ladychaos

Men are just simply happier people, and here is why...

Your last name stays put.

The garage is all yours.

Wedding plans take care of themselves.

Chocolate is just another snack.

You can be President. You can never be pregnant.

You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park.

Car Mechanics tell you the truth.

The world is your urinal.

You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky.

You dont have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.

Same work, more pay.

Wrinkles add character.

Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100.

People never stare at your chest when you are talking to them.

The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.

New shoes dont cut, blister, or mangle your feet.

One mood all the time.

Phone conservations are over in 30 seconds flat.

You know stuff about tanks.

A 5 day vacation requires only one suitcase.

You can open all of your own jars.

You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.

If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.

Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.

Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.

You never have strap problems in public.

You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.

Everything on your face stays its original color.

The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe even decades.

You only have to shave your face and neck.

You can play with toys all your life.

Your belly usually hides your big hips.

One wallet and one pair of shoes one color for all seasons.

You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.

You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife.

You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.

You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.

No wonder men are happier!

why did the frog cross the road? (honk honk) he didn't.

what do you get when you cross an Otter with a Weasel? Daxter.

ahahahaha, i like that one!

a blonde got a brand new convertable, she saw one tv there was a storm coming, so she got to a payphone called her husband and said "hony hony! you have to come fast! hurry! i locked myself out of the new car and left the hood down!"

i got a lot of dumb blondes and you might be a redneck if: jokes! here's one

you might be a Redneck if you work without a shirt on, and so does your husband!

Alekazem: lol! that's awesome! anyway hopefully my creator with finish coloring that darn pic of me so you know what i look like *glare*

I'm busy so deal with it!

i wrote a new fic too gotta go now

Uhh...not much. o.o Sleeping, writing, doodling, going to work, and playing video games. I've yet to actually finish anything, though. XD

hehe....i got another one.

three blondes got stranded on an island, they wondered around and found a magic lamp. the Genie came out and said "i will grant you each one wish!" the 1st blonde wished "for a jet plane! so i can get off this island!" the Geenie clapped his hands and her jet poofed up on a runway.

the 2nd blonde wished "for a huge cruise ship! so i can get off this island" the Genie granted her wish with a weird look on his face.

the 3rd blonde said "i'm going to have to think long and hard about this!" a minute later the said "i wish i was a man!" sop the geenie turned her into a man and he walked across the bridge.

thanks for the comments!

lol! i do that too! sometimes...

Alekazem: I have a ton of power, abilities and knowledge because i am designed to beable to see, learn and copy other peoples powers. Observe, *thinks* *printer burst into fire* Now i have a new ablity just from wacthing you ^-^

Alekazem! O.O *tries to put out fire*

Alekazem: What!? You hate that thing anyway!

But i need it for later! -_-"

Alekazem: Ops! My bad... ^-^"

I'm okay going to a minor league baseball game later plus i have 483 pics up