Kurt the Bio-Hog

Oh ok--- YIPE! *drops to theground as a shot barely misses me* holy JEEBUS! D:

ffffffffffffffFFFFFFFFFFFF- *starts blindingly shooting everywhere trying to hit everyone but Mish*

*stays on the floor, trying to avoid being shot by Chris*

*tries not to hit you as the timer counts down*

Timer: TEN. NINE. EIGHT. SIX

Me: SIX!? WHAT HAPPENED TO SEVEN!!? D8>

Timer: JUST KIDDING.

Me: *facepalm*

wheeeee--- WHOA!!! *ducks under a shot* jeez. *shoots that person out*

*has an idea and grabs your arm, pulling you to cover* put this on *hands you an eye peice device THAT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH VEGETA* rented `em. shows you where to shoot for bonus points on a victum. expensive, but effective >:3

sweet. *puts it on* WHOA-K, let's get going. >:3

(lol i was playing crisis core yesterday and my hp was OVER 9000 XDDDD)

agreed >:3 on three? >;3

definitely. one... two... THREE! *GOES ON A MURDER SPREE* >:D

well, i was gonna say three first thing, but... XD *PRACTICALLY SLAUGHTERS ANYONE I SEE 'cept you* >83

*pulls a Dissidia FF and runs up the wall, shooting people as i go* YAY, DESTRUCTION OF PHYSICS! >X3

*does the same and rides on a neon light shooting people as i go* only real men ride green streams of *insert other word here*! >:D *lands* lawl, you see that video yet? XD

What video? ._. *dodges around a shot and shoots the shooter out*

you still on the ds? if not- *shoots a guy behind you about to shoot you* -here ya go

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fHEj3XZqEmE

still tapping. oh, thanks for that :D *shoots a guy on a balcony above*

your welcome :3 *shoots a guy from behind without looking*

nice shot XD *hides behind a wall as a bunch of people see the REAL threats and start shooting us*

thanks :3 *drops to the ground and shoots two of them in the process as they keep missing me by a hair*

*keeps shooting* so how long does this game go on? :/

maybe a few more seconds, i dunno ^^;

8D *bouncing up and down* yaiiiii....!!

exited much? XD

hell yeah! :D i love lazertag! i'd play paintball but i think i'd run out crying after five minutes XDDDD

yeah me too. im too feminine for paint ball >.>

its okayyyyyyyyyyy. i'm too tomboyish for makeup ._. HATE it. most i'll wear is eyeliner. so if you see Aakela coming after me, HELP ME.

Line: *moves up*

i had to wear makeup for teh play ._. and dont worry, she only does that to boys without permission XD oh, we're almost up :D

no, i mean, for theater it's OK but not for casual use ._. like, eye shadow+lipstick? NOOOOOO. eyeliner and chapstick? yeah, totally XD OH MY GOSH, YAY. gimme ticketssss!!!

okay. at least you didn`t have to get your nails painted by your sister/friend D: *gives you a ticket* :D

.....what? ._o; *takes the ticket, still confused* why'd you get your nails painted?

they gave me either the "free will" choice, or the "we'll give you a free make-over" choice DX

oh. i'm sorry. D: i got my hair straightened once. it went all the way down to my waist. it was crazy.

jeez, you could be inuyasha if you wanted >.> hell, i could be itachi which i DONT or rather can`t pull off

i have the eyes and height for Tifa, and if i straighten my hair it's perfect, but..... iiiiii can't fill in the costume. ^^; I'd be Aqua, too, but i'd have the same issue.... damn you, Japan, for having all the cool female characters be big-chested! *shakes fist at the heavens*

PFFFFFFFTT *dies of laughter* XDDDDDDDDDD

Other people in line: *stares at us like "wtf?"* .////.

