Kurt the Bio-Hog

AAH! you didn't check the stick!! D: it could have been a "winner" ..... *hastily finishes popsicle and inspects the stick on both sides* b'awww..... we'll have to remember last time....

D8 *dives into trash can, looking for the stick*

XDDDDDDD jeez, it's not like it's THAT big of a prize.... it's an extra ice-cream when you go get another one ^^;

*fishes it out* too late i got it already :D *erases the trash and grease stains from my clothes*

*next, not last

1- :3

2- LOL IKR?!

3- omg, 200th comment!

1. *backs away* o.o

2. we're sneaking a twilight joke into my play btw >:3

3. OMG YOU'RE RIGHT! you get a cookie! :D

1- actually..... *chakrams* BURN, baby!! >:D *twirls one around*

2- what, what is it?
2.1- our play is "taming of the shrew" :P im going to watch it because apparently they beta people up :3 yayyyy for the school news channel! :D

3- YAYYYYY!!

1. *COWERS* DDD8>

2- Actor #1: "I just don't understand! With all these writers who've only written for one month, and acting teams and........ TWILIGHT."
Actor #2: "I drew the cover for that! >:O"
Actor #1: "IT WAS AN APPLE!! >8C"
2. we're doing an original one. "Manuscript Mayhem". we're all writers. an fish XDDD (inside joke)

3. *draws up a cookie* :3

1- dun worry, i wont use 'em. got that memorized? now let's go get some ice cream. :3

2- oh LAWLZZZZZZZZZZZ XD

3- YAY! *nomz*

1. awesome! *goes*

2. twas my idea :3

1- *puts the chakrams away* OKAY then we go sit on a tall building, not fall, stare at the sun, and laugh randomly :3

2- *applauds*

3- oh, pish posh. *gives you half*

1. sounds like a plan ^^

2. *bows*

3. thank you, miss! :D *nomz*

1- YAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII *runs off to random ice cream store*

2- :P

3- ^^ *noms*

1. *runs wit you*

2. >.>

3. *BIG NOM with a gulp of milk* thiiiiiis is the life -v-

1- *to random lady behind the counter* two seasalt ice creams please? :D *obtains ice cream and runs out*

2- lol.

3- yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep.

(brb dinner)

and an extra lemon sorbet with gummy bears and marshmellow syrup plz. thank you~ :D *runs out wit you*

you know, the point of this whole thing is to replicate a videogame scene, riiiiiight? :P

oh. ok. *throws em away*

XD *heads up the hill to the station tower*

(ok NOW its dinner time >.>)

*runs along side you* :D

*reaches the bottom of the clock tower* fffffffffffffff. stairs. *sighs* let's do this. *runs inside and right for the stairs*

*sigh* lets go *runs right behind you around the stairs*

*after ten flights of stairs*

*finally reaches the top* HUFF... HUFFF. OKAY THEN. *catches breath* whoo. a'ight. *sits on the ledge, and holds out one of the blue popsicles* ice cream? ^^

*joins you and take the popsicle* plz ^^

*sits and stares at the sunset* .... *sighs and noms ice cream*

*noms popsicle* as cheery and awesome as this is, can we stop ruining our eyes? XD no, jk :P

hahah XD *lightly pushes you* don't you be falling off now :P

*doesnt* you told me not to, so i guess i have to obey :P

heh. only roxas fell of, and that was apparently a dream, so yeah. lol. axel roxas and xion would always be pushing and shoving each other up here, and none ever fell, so i guess it's not canonly possible to fall. *rant over* ...wow, that probably made no sense. ._.

mede sense to me. great minds think alike ^^ and actually understand what the other says XD

HECK YES! *victory pose* just make sure to not stand up on the ledge suddenly. OH MY GOSH, ROXAS PULLED A SILVER. XDDDDDDDDD

