiiiiis is the night when the dead come aliiiiive and rhe liiiiiving are left. to. shoooooooout... this is the zombie apo-ca-lypse, and there's NO. WAY. OUT.

can't wait to see you ham it up <3 XD

'Nother zombie: RAAAA- *blamshootkill*

i guess i could show you guys how to do the entire thing, huh?

harhar. i'm in the front row, and the music director say's i'm the one that gets most into it/does it best... which, now that i think of the moves, is slightly embarassing >.>; *zombie-kill* show opens on thursday ^^

aw, don't worry. actors have no ego, remember? :P *headshot kill* *hyped* 8D

*wii sports voice* nice shot! *kills a few moar* oh... haha... you should've seen my entrance fail during the junior high show... XD

oh, man. what happened? XD AND I DISLIKE THAT GAME.

lol that game annoys me too XD *killz a zombeh* well, there are these scenes that make fun of the facebook updates (you know, "Mish is [insert status here]"?), and everyone thats in them is supposed to be on the platform when the lights come on, right? WELL... i mixed up the scenes and didn't go out for that, and i hadn't realized i was supposed to be out there until i heard the first line and thought "OH SH*T, I'M SUPPOSED TO BE OUT THERE." fun thing was, i was supposed to be in front of the stage on the RIGHT, and i was backstage LEFT. so guess what i did? as the second person was saying their line (i'm the 3rd line), i sprint across the stage, do an FF-style jump OFF the stage, land with a huge KA-BOOM on the wooden platform, and say my line as if nothing had happened. XD

are you kidding me? that's an EPIC WIN!! XDDD ever i couldn't accomplish- *shoots an axe zombie* -a feat like that >.>

lol the director came up to me afterwards and was all like, "heyyyyy what happened with that status update?" i just went-- *shots a zombeh* -- "I MIXED UP "BULLY" AND THE UPDATE, I'M SORRY! D8>"

bully? ._.

bully is another scene in the show XD it's about internet bullies and how anyone can be one. NOTE: BULLY =/= TROLL. trolls are discussed in a differnt song. XD

sounds like a productive message >.>

the song's fun XD again, you'll have to wait until i get time to post it all up-- oh jeez. *shoots a zombie* that one almost got you, chris ^^;

oh, thank you <3

Final Boss: ^*@^$^)@*#^$*!!!!!

OSHI-!! *BLAM BLAM BLAM*

AAAAH! *BANG BANG BANG* DIIIIIIIE!!

Fugly creature thing: mree hee hee *shot* GAAH!

Boss health: *lowers*

:D *BANG SHOOT KILL*

*ratatatatatatat*

(is it just me or do we do more talking than roleplaying?)

Boss: *dead*

:D

(it's not just you XD)

YAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY~! =^-^=

(is it more fun to talk?)

now that THAT'S over with... anything else we can do? zombies? paintball? anything at all?

We just killed zombies, and i'd come out crying if i played paintball. so... umm... i dunno. ^^;

(sometimes it is. depends on how i'm feeling. ^^)

pfft. try holding your own in an air soft war. my friend had bb's imbedded in his muscles ._. but of course they were surgically removed.

(hows about this. if you don't feel like replying to the roleplay-roleplays, you can just reply to the talking-"roleplays." sound bueno? :3)

....okay, we're playing neither airsoft, NOR paintball D:

(BAH! i reply to all!)

... racing? :D

as in go-karts or videogames? 'cuz i'm cool with either :D

yeah, kinda like... jumbo go-karts ^^;

.........sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet.

Dibs on Fenrir! >:3 *runs to another booth near a Radical Highway-esque track*

HWAT?!??!?! *CHASE* NUUUUUUUUUUU I WANT IT--- fine, i'll just take a Keyblade Rider X3

On second thought... take Fenrir. *walks over to a 2010 Corvette Stingray Concept* Ive got a 30 ft tall robot :3

no no no, i want the keyblade rider. Terra's, to be precise X3 *heads to a brown-copper-and-blue hovercycle-like vehicle* this is a beastly thing right here. <3

still sticking with this thing :3 *clicks a button on the keys and the doors pops open with a whirring sound* *gets in* it's got better milage >:3

*jumps up and lands sitting on the rider* this one runs on freaking magic, dude. it's good for the environment. :D

*revs up the Energon-powered engine* this one is too! :D but not earth's .__________.;

Track attendant guy: *walks up to me* miss, you do not have the proper safety equipment. *hands me a piece of armor* you have to put that on before we allow you to race.