........ *takes your arm and pulls in in the lazer tag building* that was HILARIOUS! XDDD

*grins hugely* I try. but seriously, it's true!! look up Aqua and Tifa, you'll seeeee! XD i was discussing this with my friends at linch oce, the guys at our table were all like, "....", it was funny as HELL... why does Japan never consider the small and flat?? *looks around* oh, we're inside? owo

your not- erm....... im not gonna discuss it myself plzthx >///> yeah tifa's definitely- *smacks self* STFU CHRISTOPHER JAMES CULLEN >////////< yeah we're inside >.>

YES IM FLAT, GET OVER IT. *pats you on the back* its ok, you're a guy, i get it. But mishy doesn't care too much 'bout opinions, so you can say whatever you feel like it, lol. ^^; LETS GO PLAY LAZERTAG, KK????

and too innocent nonetheless .///.; but i dont like to say EVERYTHING on my mind. YES LETS PLZTHX. *WALKS to the gun/vest stand, grabs 2 and hands one to you* >:3

thank you good sir >:) *puts it on* do we get to be on the same team?

depends. how much @$$ do you wanna kick? >:)

a whole lot. >:) mind having a ninja with a gun on your team? >:D

only if you like having a sniper on your team >:3

we're all set then. >:3

fun time! >8D *runs into the room. its dark, glowy, and the only light available comes from the black lights. and its practically built like a free for all*

Timer: *counts down*

Take cover! D:>

*laughs maliciously, and hides across from you* i've played in near-pitch-black with only a red siren light to light the room. this is NOTHING. *holds gun up in an attack position, waiting for the timer to finish counting* team up?

you dun get it ._. *ducks just in time to avoid getting blasted by a bolt of light* one hit, you die D:

*grins evilly* even more fun. *runs out of the hiding spot and past a few others, shooting them as i ran, and ducking behind another wall, smiling as a few other players swore loudly* heheh... >:3 *calling loudly* you comin' Chris??

well... iiiii guess i could just let it go then *jumps backwords and disappears for a few seconds. reapperaing behind a few others, i shoot em all and disappear again. i tap you on the shoulder after reappearing again* guess who just had a monster? 8D

you did? XD guess who just drank a VENOM?? >8D *runs out of the hiding spot, shooting any and all opponents that come by* HOLY SH*T I FEEL LIKE VINCENT VALENTINE! XD *hides after that killing run*

i <3 venom! 8D *grins sadistically and runs past every one shooting them without them even noticing me*

people: WTF hax!? D8>

Me: *hides with you* i love this game *big half crazed grin*

oh me tooooo~! *mimics your grin* let's kick some @$$, shall we? >:)

ladies first *bows and offers you to go first*

certainly >:) *runs out and starts shooting, barely avoiding getting shot herself*

*runs out to back you up, shooting people behind you to double the amount of damage* >:D

not really, but, you know D:

*snatches your wallet* NO. I'M BUYING. >:C

*snatches it back* fine. hur-RUMPH. I:(

put your candy on the counter. >:( *to the cashier* can i get these in separate bags please? ^^

Cashier: *rolls eyes and nods, dumping all my stuff into a bag*

*does* there. happy? :P

very. ^^

Cashier: *counts up all YOUR stuff and puts it in a separate bag. he lazily points at the total cost on the register screen*

M'kay! *counts out monays*

*antsy to get a sugar rush* C8

JEEZ, chris, calm down! XD *gives cashier teh moneys*

Cashier: *gives back change* have a nice day...

*takes change and grabs my bag* thank ya! :D *zoom, out the door*

*zooms out the door w/ you* dont ya just love those cashiers? *caveman face* hurv a nice dai... XD

pffft... yeahhh... its like they have nothing better to do XD *unwraps a mystery dumdum and sticks it in my mouth* hrmmmm.... cherry+orange.... not bad.

i stick to root beer. only flavor i know XD *opens a cherry dr pepper i got for myself and pops a carmellow into my mouth* i LOVE these things, my God ^^

*muffled by the dumdum* i like reghulr mawshmelloz beffer. :P squiffy.

XD *gulps down some dr pep.* feeling... sugar.... rush... coming on... C8

oh FUMM. fo.... do we wamma pway lafertab?

*with a lisp* i thhhhupose we thhhOULD pway wattttther tag XDDD

*takes dumdum out of my mouth* hey, don't be makin' fun of lispspspspsps, ya'll. :P *puts the dumdum bak in my mouth and runs for the lazertag place*

h-hey! dont choke on that thing, now! D: *runs after you*

whab awe u tawking aboup? :D *reaches the lazertag place* WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!

if you fall, i dont want you getting a dumdum caught in your throat! D: AWESOME, WE MADE IT!

opay FIIIME. *crunches down on it, shattering what was left of the dumdum. i toss the stick into the nearest trashcan and run into the lazertag place* 8D

*runs in after you* 83

*sees a line* damnit. *gets in line* -_-

*same* weeeeeee COULD always get fast passes ..>

this isn't Disney, Chris XD

close enough :P

Line: *shorter*

if you fall, i dont want you getting a dumdum caught in your throat! D: AWESOME, WE MADE IT!