*DIES* WHYYYYYY!?!?!? WHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHY!?!?!? DDDDDDDX kay im done :P *finishes popsicle*

no no no, it was just one line........ *clears throat* ..... "IT'S NO USE!" XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

oh. that one. thats less annoying :P

heheh. i gotta tell that one to critic when she come sback, she makes fun of it all the time XD *noms ice cream* ...which one were you thinking of? XP

*FIST* that one :3 *bites out of other ice cream*

lol NO XD no that one XD *noms ice cream* at least he doesn't yell *points* "FAKER!!" when he first meets sora XD

no kidding XD at least anti-sora didnt say "looks like its back to the drawing board!" XDDD (brb)

oh NIIIIIIIICE. *noms ice cream*

irk? c: *NOM*

heheh. *stares at sun again* goin' trick-or-treating tomorrow.

*stares also* im havin a party. then going to the AWESOME haunted house. but this is their last year :c

jeez, that sucks..... better be good, then. we're doing a marathon this year. running through four subdivisions, ending on mine. *noms*

lucky you :P ive been trying to find something i can do thats productive, but im just not a sports person... *stares at my ice cream, then noms the last of it, starting to eat the cone*

me neither.... umm... you think eating a popsicle stick is a good idea? ^^;

ice creams: *are POPSICLES XD*

i though you got ice creams *the stick is already in my throat*

*whomps your back to make it come out* yeah, it's because they called it "ice cream" in the game! XD like DIS. http://reveriedream.deviantart.com/art/Kingdom-ICE-62573855

O

i need to get that DX soon as i stop being addicted to the force unleashed :3

OMG MY DAD PLAYS DAT GAME. :3

huuuuuuuuuur. my dad's stuck on lego star wars. which I bought DX

LAWL. *ice cream nom*

its not that funny when its your game D: *throws away stick*

*brb setting the table >.>

3. *in a jeeves the butler-like voice* mine is but to serve <:|

Mecha: ffffzzzgttzzzzz.... *eyes turn red instead of green, and she suddenly shoots out a burst of flame*

Me: brb dinner

Vamp: *flies away from it, snatching his katanas and elevating, knowing that mecha is handicapped and cannot reach him there*

Mecha: *jumps up, boosting her leap with her engine, and swipes at him, scratching him in the leg*

me: kk.

Vamp: *tries to avoid it, but get slit on his ankle. dives towards mecha, katana first*

Mecha: *due to the glitsch, doesn't react fast enough*

Me: *bites fingernails( don't bust her up TOO bad... she'll be HELL to fix! DX

Vamp: *understands this and retracts the katanas. instead ramming into its stomach, covered in a cocoon like chain wrap*

Mecha: *is bashed into* ZZZZZZTTTT!!! *collapses sideways onto the ground, sparking*

Vamp: *crashes into the ground, still engulfed in chains, and emerges with each chain rushing back into him until they're all gone. he still keeps his distance, aware that it might be faking it*

Mecha: ZZZzzzzzzztttzzzttt..... *dead as a doornail*

Vamp: *relaxes and reverts his wings back to a jacket* that vas a good work out...

Me: and i'm gonna have an even better one fixing her XD

Mecha: *sparkspark*

Vamp: um... yeah sorry about dat.

Me: can i program 'er? :3

Me: noooo... i already had a new one set. *holds up a chip NO NOT THE CHARACTER* ^^

Me: oh good :D thank you for not holding up chip the dog fairy thing. i would have really hated to have blasted your hand off along with him :D

Me: AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO GOT EMO WHEN CHIP DIED?? sometimes i feel like i'm the only one who found him utterly adorable.

Me: thats cause its probably true >.>

Girl at my school: *in a perfect navi voice* HEY! LISTEN! *continues for the rest of lunch* :D

Me: STFU AMBER!!! DDDX

Me: my friends do that too XD but really. why is chip SO BAD?

hes generic, the least bit useful, annoying, and voiced by silver

1. don't bash silver, kay? D:<

2. how is the god of light not useful? iiiiii don't think there'd BE a sonic unleashed WITHOUT chip.