Me: SWEET. *takes the armor and puts it on her arm, then punches the circle on it and is surrounded by a bright white light. when it fades, she's completely covered in armor* OH YEAH.

nice. but not nice enough! >:3 *steps on the gas for a test and the engine ROOOOOOOOOOOOARcas* :D

i caught that. >:3 *revs her own engine so it goes WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH and waits for start signal*

Starting line: *beep. beep. beep. kaygo*

*ZOOMS OFF* >:3

BGM: Driving with the Top Down
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I9PhfUsFvj0

*zooms off as well. the rider has good acceleration, so it keeps up easily* >:3

*the rack is pretty big, ranging around the whole park. a crowd quickly gathers to watch the race*

Looks like we got a mighty big crowd :D

*snickers at your typo* apparently so. *leans fathr over the rider, urging it to speed up*

...... damn typos XD *steps on the gas*

Rack: *HUGE*

*leans flatter against the rider, reducing drag and causing it to accelerate*

Rack: *MASSIVE*

*turns on the turbo, accelerating as well*

Rack: *BIGGER THAN MC. UNT'S EGO, OMG*

Btw, I think he's compensating for something X3

*gigglesnort* wow, this must be a massive track, then. *holds a hand out towards the car and fires off a blizzard spell, freezing the wheels*

*the car stops dead in it's tracks* ..... oh, HELL NO!! D8<

*I reach under the seat and push a random button. the car's front and back seperate and other bits of the car turn into seperate peices. after a few seconds of grinding gears and shifting parts, the car finally turns into a carbon copy of Sideswipe from ROTF. In a small cockpit, I'm controlling the robot manually* (if you don't know what he looks like, you'll need to find a ref. i can't copy/paste on dad's computer for some reason)
*the robot's wheels spin at blazing speeds, melting the ice like it was nothing.
Let's rock...
*VROOOOOOOOOM imcatchinguptoyouomg*

FFFUUUUUUUUUUU--- *attempts to accelerate as best as i can--oh look a turn! :D* YURSSSS. *IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRT PULLS THE TIGHT CORNER EASILY*

tch. Amateur. *comes to the turn, easily turning by leaning and using a retractable blade to balance myself* NOW I gots ya! >:3

oh NO ya don't! *suddenly jumps up and lands standing on the Rider, facing backward. fire sparks in my fingers, and suddelnly--* FIRA!! *shoots off a fireball*

D8 ithinknowwouldbethebesttimetoripofffromthemoviekthx *jumps up over the spells, fires a few shots at you from a energon rifle, and lands aheand of you. but not too much*

(im getting a sinking feeling that I suck at roleplays ._.;)

(no you don't. D:<)

!!!!!!! *leans far enough to the side so that the rider veers away from the blast, but nearly falls off* NOT COOL! *hops back in the seat of the rider, then suddenly pulls up the front. the sudden contact of the engine's magical exhaust with the ground launches both the vehicle and its rider into the sky, clear over her opponent* >:3

(I could be better. Look at Critic. But that's only cause she's so srs about it >.>)

Hey, at least I didn't do THIS! >:D *charges the energon rifle and fires another round at you while you're in mid air* and remember, you still have the keyblade >.>

the rider IS the keyblade! D8> *the rider vanishes in a flash of light, though i am still in my armor. instead, a large bronze-gold-and-blue keyblade is in my hand. i put up a reflega spell and get shot up even higher* WHEEEEEEEEE-- oh shoot, i need a vehicle. *throws the keyblade back in the air and it transforms into a different rider, one that looks like a surfboard with wings off to the side. i land on it and begin descending towards the ground* YAHOOOOOOO!!!