D8 *reaches it a split second after you*

*lands on my stomach and snaps fingers* damn. looks like im paying ^^;

what are you talking about, you got there first ._.;

IM STILL PAYING O_O

NO YOU'RE NOT, YOU BOUGHT THE CARNIVAL TICKETS. O_O

WELL YA KNOW WHAT???? i like spoiling my friends :P

well you know what? i like being fair. I'M BUYING. >:(

*sigh* okay fine

take whatever you want. and if you get something cheap just because you dont want me to pay for it, i WILL hurt you. ^^

kayfine o.o *starts digging through the dumdums*

*hunts for dark chocolate*

*pulls out a LOT of root beer flavored pops* :3 NOW for the real goods *looks for pop rocks and soda*

*grabs three bars of the chocolate* oy! did you see any mystery's in there? D:

i guess we'll know when we actually pay- *knocks into a soda machine with TONS of soda. including MD and Dr. Pepper* .............. *looks up and prays mouthing "thank you..."* mree-heeheeheeheeheehee... >83

*sees what you bumped into* oh boy. *runs for the dumdums and starts digging out the mystery and grape pops*

*takes out two dr. pep's* you want anything out of the fridge?

mountain dew please. voltage preferably. ^^ *hunts for snickers bars*

*scrolls down the fridge* voltage... voltage... voltage-VOLTAGE! :D *grabs two*

*grabs a few snickers bars, plus a few crunch bars* Mishy loves teh chocolatesssss....

*grabs a bag of carmellows from a bucket* i LOVE these things. caramel and marshmellow dipped in chocolate :3

MARSHMELLOWS, HOLY CRAP. *grabs a big bag of plain mini marshmellows* i went through TWO of these in one weekend once XD

you told me XD you ready to check out? :)

YES, GET ME OUT OF HERE BEFORE I TAKE THE WHOLE STORE ._. *runs to the checkout*

good idea >.> *follows you*

*dumps all the stuff on the counter* :D

Cashier: ._.; *starts typing number ssinto the register*

*wallet at the ready* :L

*sprints like the f*cking DARKSIDE is after me* D8>

((khwiki is a wonder. search darkside :3))

*dives for the candy shop* <8C

*does the same* HELL. YEAH. >:D

Me: iscribble?

Audio: 5. 4. 3. 2...

oh come on why hasn't it starte- *it does* YEAAAAAAAAAA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HAAAAAAAAAH!!!

Me: kay :3

*totally not holding on to the handlebars/restraints* WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

*clinging to them like a security blanket* WOOOO-HOOHOOHOOOOOOO!!

*the coaster goes around one loop and barely makes on loop, going back wards* HAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!

*totally having fun* WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~!

*after the loop, we're stuck upsidedown for a good couple of seconds* THIS. IS. AWESOME!!! thank God I didn't say sparta XD

if you had, i would've had to kill you XD

*my face has turned purple from the blood rushing to my head* i doubt it cause we're both strapped in and you'd be liable for lawsuit :D

pff. we're artists, we can do whatever we want! i could just bring you back to life :P this ride better move. NAOOOO.

pooooooooooiiiiiiiiii *ride goes for a fuul loop* IIIIIIIIIIIIYEAAAAAAAAHOOOO!!!!!!!

*just laughs the whole way*

((yeah, i laugh when i ride amusement rides. i'm weird like that. :3))

*after a last pool, the rides over* HAHAHAA!! hehehehe... wheeeee... that was fun XD

heeeeee~ yeah it was.... *takes off the restraints and gets off the ride*

*follows your example and takes out the park map* soooooooo... whats next? they've got an arcade w/ lazar tag, and a rollercoaster.

LAZERTAG ._. WHERE IS IT?!

its right behind us-

*in the building comes the notorious sound of 'BLAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!!!!'*

... no wait- that's the..... *looks at the map* wrong one... this way! :D *runs off*

*eagerly follows* :D lazertag, lazertag, LAZERTAG! just a warning, i'm a beast at this.

oh, of that i have no doubt XD *stops dead in my tracks when i spot a candy shoppe* o.o .........