1. *razz* >:D

2. because there'd be no plot. because hes a plot device :P

1: *points a machine gun* >:D

2: EXACTLY. the game would not be complete without him. it's like bashing the daemons, you do that, they come and bite your head off. :3

1. *raises hands* O.O

2. just like the twilight fan-base! D:>

Mecha: CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. RECONFIGURING ATTACK STRATEGY. LOADING... *replaces the flamethrower with the machine gun, and opens her mouth*

Vamp; *extends both katanas and sticks them both into the ground, leaving them there. he lets a chain extend from his forearm and spikes grow from it. he swings it waiting for the next move mecha will mave*

Mecha: *suddenly takes off with a big boost from her engine. she rains bullets on the hybrid as she swoops over*

Vamp: *as if the chain had a mind of its own, it stops the bullets in midair, impaled on each spike. he then whips a second chain from his free arm and it latches on to mecha's legs, pulling vamp along with it*

Mecha: *claws at the chain with her front legs, and flies in loops to try to free herself*

Vamp: *he hangs on, trying to climb foreword with some difficulty in keeping his balance*

Mecha: *pulls a spinning corkscrew. i.e., MUCHO SPINNING*

Vamp: t-t-this i-is w-w-w-w-where it g-gets a l-little... *looks a little pale even though he's a freaking vampire*

Mecha: *is a machine, therefore does not feel fear or anxiety. she keeps up the maneuver to the best of her capability*

Vamp: *finally deciding to go to a different tactic, he releases the chains grip and goes spiraling out of control, but manages to regain his focus. and stomach* uugh... chow fun... WHY is it ALWAYS chow fun?

Mecha: *pulls out of the spin and levels out, hovering in the air* PERHAPS DIFFICULTY LEVEL IS TOO HIGH?[/font]

Vamp: no i just ate something last night. keep going! *dives to retrieve katana blades*

Mecha: *dives for the katanas, and snatches them up in her jaws*

Vamp: *gets a little ticked off as those are private possessions and wraps a chain around his fist, spikes included, and punches mecha from the side of its face*

Mecha: *BAM, is hit. a small dent is made and her jaws open slightly, and the katanas slide out. she makes a strange mechanical whirring sound and slams her foot into the katanas and digs her claws into the ground, firmly pinning them to the ground* EASIER TO DEAL WITH TARGET WHEN DISARMED.[/font] *opens mouth and starts shooting at vamp again*

Vamp: *blocks his vital organs with both fists w/ chains around them. think iron man. he is still being grazed by the bullets and winces* no pain... no- ERG- gain.

Mecha: *stops the assault* REPEAT REQUEST. LOWER DIFFICULTY?[/font]

Vamp: no. *slowly starts to regenerate* i have learned to live vith pain. it is just a part of who i am. *he removed the chains from his arms, covered in holes from the spikes in his chains, but no blood is dripping. they start to seal back up*

Mecha: ACKNOWLEDGED.[/font] *keeping the katanas pinned down, she swings her huge METAL tail at him*

Vamp: *is hit by it, but counters the weight and swings mecha around once and into a random rock* clearly i am clever, non? *his regeneration stopped for a moment due to him moving, but resumes*

Mecha: *bashes into the rock, crumpling a part of her wing* DAMAGE SUSTAINED. FOE APPEARS TO REGENERATE. REFORMULATING ATTACK STRATEGY.[/font] *suddenly shoots a big heavy net out of it's mouth*

Vamp: *he gets caught in the net and tries to break free using a spike from his chain. its not a saw, so its taking a few seconds* c'mon, c'mon!

