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Lol. Yes. You would be better than a puppy. Lol. They would love you I promise you that. You would have to suffer through a bit of poking and prodding because of your uniform. As for conversation. You would have a willing audience for discribing your art. Just leave out the shinobi dealings. Lol. Anyway. Yeah. About that head. (whimpers and laughs nervously) Well it sorta did end up as a trophy. It was shrunk and kept on the tenths desk and the top knot was tied to the tenths belt. (kagi don't wear the usual uniform) so. Yeah. That will clear up the mystery for you. I wish I could remember the samurai's name. All I know was he was fairly important. So my blade is considered an honored blade. Oh and did I mention that my clans is not happy about my still having it. Lol. I HAVE no intention of returning it either. Lol.

Lol. The perve prof. Lol. Anyway. Well I'm not exactly sure who you would be since you aren't really shinobi. Lol. That is a hard one. Anyway. Yeah. The Kunoichi would love you. Being Samurai. It's better than a puppy. Lol. Anyway. Yeah. Talking about clans prob not a good idea. Some of the people have been shinobi for generations and still hold grudges. Anyway. Not alot of them find it all that interesting. Lol. The girl usually talk about normal girl things. Like I said. Modern Kunoichi as alot different than in the old days. Anyway. Losing a sword is a big deal with up as well although we don't usually kill ourself if we lose it. It's a big deal because they are usually handed down by a family member in the old families or given by a honored sensei. Mine was actually given to me by my cell master who received it from our clans nineth kagi's own collection. He got it from his father the tenth kagi. And he obtained it from a slain samurai. So yes my sword is a katana. Anyway. Yeah. Once again sorry.

Lol. Lets hope you don't develope the erges to do that kind of research. Anyway. That way you mentioned of hinting at needing help would be pretty good as well. As for asking a female. Well they would def be an expert in that area of anatomy. Lol. A guy would prob just get you into trouble. If you notice most guys tend to overdo those parts. A female is less likely to do that. It may be awkward and it may raise a few giggles from her but it is actually the better gender to ask about such matters. They aren't as lusty about it as guys are. Anyway. I DO have some strange news and it includes a strange inclusion of persons. I'LL type it here in a bit.

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Well this boss does seem to have a good brain but it's kinda creepy as he acts almost like I'm his boss. Lol. Anyway. Actually your not far off on how they would view us with you joined with us. To them I pretty much and Oroachimaro (sp). I have gone rouge and am now working to over throw the old order for my own (in their eyes evil) purpose. I actually wouldn't be surprised if I'm named a legendary One. I have started the largest rebellion in nearly seven hundred years. Anyway. I knew what you meant by turn the Kunoichi's heads. And trust me. You would. Lol. These girls like outsider and loner types. You would be surprised how after they knew you were not a threat they would think you were so cute in your strange uniform and cool samurai sword er katana or whatever you guys call them. I JUST know we call them katana and we actually prize them over our nin-to. Although the only way we used to get them was by killing one of you. Sorry mate. Lol. Anyway. To answer your question she is still on assignment.

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Just say something like "hey. You've helped of improve my technic in the part. I need your help again. I'm trying to improve my female character drawings. But I'm having a few problems with certain upper feminine features. I JUST want to develope my skills and you have always been held before. Could you please help me with this problem. I would really appreciate your help." there. That doesn't sound to perve. She may poke fun at you a bit and giggle a bit but it was a clean request. Anyway. Yeah.

Sorry it took so long mate. The supervisor in training from the other night was here. He has decided he wants to be on my good terms. Apparently he has asked the other supers about me and they told him a bit about my habits. He thinks I'm dangerous and should be treated with the utmost respect. Lol. I told him I'm not dangerous to him unless he turns into a jerk like my other super. He looked releved. Lol. Anyway. I WISH you were involved to. That sounds horrible, but trust me you would not be useless in battle at all. Can you imagin the faces of the enemy when you arrive to battle as a samurai. They would be spooked thinking I had made a pact with the last true samurai. You would be invaluable. Lol. Not to mention I would love to see my kunoichi's reactions to you. Trust me you would be a hit. Although you at first would prob get a few hits. Lol. Anyway. I KNOW it sounds weird but I would ask her to help you draw females. Just be honest with her and ask her something like this. See next message.

Trust me mate. You help me alot. You listen and give honest opinions. You don't sugar coat anything and that helps me alot. Anyway. I used what you said last might. I sat up for about another two hours and waged the wars in my head. I haven't won the war yet but I have won some battles. Thanks for your support. Your not even involved in this and you have helped more than anyone. Anyway. Don't worry came having to leave last night mate. I UNDERSTOOD. Anyway. Glad your doing good. Lol. I take it you must have been asked to read a make out paradise style story. That would be amusing to see you not know what it was going to be and then read a bit and then sprout a nose bleed. Lol. I don't blame you for not wanting to read that garbage.