*also stops* hey, what're you---- o.o...... last one there buys. *bolts to the shop*

*SPRINTS LIKE HELL* >8C

*slaps self* no. bad. no sugar for chris. srry about that. primal instinct >.>;

pff. we're artists, we can do whatever we want! i could just bring you back to life :P this ride better move. NAOOOO.

*hops to her fert, completely unharmed* YEP!!! :D *runs down the last flight of stairs, jumps the last five steps, and loses her balance when she lands, falling on her side, laghing the whole time*

((i actually did that once XD not the fall down two flights thing, the run downstairs jump the steps then fall thing, yes.))

*finds this to be hilarious* XDDDDD TWO can play at that game! >:3 *tires to do the same thing, but tries to do the whole last flight and trips, rolling down the stairs and landing on my stomach* ow. :D

((must've be pretty funny XD ooh, ooh! guess who made an rp piiiiiiiiiiiiiic :3))

*LMFAO* you okay, chris? XD

((it was AMAZING XD then again, i was high on MD so yeah. my mind ws somewhat fuzzy XD lemme guess, you? XD))

*sits up* perfectly fine XD

((lawl, id probbably do the same thing XD yes me. ill upload it 2day :3))

*sits up also* heheh. the things ice cream and cookies can do to a teenager... XD

((*WANTS TO SEE*))

*also gets up and starts walking out the door* feh! you should see my acting XD

((you'll see it soon :3))

heheh! maybe i should. XD you should see MINE. prb'ly not as good as yours, but i GUESS it's ok XD

((WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE))

oh, im sure you're awesome! just be sure to leave your ego at the door XD

((no. the wii's over here XD))

oh, don't worry, i'm not a DIVA XP

((but.... we have one over here too!!! D: post it yet? ._.))

GOOD XD

((lawl jk :P yup as you saw :D))

soooooo nao whut? it's dark ._.

((yeeeeeps :D))

Casinopolis maybe? :D

((:3))

iiiiiiiiiiii'm not one for gambling ._.

((you love that face don'tcha?))

..... carnival night zone? :L

((so are you :P))

ooh! sounds fun :D

((:3 ..... XD))

*timeskip* well, heres are ticket stumps, so lets go on some rides! :D

((o u XD))

YAYYYYYYYYY! where do you wanna go? i ride anything and everything. *big grin* *is a roller coater/thrill ride junkie*

((no UUUUUUUUUUUUU))

*spots a ride like a roller coaster exept its a huge loop that can stay upsode down for a few seconds* ...... >:3

*spots the same ride* ohhhhhh yes. >:3

*darts towards it* here i come, screaming vortex's of terror! >X3

*chases after you* HEY! slow down, i'm not a runner!! D8>

*waits for you to catch up* huh. you said you liked it better than swimming ._.

They're about equal in my list, especially with my new gym teacher. DX i hate that damned PACER... *gets in line*

you guys have pacers??? we're not THAT avanced! we get all the crap equipment and our rivals get all the good stuff DX *gets in line with you*

no not THOSE pacers! like, the thing that beeps and you have to have run to the other side before it beeps or you're done? i can barely hit 30 DX i AM somewhat good at basketball tho. and a beast at floor hockey :3

o. i prefer wii fit personally >.> im not good at much. exept being a grunt DX *we're closer to getting on the ride*

meh. wii fit's OKAY..... if it were up to me, i'd go outside and do something but it's too cold to do much of anything XP

i can only imagine XD 2012 WAS AWESOME.

OH MY GOSH YES IT WAS. DUDE. EPIC. WIN. 8D

though i think they kinda over used irony a little much XD

did i just contradict myself? dammit >.>

LOL XD

hur. *the line starts moving* oh look, we're next to ride! :D

omigoshYAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII~!