Mecha: *advances towards the trapped hybrid. her wing is visibly damaged*

Vamp: *his adrenaline rush is over and he's thinking clearly again* wait... vat am i doing? *he extends the chain further with all the spikes and slashes through the net. he notices mecha coming and prepares himself*

Mecha: *suddenly runs forward at an unusually high speed (not nearly as fast as sonic, but fast for how you'd thing a big metal thing would run) and slashes at vamp, huge claws extended*

Vamp: *he wraps the chain around his full body when mecha charges and it takes the hit from mecha, latching onto its claw. Vamp then emerges from it and runs faster and faster around mecha, obviously trying to disable it by binding its feet*

Mecha: *sees what he's trying to do and sticks her tail out to trip him*

Vamp: *rams into it head on, but thinks fast and grabs the tail while he still has momentum going, swinging mecha around and throwing it away once more*

Mecha: *anticipates this situation, and lands on her feet, sliding a bit. she shoots at him out of her mouth again*

Vamp: *he backflips multiple times, pushing off with his legs in a leap, and landing on a wall, clinging to it spider-man style*

Mecha: *runs at him, boosting her speed with her engine, aiming to squash him against the wall with her head*

Vamp: *rushes out of the way, running on the wall on all fours. very un-vampiric*

Mecha: *bashes into the wall head-first*

Me: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF.

Me: why for you fffff?

Vamp: *stops a moment on the wall, still on all fours*

Me: because my robot just bashed into a wall. HEAD FIRST. WHERE IT'S THINKING-SYSTEMS ARE. beware of glitchy behavior. o_o; *hides*

Mecha: zz.zzzzzgzzt..... *backs away from the wall, sparking a bit*

Me: wait for meh! D8 *dives behind your hiding place*

Vamp: mmmmmmmmmrr... *puts on his game face and forms his wings again*

b'aww. OMFG MY FRIENDS ARE EMBARASSING MEEEEEEEEEEE!!! >/////<;

they teasing you about mcsnapple? XD

here's what happened:

Me: lol so like, did i tell you about how mcsnapple kicked my butt in brawl? *tells them*
Friends: XD
Friend 1: lol that sounds like fun XD
Friend 2: my my, you have SUCH romantic dates!
Friend 1: I KNOW RIGHT?
Me: har har har. -////-;
Friend 2: haha, if that was just a date, imagine the wedding!! XDDDD
Friend 1: XDDDD
Me: O///////O; GUYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYS!!!! *turns knuckles-red*
Friends: XDDDDDDD

*ok seriously, stop it ive been stone cold dead for about 3 hours*
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

that would suck ._.

what, being embarassed or being married at my current age? cuz i think they BOTH suck XD

well, now that you mention it XDDD

:P

yeah :P to you too

*RAZZEZZZZZZZ*

OI!!! >:o *RAZZZZZZZZZZ*

don't make me call mecha over here. >:(

you started it!! DX

I'LL STILL CALL MECHA! O_O

ILL call perfect! >:C

MECHA CAN NOM ON DEMONS, SHE'S A MECHANICAL DRAGON.

what make you think i have a problem with perfect getting the crap beaten out of him? XD

................poooooooooooooooooooooint.....

well, you still wanna beat the crap outta an imaginary anthro? :P

Me: YES.

Mecha: *lands with a loud WHUMP* REPORTING. WHAT IS YOUR COMMAND?[/color]

actually ive got someone who needs a little more screen time. how about-

Vamp: hi.

Me: STOP IT, DAMMIT!! DX

Vamp: can i help it if you're oblivious?

Me: *glare*

Mecha: ......

Me: i really wish i didn't have to type all that bbcode stuff out EVERY SINGLE TIIIME.... Mecha, load the practice fight.

Mecha: ANALYZING OPPONENT. SPECIES: HEDGECOYOTE. VAMPIRIC. FORMULATING ATTACK STRATEGY. *wings open up defensively, and she opens her mouth, as if to roar, but no sound comes out* LOADING...

Vamp: hmm... I've never had to face a beast of mechaniloid origin. this should be an interesting tvist. *his jacket goes SWOOSH turning into wings which is totally not a reference to meta knight. he open his palm, the tip of his first of the twin katana blades protruding from his palm*

Me: I wish i weren't so damn SPECIFIC bout my writing. but that IS annoying.

Mecha: FLIGHT CAPABLE. WEAPON GENERATION. RECONFIGURING ATTACK STRATEGY.

