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Naaaaaate

Villain:*rolls eyes heavenward*God have mercy....not that kind of like,you dunderhead¬¬

*giggles*I like when you use that word.

Villain:...My dear,I can't get properly angry when you're being adorable like that-w-

Villain:*sighs*Too bad;I was growing to like her.*hands still rested on my head*

Villain:*shakes head*My lady,violence and yelling isn't going to do any good.

......There's no winning with you.

Villain:No,Mon Petit*pats head*That is why I am the intelligence and you...well...you're the cute one with the devious mannerisms.

Villain:Correct,Miss Enigma,he'd try;it's not like I'd stand still after all,yes?

Villain:I prefer to take a nonchalant stance until I see that you are indeed in need of respect.But until then,I shall treat as just another of Short-Stuffs little friends,which then all you get is politeness,my dear-w-

....It could of been a lot easier to say "Prove it."

Villain:Mon petit,that wouldn't have got my point across-w-

Villain:*fixes her with mismatched eyes;still clicking the out of place on his humanoid body claws*...Who's you're new little playmate,my dear?

Playmate....not really...but this is Enigma.

Villain:*makes a little noise of nonchalance*

A very odd one.X3

Villain:...I broke my new toy.

*jumps*RRruuaaggghhh!D:

Villain:Sorry,sweetheart*clicks his black claws together*

Ya never know*taps plush Jack on the mask*Things go on in that fuzzy little head of his*grins*One of these days I'm gonna lose my patience and pick his mind for what he thinks about.....but maybe not when Roze is watching.....might get her in more trouble than I might have already....

You should;when he plans somethin';it could get ugly.I live with a couple of villains m'self,and they usually lock themselves in whatever hidey hole they can find when they're plannin' and usually what every they plan turns out bad for the rest of us....mostly Megadeth-w-