Huh... that's interesting. [/Jack Sparrow] *the robot transforms back into car mode and zooms off, trying to loose you*

Announcer: AND WE'RE INTO THE FINAL LAP, FOLKS!!

Around the rack :3

lovely. *lands, and the rider -- now speed-based -- sped after the car, accelerating more easily than the larger, motorcycle-like rider* yoo-hoo! anybody home?

Well, the lights are on, but nobody's really home... *almost steers off the track, but snaps out of it in time and gets back on course* I need to stop sneaking Platinum at night...

Pfft. you know what i sneak at night? :3 *slams on the accelerator and pulls right up next to the car/robot* this. >:3

O.O ...... You sneak that? ._.

Roleplaying, silly :3 *zooms past him, making a beeline for the finish line*

Well, that's understandable, I just thought hey- WAIT A MINUTE. >8C *practically curb stomps on the turbo and zooms ahead with the last bit of energon battery left in the machine, eager to catch up to you*

Finish line: *one more mile, omg*

(I PLAYED THAT ONCE!! 8D)

*continues pwning Galaga, now w/ double lazars* X3

(SWEET! *HIGH FIVE*)

*already got the first chaos emerald* >:3

*FIRIN' TEH LAZARS!!! is on lvl 020*

*second emerald*

*level 24* >8D

*boss battle* >83

*LEVEL 30*

*level 2 takes a while to get through*

YYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES~! *dashes inside*

*rolls eyes and laughs* wait up! XD *dashes in after you*

*stops right in the entrance* WHERE IS THE GALAGA? D8 i want galaga. o_o

next to soul calibur lets go! D:> *runs to the left side of the arcade*

*right on your heels*

*stops dead once we make it. they upgraded it to soulcalibur 2. in english* 8D

*oh and galaga is there too*

GALAGA! *sticks a quarter in it starts playing* 8D

*quarter falls right out*

we have the vip tickets. you think they'd let us play per play? ;3

OH MY GAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWD YAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY~! *PLAYS HAPPILY*

*smiles and starts up my game*

Nightmare: *is a badass* BEGONE!

Game: *pew, pew, pew, BOOM*

Me: HA!! take THAT, bee-ship thing!! >8D

Nightmare: *impales an over-chested chick and throws her over the edge* my thirst.... is endlesssss!

Me: *bit creeped out but keeps playing anyway*

Me: GODDMANIT, HE JUST JACKED MY SHIP! GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR.

Me: oh HELL NO!!! >8O *dives into the video game- like INTO into it -and after a few seconds a bumblebee ship thing pops out twitching. my head pops out of the screen* problem solved! =^^=

Me: you DO i know i could've gotten it back myself, right? ^^;

Me: paradoxs make everything easier, luv <3

Me: kay, whatever. :P get out of my game so i can keep playing XD

Me: *does and goes strait to playing sonic spinball: TEH EPIC PINBALL EDITION since im done w/ Soul Calibur* C8

*shooting as best as i can from the ground* JUST HURRY UP AND FINISH ALREADY!!!

Timer: MAYBE I WON'- *shot by me*

*bell rings, signaling that the game is over*

Announcer: *in a bored voice* the winner is... *sigh* team 13...

Me: *checks our lazers* THAT'S US!!! 8D

HELL YEAH!! *HIGH FIVE*

*HIGH FIVES BACK* >XD

you up for round two? *evil grin*

i dunno, we didn't even hit the arcade yet... >.>

well we could always---- WAITTHERESANARCADE?!

complete with ddr! :D this IS carnival night zone after all XD

..... *zooms out of the arena, gives back the lazertag stuff and picks up the stuff they bought in 10 seconds flat, then comes back* WHERE IS IT. WE GO THERE NOW.

FOLLOW MEH!! *zoom is off*

*zoom follows* 8D

*time skip*

*pant pant* WHEW. okay... after about *checks wathc8 3 Min. of running and getting a warm up *points to a building about as big as you-know-who's ego* there it is *HAAAAAAAALELUJAH!*

*glee face* EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE~!

wow, you exited? XD

but if you really wanna >:3