Me: i'ma puttin' this here so i can just copy-paste. [co lor= gre en ][font=][/f ont][/c olor][/font]

Vamp: ill make you a deal... *his seems to relax his posture a little* ill let you have ze first move.

Me: you're thinking. unlike me XD

Mecha: OPTION NOT LOGICAL. ATTACKING FIRST ONLY GIVES OPPONENT ADVANTAGE. *suddenly shoots at vamp with a machine gun out it's mouth*

Vamp: somuchforzattactic *both katanas are fully extracted now. he slices at the bullets at lightning fast speeds, cutting them clean in half as they are deflected*

Mecha: SPEED HIGHER THAN ANTICIPATED. *closes mouth, and when it opens it again, the machine gun had changed to a flamethrower. it shoots out a burming tongue of flame*

Vamp: *he jumps up away from the flame, hovering in place out of fear, as fire is one of the vampires weakness'. TAKE THAT STEPHANIE MYER :P*

Mecha: *seems to grin, even though this is impossible* WEAKNESS IDENTIFIED. UPDATING ATTACK STRATEGY... SETTING LIMITATIONS.... COMPLETE. *takes off after vamp and opens its mouth, ready to fire another blast*

Vamp: *he realizes what has happened and quickly enacts a counter move. he retreacts one blade and sends a chain lashing toward MD like a tendril*

Mecha: ! *swerves to the side, and then nomz on the chain, yanking it hard to pull vamp towards her. she hovers in place with her engine*

Vamp: !! not bad, you. *he deliberately races past mecha, dive bombing to the ground. the chain, as if it had a will of its own, wraps around mechas muzzle and pulls it along with vamp*

Mecha: !!! *is jerked around. she spits a small burst of flame in an attempt to melt the chain*

Vamp: *the chain coming from his body, he feels a slight burn and winces but continues towards the ground. the chain is barely holding*

Mecha: *suddenly flaps hard and jets with her engine, trying to pull away*

Vamp: *the chain breaks and Vamp grimaces while rectacting the rest of it. he detracts both of his katana and plunges them into the ground to keep him from sliding too far away as he lands* mmmmmmph... damn.

Mecha: *hovers in the air, tilting her wings slightly to stay straight* STRATEGY IS OVER-EFFECTIVE. LOWER DIFFICULTY LEVEL?

Vamp: just keep ze fire out of ze equation, and we'll be on even terms

uh, yeah. i'm horny, yeah.

♪girl, you FIIIIiiiiIIIIiiiiIIIINE~!♪

you know they always have to say "smooth" "soft" and "silky" in every song, like

girl, u-ch-uh-uh---u-ch-uh-uh- you're smooooth -u-ch-uh-uh---u-ch-uh-uh-- yeah you soft-- u-ch-uh-uh--- GIRL YOU FIIIIIiiiiIIIIIiiiIIIINE~!♪

*moar dying*

I already have names picked out, you know. first kid, boy, girl, i dont care, i'm gonna name it "rrrrrrrr." i think it's BEAUTIFUL. it's feminine, but strong at the same time. time for bed, rrrrr. I SAID TIME FOR BED, RRRRRRRR. NO COOKIES, RRRRRRR!!!! D8<

*aint gettin any deader*

XDDDDD ok, i'll stop! XDDDDDD

*too late, im dead as a doornail*

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF. *gets the aed machine* ima skipping CPR!! >///>; wake up NAO or i ZAPZZ YAAAAA!!!

*not waking up*

FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINE!!! CLEAR!!! *ZZZZZAAAAAAAAP*

*i wake up with my fur singed* o___o; ........ what... just happened?

you died of funny and i wasn't about to give you cpr. >////>;

O///O; erm... thanks...

YOU'RE WELCOME ^^;

um... yeah ^^;

eyup. >.>

hey hey hey guess whut? O_O

chicken butt :D jk, wut? o.o

i got asked to homecoming O_O;

omg, REALLY!? and YOU said guys dont check you out ;D

har har har. guess who it was?

.....McSnapple.