*i sit down and strap myself in* fun time >:3

good ^^ *noms on cookie*

heheh ^^; FFFFFFFFFFFF its my 50th pic FFFFFFFFFFFF

OMG RLY!? you should get another cookie. :3

not until they approve my 51st pic :P

oh FIINE. *stares at the still-setting sun*

ok now i can take it *noms* ^^

its getting pretty dark...

yeah.... maybe we should head back. *nibbles on cookie*

RACEYADOWNREADYSETGO! *tries to dart off, but trips over myself* XDDDDDDDD

pffffffffff.... XD *nooms the rest of the cookie, picks you up off the ground, then bolts down the stairs* YOU'RE TOO SLOW!

*races after you* SHOW ME YO MOVES! >:3

*trips and falls two flights of stairs* ...ow.

DDDDDD8> *runs down and helps you up* you ok!? D:>

OOH LEMME SEE! *takes the stick and looks at both sides* looks like you didn't--- HEYYYY you DID win! :D

WOOT! 8D take it. you deserve one more than moi :3

nah, lets just save it 'till next time, so we only pay for one. ^^ *stares back out at the sun* so i totally got into this hour-long kingdom hearts discussion/rant with my-friend's-boyfriend-who-also-happens-to-be-my-friend. :D it was AWESOME. XD

*stares at sun while talking* dont you love it when you can rant/discuss something with someone? even if its someone you don't know? :D i know you know him :P

YES. that's ALWAYS fun. i think its awesome to be able to say, "dude, i totally had an epic rant/discusion about (topic) with this random kid!" :D yeah, it was mostly our expectations and theories for birth by sleep XD

hur. i usually talk to Critic about upcoming games and events. even though i got her into sonic, she does most of the ranting XD

i can blame my dad for kingdom hearts and pokemon. XP i blame ashy for the sonic, tho XD yeah. when i rant, its usually about something i find funny or weird. like how Marluxia (pronounced Mar-LOO-sha) has a supah manly/sexy voice in Re:CoM, and yet i confused him for a woman until halfway through my second run-through of plain CoM. XD but seriously. he flips his hair and flowers come out. XD

i blame myself for pokemon >.> and my old old out of contact friend for sonic >.> i guess he has a florid personality? *BADUM-PISH*

lol

*almost falls off the ledge laughing* XD i think i'll use that in the fic XD OH! btw, i'm writing a fanfic. a KH one. 13 chaps+prologue. aaaaall plaaaanned ooooooout. :3

ill be sure tho read that one :3 even though ill have no idea whats going on plot wise ._.

well, it doesnt follow the game. its actually not based on ANY of the games. i've decided to practice more "slice of life" kind of stuff. you know, my life's been kinda hectic lately, i need something realistic to write about. i like the plot, if the fic does well, i'll adapt it into a real BOOK, liek, a novel or something. :3 i have to type up the plot line, so when i do, i'll shoot you an email :3

i know what you mean, its been crazy around here too. i cant wait to read it! :D im not much of a fan fic writer myself, but ive been thinking of doing one lightly based around my life :3

ok, critic seems to be liking it (and THATS saying something) so i'll send you the plotline later, if you wanna read it.

a sonic fanfic i presume? or just a story about you?

id like that very much.

maybe ill just make myself a Mobian and call it original >.>

ok, i've sent the outline.... go read plz.

heheh. i did a self insert once too. only it wasn't a "self" insert, it was me+my friend's ocs..... first fic twilly was in (in her old design). they were a team called "the hurricanes", one echidna, all the others wolf hybrids.

my computer keeps going kaput when i try to open my e-mail D:

yeah. i did that in one of my drawings.

Mish: what are WE doing here? -_-

Critic: lawl, who cares *imhappyplz*

Mish: and poorly drawn?

Critic: ...?

oy! STOP THE LOW SELF ESTEEM! DX i swear, i'll push you off this ledge.

FINE, ill send u a pm later thennnnn....

NOES! D: kay ill stooooop...

kewl. omg, i need to stop procrastinating on MY fic XP

good. :P

did you read my thing? and YES stop procrastinating :P

YES i did :3 kay i just have to jut up a few more pics >.>

did you REPLY?!

and yay.

yeeeeeeeeeeeeeees

eyup :3

*noms on a double-chocolate-chip cookie* yay~! *gives you one*

*gives it back* i don't deserve one yet. YET :P

TAME THE COOKIE. *weegee stare*

I MEANT TO SAY TAKE. *WEEGEEEE STARE*

*looks away and eats the cookie* kayiateitnowdowntkillme o.o