*hides in a bunker* i said yes. don't kill me. O_O;

CRITIC TOLD YOU TO STAY AWAY FROM HIM, GODAMMIT. >8C *drags you out*

WELL I DIDN'T! *smacks you hand to let me go* you haven't seen how he's changed, Chris.

*lets go* sigh... i guess ill take your word for it

please do.

but at the first sign of trouble, get yourself outta there. ok?

i'm not expecting any, but okay. just so you know, all of my friends have "dealt with" him before, and when i told them he asked me, they squealed and glomped me all at once. it hurt.

oh, man. you better get that glomp mark checked out XD but seriously, please be on your toes. i dont want this ending up like last time.

this time is different. and if you ask any one of my friends, they'd agree with me. he's a lot less of a..... jerk. i really hope this goes well...... guess i just gotta wait and see...... wait until the 17th.... fffff..... *hangs head*

*pats you on the back* its okaaaaaay. time will tell, right? <:)

most definitely..... !!! aw crap. i have to find a dress now. FFFFFUUUUUU--- *brick'd*

ugh... shopping for stuff is a dog...

i know what i want, though. i'll draw it later. omg he's buying my ticket! eeee~! XD

then be prepared to turn red again :P he really does sound nice this time around :D

yuuuup~! omg moar proof!

he asked me to play SSBB w/ him over wifi today, so we sit thar + smash for a long while..... and i lose every single match. XD i swear to god, he's a better sonic than critic. so i get back on aim after my wii malfunctions and turns itself off and i say "is that why you wanted me to smash? so you could kick my @$$? XD" he says "i just wanted to see how good you were" i say "well now you know DX i suck." now, here's what got me. he could've come out and agreed with me, saying something like "lol you do". but INSTEAD, he says, "just one tip, USE MORE AERIALS."

just a few months ago, he would've pointed and laughed. :)

wow. im impressed. things are looking up, Mish! ^^

*tail wags at high speeds* i KNOOOOOOOOW~!!!!

hey, unleashed musics! *looks at ipod* dragon road-night. :3

YUS!! holy crap, tial waggage! :O

im listening to seven rings in hand :3

lol.... *tail still wagging*

*looks at ipod* cool edge-night---- oh wait, just ended. Paramore-When it Rains.

yai ^^

im on the school computer so no music for me D:

Me: but seriously, im cool with that. it was hard not to get conceited after that dance XD

Me: PSHHHH. if i were you i would've gloated so much, my friends would have had to duct-tape my mouth shut XD

Me: honestly, do you have to be better than me at EVERYthing? -.- XD

huhwhat? nooo... you're WAY more hilarious than i!!! if you hung out with our group in the morning, we'd get kicked out of the library cuz we'd be so loud! and they already have to shush us XD

dunno about that. im better at self control. just immature at the wrong times :P

am noooooot! you gotz some good stuffs too :3

i can't be funny on purpose. unless i just quote something else. dog, ZOMBIE IN THE ROOM! SHOOT EM IN THE HEAD, SHOOT EM IN THE HEAD! SHOOT EM! GRAB THE SHOTGUN!! YOU WANNA LOAD IT?? WE DID THAT shoot FOR YOU!! XD

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IchUU5soSFo

iii saw that before yooou diiiid~ :3

HIS AXE IS ON FIRE HE KILLED YOUR PARENTS!!! dog, THIS AIN'T A CUT SCENE!!! PRESS A PRESS A!!! JUMP GYPSY, JUMP!!!! XDDD

actually, i saw it a few months ago XD

BOXEN. I HAD A LOT OF BOXEN. O_O

tee hee. MOOSEN!!! I SAW A FLOCK OF MOOSEN!!! THERE ARE MANY MUCH MOOSEN!!!!

well, it's a CUP.... with DIRT in it.... i call it a CUP OF DIRT. XD

DA BIG YELLOW ONE IS DA SUN!!!

yes yes, thats very intere-

DA BIG YELLOW ONE IS DA SUN!!!

ALRIGHT!!! >8O

Whenever i hear that, i think of Big XD

XD

they should've called it speak like the DEVIL.

a-e-i-OOO-uuuuuu.... fralagagagagaaaarrrr....!!!

i was cared it would wake me up in the middle of the night and go "PLAY WIT MEH O_O"

A-B-C-D-E-F-G, I WILL KILL YOUR FAMILYYYYY~ >8O

XDDD

MOM, sOmEtHiNg'S WrOoOoOoOng....... XD

BOOOOP.

BOOOOP. ^^

BOOP-OOP.

BOOP-OOP. =^^=

BOO-BE-BOOP.

BOO-BE-BOOP. =^w^=

BOO-BE-BOO-BOOP.

BOO-BE-BOO... BOOP. <3

bo-be-bo-be-be-be-bo-beboebebebebebebebobebebobubnfjkdhgfmnehgfijkegbfiegbvrjkswgbfjklvn

(O______________O) .......

MOOOOOOOMM!!! DDDDDDDDDD8>

HELP ME! AAAAOWAAAAARAROROROGH!

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

ma'am, are you trying to molest me through the speaker?

and tha pickles... and sweet sauce ALL OVER MY BODY....

O_O SOMEONE GET THIS LADY SOME SWEET SAUCE! SHE OBVIOUSLY WANTS IT HER WAY!!

XDDDDDDDDDDD

WHOPPERNOONION. FFFFFFF-LARGEFRYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!! DDDDDDDDDDD8<

.... excuse me, chewbacca, uh... im bleeding from the ear here paccino, lets calm down...yeah, we're dealijng with food, not missles here, governor, NAO DRIVE AROUND!!! >:O

XDDDDDD

DOUBLE THE ACTION!!- BWOOSHBWOOSH!!!
TRIPLE THE EXCITEMENT!!- GET DOWN!!
MORE EXCITEMENT!!- GET DOWN AGAIN!!!

hello?

im watching you amy... >:3

OMG!!! DDD8>

the police couldnt help her. so she whent to private detective -lesbian looking- PABLO FRANSISCO.

i forgot most of that one >.>

those kids are so EASY to kill, i mean, you could strangle them with a cordless phone or something.

i mean, they just run right into danger-- BOOF HELLO IS THERE ANYBODY HERE??? HELLOOOOO....?

m-m-m ch-ch-ch-ah-ah-ah....

.....billy??

m-m-m-m-m ch-ch-ch-ah-ah-ah.....

i''ma get naked and take a showeeer, what's going on???

m-m-m-m-m ch-ch-ch-ah-ah-ah.......

XDDDDDDDDDD i'd bring up a different part but i dont have the guts to type it ^^;

o rly? have you seen the brawl version? its the same artist who did the lucario scene in brawl taunts 3 :3

yes yes you showed me. and now i have guts.

HUEVO SPLASH. FOR THE MAN WHO SHAVES HIS HUEVOS. O_O

......WOW awkward XD

omg, THAT part XD thats TWICE youve made me laugh nao XD

untchica-untchica-bum-bum-bum~!

nice job jeff!

no problem, dave! you know, being a male dancer is hard, especially when you have to shave your huevos.

♪HUEVO SPLASH, YOU SEXY MOTHER--*BEEEEP*

^^;

*DIES AGAIN* XDDDDDDDDDDD

OMFG ANOTHER BIOHOG XD

Acid: heyo.

lol. XD but i DO like his design. his markings remind me of Neon. (i have to draw him >.>)

Yup :3

Kurt: umm... hello?

yai! thats a first for my drawings XD

lol.

Acid: you're new around here, aren't'cha? Name's Acid. *extends a hand to shake*

are you kidding? i like all your designs. :P

Kurt: *DOT DOT DOT* no offence but... i just met you... and i dont particularly trust new people...

o thank you :3

Acid: understandable. *puts his hand down* just so you know, we're more alike than you think.

Kurt: we were made, not born... thats about it.

Acid: *ears flatten back* hmph.

Kurt: I-I didn't mean it like that! We just don't have much in common so...

Acid: naww, it's ok.

Kurt: good... i just... dont know who to trust right now...

Shadow: *Phoenix Wright pose* FAKER!!

Kurt: wha-!!?

Acid: *ear droop* i was the same. you uh...... a Robotnik... thing?

Kurt: Im... not sure... Im actually just trying to get a grip on my so called powers. and... *points at Shadow* does THAT happen all the time?

Shadow: >8C

Acid: it's usually not that pose, but yeah, kinda does. ^^; oy, Shad. SCRAM.

Kurt: I figured that...

Shad: *SCRAMS*

Kurt: Besides, if I WAS Robotnik-made, I might've attacked you on sight.

Acid: hey, i'm robotnik-made too. :P not from scratch though, like Shadzy over there. i had a base, ya know? kid named Alex.

Kurt: did... did something happen?

Acid: he was a thief. pretty good one at that. always got sent to juvi, never got any REAL sentences. 'till he turned 18, when he killed a guy. he was old enough for REAL jail, so they just gave him a death sentence. already had enough crap on his record, that one murder was enough. then good 'ol Gerald came along and thought, "oh, why waste a perfectly good body?" and just took 'im outta there and... well yeah. here i am.

Me: NOTE-acid is one of FOUR characters with a basically complete backstory. other three are Twilly, Ryu, and Mikki.

Kurt: I... I'm so sorry...

Me: i've been procrastinating on Zuko's, but i got it in my head all cooked up ^^;

Me: lulz.

Acid: *shurgs* you dont have to be, i would be dead otherwise.

Me: i just had the bast moment of my life last night... the dj was playing thriller at the dance... i got into the circle and STARTED DANCING TO IT. EVERYONE was cheering for me. i got on the stage and the dj asked how many girls wanted to go to the prom with me, and almost EVERY GIRL STARTED CHEERING XDDDDDDDD

Kurt: he must have been very brave... you should be proud.

Acid: *smiles* i am.

Me: *applauds* dude, that's amazing... i wish i had the guts (and the skills) to do that...... I NEED TO LEARN HOW TO SHUFFLE. if i find a video on how ashy and her friends dance, i'll show you, its' F*CKING EPIC.

Kurt: *smiles back* well, it appears that i have misjudged you character. *extends his hand* i am Kurt :)

Me: awesome sauseum. you dont need guts. you just need to be a) high off of a huge thing of pixie stix, or b) CRAZY AS HELL XDDD

Acid: it's ok. ^^ *shakes his hand* nice to meet'cha.

Me: ahahaha!! XD we're usually high off Dew or Monster >.> lol, i admitted to myself this morning that i would be one of the girls cheering. lol. ^///^;

Kurt: *shakes back* the pleasure is all mine :)

Me: daw, shucks. ^///^

Me: ahaha.... awkwaaaaaaaard........ >////>; that uh... video wont show up on youtube. :(

Acid: *lets go* so, how'd you escape? yeah i know, that was completely random.

Me: oh srry... ^^; IKR???

Kurt: well... i dont remember much of it, but the first thing i remember is getting cut. and finding this. *he shows the cut on his arm, revealing the cybernetic implants* i dont know what they did to me- or more importantly how- but this was done for a reason

Me: *or so he thinks >.>*

Me: it's not your fault. ^///^; and RAAAAR. and whaah?

Acid: hmmm. hopefully you aren't like me, and were created to wreak havoc on humanity/mobianity XP

Me: oh, c'mon. as resistable and egotistical... oh, dammit. AWESOME as i am, its not your fault :P

Kurt: yes, that would be unfortunate ^^;

Acid: ^^;

Me: ^///^; LOL.....

Kurt: so what's the deal here? is there some sort of petition i need to sign? :P

ACid: petition? petition for what?

Kurt: nvrmnd :P

Me: ^^

Acis: *confused*

Kurt: ok, i thought since im a character -damn you, fourth wall- it was mandatory to join some sort of club

Acid: haha.... well, you could always join Hybrid Nation. it's not just for hybrids, ya know.

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